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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 1d

weekend bump! (also, i didn’t realize i had the doc for ed’s chart set to private, so it should be accessible now.)

bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 4d

the jamestown ferry
chapter 13 (with art by @sweetpotato70.bsky.social!)

archiveofourown.org/works/687612...

A vintage-looking photo of the Jamestown Ferry docks with a Williamsburg penant, Cue Club ad, and Houston postcard overlaid. Text in white reads, "The Jamestown Ferry, an OFMD AU by unfunpleasures, with art by sweetpotato."

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miles blackbeardskneebrace @edteachsbadknee.bsky.social · 5h

ok gang if you donate $15 to a food bank or other related food justice org, I will draw you a little guy similar to these ones, or for $20 I will draw you two little guys, etc!

A line drawing of Ed and Stede as little medieval manuscript beasts

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änna🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @lesaenni.bsky.social · 5h

just found this old post again and way too accurate skdjsksk

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Inês 🍊 @ohtangerines.bsky.social · Jan 29

"Together, we sang/
I'm ready, now" 🍊

If, back then, Ed and Stede had their own little world in the woods where they could be themselves 🌻
#ofmd #animation

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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · Sep 30

when the sun is being a real bro
(and your boyfriend just dropped by)
#ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanart

Sketch in blue tones of Ed (OFMD), appearing to take a nude selfie while lounging/sunbathing. It's cropped to show from just below his mouth to his groin and inner thigh. His dick is out of frame but casts a large and very flattering shadow across his stomach. His nipples are pierced and he has an "S" tattooed on his inner thigh, surrounded by several hickeys. There are streaks of come on his chest and dripping over his chin.

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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 17d

#ofmdkinktober25 day 16: public/semi-public
#ofmdnsfw

Digital fanart of Ed and Stede from OFMD. Only parts of their bodies are visible through a car window (rolled halfway down). Stede is naked, lying across Ed's lap, their fronts pressed together. Ed is shirtless and has his arm around Stede. Stede has a red heart birth mark on his ass, and anyone walking by would get a decent peek at his taint.
There are three speech bubbles:
Ed: "And what if someone sees you like this?"
Stede [speech bubble is dripping]: "mmh..."
Ed [speech bubble surrounded by hearts]: "Oh, so you'd *like* that, hm?"

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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 1d

NOT AGAIN

Tiny crocheted Ed and Stede from OFMD. Stede is about to be dipped in soy sauce with chopsticks and Ed is alarmed

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tuka @tuks.bsky.social · 13h

Stede cuddling Ed on the couch, Ed in his lap

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scrib scribes ✍🏼🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @scribophile.bsky.social · 15h

okay crew, i am really struggling over here and im trying to think of ways to bring in money that wont completely destroy all my mental progress, but im not the craftiest or handiest so my options are pretty limited.

however, im pretty skilled with friendship bracelets. the braided kind.

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KalansPhantom 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 14h

So I'm building an OFMD Cards Against Humanity deck! Want to help out? Gimme some suggestions for black and white cards!

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Council of Geeks @councilofgeeks.bsky.social · Jun 12

"What if the actors don't support her?" "What if they donate to trans charities?" "What if they need the money?" "What if they don't fully realize?" "What if I pirate the show?"

Ok, if we're going to play the "what if...?" game, here's one for you:
What if you read a different fucking book series?

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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 1d

i think stede would commit too hard to his halloween costume and ed would have no clue it was him. and ed would be so standoffish because he's bummed his crush hasn't shown up to his halloween party / stede would be so bummed his crush isn't flirting back with him

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Jai🦇♥️🐺 @vvdssh.bsky.social · 16h

What if Anton did German at school but Viago doesn't know and he is talking about his crush on Anton to Deacon in German while Anton is around and Anton gets the idea and Viago is mortified

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kara is probably flirting rn | ofmd/polin @karawrites.bsky.social · 18h

upon the erstwhile sea, an @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social fic with art by @mermaidinn.bsky.social

"Stede had always seen the Door... Upon the lintel, in knife-carved letters, were the words: BE SURE."

inspired by the Wayward Children series by Seanan McGuire, rated M

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boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon @happydaiz.bsky.social · 2d

A handy guide in zine format made by @kninjaknitter.bsky.social and me. Come and find us at #TheWeeCon to get one.

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Call me Kes @likethehotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

“Hideous Risk” | a Vianton fic | Mature

Chapter Two is ready and available: tinyurl.com/Hideous-Risk...

Anton gets a moment to himself as he does the bbqing. Though it’s a rare time of quiet for him, his thoughts crowd in to fill the silence... then his not-quite-quiet pack causes a ruckus.

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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 1d

this isn't funny anymore where's our flag means death season 3

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annettefb.bsky.social @annettefb.bsky.social · 1d

Who needs some cozy and sweet?

Comm'd art by @smolbus.bsky.social

#ofmd

Commissioned art by smolbus. Ed and Stede. Ed is wearing Stede's long white sleeping gown and hat. He's blushing and looking down and his right foot is turned out slightly. He looks bashful. Stede is in a white shirt and brown pants. He's blushing and has his hands on his cheeks. There is a tiny red heart above Stede.

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 2d

Daily bunny no.3125 got here early

A little bunny dressed as a witch goes trick-or-treating. Arriving at a house where candy has been left out, she is surprised to see two squirrels taking all the candy for themselves, despite the sign saying "Take One"

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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 28d

Izzy’s hole - part 1

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Fyre @amuseoffyre.bsky.social · 21h

In these uncertain times, never forget who is causing the chaos.

Behold, the Rogues Gallery! Mad, bad and dangerous to know!
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansMuppets

A gallery of five wanted posters of muppets of Nigel Badminton (wanted for being horrible, even as a little boy), Chauncey Badminton (for crimes - cut off), Calico Jack Rackham (for the murder of Carl the seagull), Ricky Banes (for treachery, villainy and being a rancid syphilitic cunt) and Edward 'Ned' Lowe (for the crime of fucking calypso's birthday)

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silkdusk.bsky.social @silkdusk.bsky.social · 22h

lament of the kraken #ofmd

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Dr Xtina - ✨ whim-proned era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 1d

In honor of #ofmdfluffvember

Dr Xtina - ✨ whim-proned era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · Nov 8

A thread of my non explicit fluff fics. I can post the smuttier ones too later on. These are all pinned but I have 42 fics now so this is just the fluffy selections

#OFMDfanfic #OFMDfluff

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spooky tuki @tukinky.bsky.social · 1d

he's a kitten, your honor

kitty Ed taking it from behind, leaning on a desk, calling out for Stede as 'daddy'

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Aimee Steinberger @aimeekitty.bsky.social · 1d

Finally had a minute to do this lantern sketch of Ed I'd been meaning to do! OFMD

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