Marshmallow Knight
@marshmallowknight.bsky.social
A large mammal in the pacific northwest
Queer, medium well, no onions
she/her
Queer, medium well, no onions
she/her
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I guess I wasn’t feeling chronically online enough just using tumblr
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
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Guys I know everything is incredibly bad but please stop for a moment and enjoy this photo of my fucking amazing cat. Look at this shape. The box behind him is his thinking box, he sits in it and thinks
February 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Guys I know everything is incredibly bad but please stop for a moment and enjoy this photo of my fucking amazing cat. Look at this shape. The box behind him is his thinking box, he sits in it and thinks
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it is frankly exhausting to know that a better world is possible
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 AM
it is frankly exhausting to know that a better world is possible
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My cancelable take on Sorcerer Twitter is that more people who do circle and rune work should get into civil engineering.
We just need like 6 people who know how to lay out the Occult Lines of the Nazarite to get jobs in city planning. They make the bike trails the right shape, bam, everyone wins.
We just need like 6 people who know how to lay out the Occult Lines of the Nazarite to get jobs in city planning. They make the bike trails the right shape, bam, everyone wins.
my cancelable take on Sorcerer Twitter is I think magic squares are nerd shit
January 27, 2026 at 3:39 AM
My cancelable take on Sorcerer Twitter is that more people who do circle and rune work should get into civil engineering.
We just need like 6 people who know how to lay out the Occult Lines of the Nazarite to get jobs in city planning. They make the bike trails the right shape, bam, everyone wins.
We just need like 6 people who know how to lay out the Occult Lines of the Nazarite to get jobs in city planning. They make the bike trails the right shape, bam, everyone wins.
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Love this image by Jonathan Byxbe of Flight 64 Studio in Portland, OR shared by @theradr.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Love this image by Jonathan Byxbe of Flight 64 Studio in Portland, OR shared by @theradr.bsky.social
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Take a moment to lower your blood pressure with this one.
This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
January 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Take a moment to lower your blood pressure with this one.
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Me, sitting in a burning room: Why am I having daily panic attacks?
January 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Me, sitting in a burning room: Why am I having daily panic attacks?
“Your toes are perfect lumps of bubblegum.”
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
“Your toes are perfect lumps of bubblegum.”
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please enjoy this vision of 2026 from 'What's the World Coming To?' (1926), a silent film offering a terrifying glimpse 100 years into the future... where gender has been destroyed
we have five days left to do this and bring back big hats
we have five days left to do this and bring back big hats
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
please enjoy this vision of 2026 from 'What's the World Coming To?' (1926), a silent film offering a terrifying glimpse 100 years into the future... where gender has been destroyed
we have five days left to do this and bring back big hats
we have five days left to do this and bring back big hats
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I *highly* recommend that you avoid reviewing the primary source materials from the Epstien files.
As an average joe, you personally do not* need to know the specific details of what went down.
Professionals with training and experience and mental health counseling are already going thru em.
As an average joe, you personally do not* need to know the specific details of what went down.
Professionals with training and experience and mental health counseling are already going thru em.
And as several folks are saying in the comments: curiosity about the Epstein files is understandable, but just for yourself personally, think carefully about what you want in your head forever.
It will come to you later in upsetting ways that you may not expect.
bsky.app/profile/sass...
It will come to you later in upsetting ways that you may not expect.
bsky.app/profile/sass...
I promise you- people think they want to know the lurid details- they don't. I spent 30 years reading accounts of CA/SA and that shit never leaves your head.
I'm interested in knowing who was on public payroll and didn't do their jobs. And I'm happy to wait for the truth so it sticks.
I'm interested in knowing who was on public payroll and didn't do their jobs. And I'm happy to wait for the truth so it sticks.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I *highly* recommend that you avoid reviewing the primary source materials from the Epstien files.
As an average joe, you personally do not* need to know the specific details of what went down.
Professionals with training and experience and mental health counseling are already going thru em.
As an average joe, you personally do not* need to know the specific details of what went down.
Professionals with training and experience and mental health counseling are already going thru em.
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Best explanation of the liar's dividend that I've ever seen.
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Best explanation of the liar's dividend that I've ever seen.
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From the Larchives: Another Art Frahm homage. The celery stalk is being played by the candy cane.
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
From the Larchives: Another Art Frahm homage. The celery stalk is being played by the candy cane.
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I love living in the contemporary USA, it's like having a concussion or a low-grade fever constantly
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I love living in the contemporary USA, it's like having a concussion or a low-grade fever constantly
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There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
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life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
It’s that time of year!
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s that time of year!
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Werewolves are Choleric, Zombies are Phlegmatic. You'd think Vampires were Sanguine, but they're actually Melancholic; Cursed Puppets are Sanguine.
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Werewolves are Choleric, Zombies are Phlegmatic. You'd think Vampires were Sanguine, but they're actually Melancholic; Cursed Puppets are Sanguine.
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Where we're going we won't need eyes to see, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Where we're going we won't need eyes to see, Charlie Brown.