take a breath, leave a breath

I’m seeing a lot of #nbathreads posts on here and I love it, although I think I missed something lol

watching this hbo documentary on the horrorshow that was nickelodeon and will reiterate my position that child acting should be regulated out of existence if not made illegal outright

We stopped decorating our rooms with glow in the dark stars, and ever since then there has been nothing but mental illness.

We really don’t hear anything about the Bermuda Triangle anymore and it makes me think the universe packed up its wormhole and took it elsewhere - didn’t want any additional cursed Earth ships

it’s foolish to imagine yourself as immune to scams, but my strategy of never answering the phone for any purpose is pretty much rock solid

i just want to ask the people who've lost their faith in humanity what it was like to have some in the first place

they should make cigarettes that are good for you

waiter: don’t touch the plate, it’s extremely hot

me: ok

my brain: we are 100% going to touch that plate

me: ok

Life isn’t fair. Unless you’re a carny. Then life is pretty much all fair, all the time.

Studying humanity and one thing is clear. Everyone is tired.

[Crying] it's fine let's just go
-Me having to leave the house for any reason

Humans share 70% of our DNA with zebrafish. So when you're having difficulty getting anything done, it's usually because a zebrafish is using the DNA.