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she/her. https://gofund.me/9d6cff92 cashapp, venmo, paypal handle is all the same: laurenmpayne
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sex workers have long been OGs in mutual aid & community care so this is not at all surprising
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I learned recently that the Second Circuit held argument this summer in the US v. Jatiek Smith case, on whether the border search exception applies to digital devices. The district court, per Rakoff, said no. No opinion yet, but the argument is here:
www.courtlistener.com/audio/99586/...
Oral Argument for United States v. Smith – CourtListener.com
Oral Argument for United States v. Smith
www.courtlistener.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Me using head voice so my coworkers see me as a person 🤝 my cisfemme coworker using her chest voice so her coworkers see her as a person
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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If every Muslim voter in Dearborn voted for Harris, she still would have lost Michigan.

If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION.

If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I bet they wait for the day the Epstein files get released.
Leavitt dodges a question about if Trump will release the video of the second strike against a disabled boat that killed two survivors of the first one
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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So many bougie people are so bougie they have zero contact with people in need, struggle's just not part of their lives or their circle. They can give to officially vetted bougie charities. But they can't even befriend real people who have a lot less than them. They never know how to be effective.
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Sometimes neurotypicals try to relate like well we're all a little crazy. And I'm like please no, I didn't see you at the table in the rec room for breakfast at the psych ward with me. I'm talking about the folks you think are actual freaks of society. Don't play like you don't think that of them.
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Imagine if instead of the might of 44m strong negotiating for lower healthcare prices you had 330 million backed by the federal government. Think of how low prices would be then!
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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SANTA: What I’m saying is that overall, whether a child is naughty or nice does have an impact on what they receive. You know, in general.

CHOTINER: But you do make the list yourself, and you are the one who checks it twice.

SANTA: Yes, of course. It’s in the song.
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
buff.ly
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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All it takes to not be blown up is a nicer boat?
The three were paid $100,000 to take the boat to Miami. “Authorities did a thorough sweep and found hidden compartments that had more than 1,000 packages of cocaine, totaling about 3,715 pounds.“
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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To verify your age please upload a recording of all the noises your body makes just getting out of bed. Any fart over five seconds counts as two for the purposes of this age audit.
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Honduras' attorney general said Monday that he had ordered Honduran authorities and asked Interpol to execute a 2023 arrest order for Juan Orlando Hernández, pardoned by U.S. President Donald Trump. n.pr/4prsNx7
Honduras seeks arrest of ex-President Hernández after Trump pardon
Honduras' attorney general said Monday that he had ordered Honduran authorities and asked Interpol to execute a 2023 arrest order for Juan Orlando Hernández, pardoned by U.S. President Donald Trump.
n.pr
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Law school cost me $190,000.

I have paid $206,000 since graduation.

I now owe $223,000.

I pay $830 per month, and next year it will be more.

I genuinely believe law school student loans are designed to make pro bono representation impossible.
December 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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All this in the second largest city in the country, a blue city in a blue state, and if you raise the issue people will act as if you’re producing a libelous slander of law enforcement.
Max Huntsman, the inspector general tasked with holding the LA Sheriff’s Department to account, is retiring… and going out with a bang in this letter 🔥
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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If Joe Arpaio was a Democrat y’all would try to run him for President.
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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they told steve jobs he had cancer and that mf really said imma eat an apple about it
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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A woman in Saskatchewan needs surgery for a parathyroid issue and is being offered MAiD instead.

There’s no one in the province who can perform the procedure and the government won’t pay to send her elsewhere.

This is why disability advocates warn about assisted dying
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Sask. woman considers MAID because she can't get needed surgery for rare disease | CBC News
For the past eight years Jolene Van Alstine has suffered from a rare form of parathyroid disease, normocalcemic primary hyperparathryroidism (nPHPT). It causes extreme bone pain.
www.cbc.ca
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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You are all in jail. Each alone, solitary, with a heap of what he owns. You live in prison, die in prison. It is all I can see in your eyes – the walls, the walls!
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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TRANSUNION: STUDENT LOAN DELINQUENCIES AMONG RENTAL APPLICANTS DOUBLED IN EARLY 2025 — NEWSWEEK
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I really love this book we made. Hard to believe that it was actually released this year. It feels like it's been out for longer. You can also engage resources related to the book here: www.interruptingcriminalization.com/resources-al... - a friend sent me a short clip of him reading with his son ❤️
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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The Supreme Court is almost certainly going to rule for Trump over independent agency firings that will transform the nature of the federal government. The only real question is how broad the ruling will be.

My report from inside the courtroom:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Supreme Court appears poised to rule for Trump on independent agency firings
Since returning to office, President Donald Trump has fired multiple members of agencies that Congress set up to be insulated from political pressures.
www.nbcnews.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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From the guys who brought you "watch your baby die of a preventable disease", comes their newest hit "get sweaty before you get on the airplane"
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM