Martyn Waites/CB Everett
@martynwaites.bsky.social
Writer. Crime. Horror. Doctor Who for Big Finish. Was once Tania Carver. New novel THE OTHER PEOPLE out under the CB Everett name spring 2025. Agent: James Wills at Watson Little. #MDANT and proud of it.
Morris dancing.
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Morris dancing.
Hi all. My lovely new book, THE OTHER PEOPLE, is out now in paperback. The Times called it one of their Crime Novels of the Year and obviously I agree. If you'd like to read it, please do. I think you'd enjoy it. Sorry, but I may be banging on about this for a while.
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Hi all. My lovely new book, THE OTHER PEOPLE, is out now in paperback. The Times called it one of their Crime Novels of the Year and obviously I agree. If you'd like to read it, please do. I think you'd enjoy it. Sorry, but I may be banging on about this for a while.
If this is what Bluesky’s like for Cheney, I can’t wait for Trump.
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If this is what Bluesky’s like for Cheney, I can’t wait for Trump.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
FOA @keithrosson.bsky.social - It's Ross Kemp!
People will mock this. But something to note:
When Remembrance Day was introduced, this is EXACTLY what many British WW1 veterans did on it.
They would meet up with old friends and colleagues from their units. Talk. Laugh. Cry. Toast those not there and get joyously, and utterly shitfaced. /1
When Remembrance Day was introduced, this is EXACTLY what many British WW1 veterans did on it.
They would meet up with old friends and colleagues from their units. Talk. Laugh. Cry. Toast those not there and get joyously, and utterly shitfaced. /1
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
FOA @keithrosson.bsky.social - It's Ross Kemp!
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Unbelievable thread.
(You should be following Emma btw.)
(You should be following Emma btw.)
Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.
Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.
You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!
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Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.
You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!
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1/9
October 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Unbelievable thread.
(You should be following Emma btw.)
(You should be following Emma btw.)
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Yes, this is what reading 'House of Leaves' feels like.
October 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Yes, this is what reading 'House of Leaves' feels like.
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I for one did not see this coming
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I for one did not see this coming
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This is fucking brilliant. Let’s roll the scheme out nationwide.
October 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This is fucking brilliant. Let’s roll the scheme out nationwide.
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Chatbots and AI slop are going to ruin countless brains. Yours doesn't have to be one of them. Study history. Read poetry. Get acquainted with Bach, Shakespeare, George Eliot. In a time when people are rapidly getting dumber, we need communities devoted to the life of the mind.
October 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Chatbots and AI slop are going to ruin countless brains. Yours doesn't have to be one of them. Study history. Read poetry. Get acquainted with Bach, Shakespeare, George Eliot. In a time when people are rapidly getting dumber, we need communities devoted to the life of the mind.
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
October 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
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We can learn much from the French.
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
We can learn much from the French.
Ah, Bettie Page. The most famous person ever to come from Exmouth.
If you want to got to the toilet in the middle of the night, you have to traipse 100 yds to the nearest lavatory.
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ah, Bettie Page. The most famous person ever to come from Exmouth.
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
October 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
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This is depraved beyond belief
October 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is depraved beyond belief
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The People’s Nonce, here, dressed as the Woking branch of Hobbycraft
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The People’s Nonce, here, dressed as the Woking branch of Hobbycraft
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Marie McGowan, 89, has died 3 years after a brutal assault during which she was put headfirst into a rubbish bin. Her attacker, Alex Bailey, believed she was "a man dressed as a woman."
This is the world the transphobes are creating "to protect women."
RIP Marie. share.google/PFaI5YTh9tBw...
This is the world the transphobes are creating "to protect women."
RIP Marie. share.google/PFaI5YTh9tBw...
Woman, 80s, dies three years after Dublin attack
A woman in her 80s who was attacked in south Dublin just over three years ago has passed away.
share.google
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Marie McGowan, 89, has died 3 years after a brutal assault during which she was put headfirst into a rubbish bin. Her attacker, Alex Bailey, believed she was "a man dressed as a woman."
This is the world the transphobes are creating "to protect women."
RIP Marie. share.google/PFaI5YTh9tBw...
This is the world the transphobes are creating "to protect women."
RIP Marie. share.google/PFaI5YTh9tBw...
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I see Netflix has announced its follow-up to their recent 'Monster: The Ed Gein Story'... 😱
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I see Netflix has announced its follow-up to their recent 'Monster: The Ed Gein Story'... 😱
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So far TODAY Israel has:
- bombed Gaza City
- bombed Khan Younis
- shot and killed five Palestinians in Gaza City
- refused to open the Rafah border crossing
- announced they would once more block aid
This is what a "ceasefire" with Israel looks like. This is what it has always looked like.
- bombed Gaza City
- bombed Khan Younis
- shot and killed five Palestinians in Gaza City
- refused to open the Rafah border crossing
- announced they would once more block aid
This is what a "ceasefire" with Israel looks like. This is what it has always looked like.
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
So far TODAY Israel has:
- bombed Gaza City
- bombed Khan Younis
- shot and killed five Palestinians in Gaza City
- refused to open the Rafah border crossing
- announced they would once more block aid
This is what a "ceasefire" with Israel looks like. This is what it has always looked like.
- bombed Gaza City
- bombed Khan Younis
- shot and killed five Palestinians in Gaza City
- refused to open the Rafah border crossing
- announced they would once more block aid
This is what a "ceasefire" with Israel looks like. This is what it has always looked like.
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Go on then Nigel Farage, keep telling us you know nothing about Russian influence…
The Farage staffer, the Russian embassy and a smear campaign against a Kremlin critic
www.theguardian.com/politics/201...
The Farage staffer, the Russian embassy and a smear campaign against a Kremlin critic
www.theguardian.com/politics/201...
The Farage staffer, the Russian embassy and a smear campaign against a Kremlin critic
Worker for Farage’s group in EU parliament was ‘frequent visitor to embassy’ and accused of role in propaganda stunt
www.theguardian.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Go on then Nigel Farage, keep telling us you know nothing about Russian influence…
The Farage staffer, the Russian embassy and a smear campaign against a Kremlin critic
www.theguardian.com/politics/201...
The Farage staffer, the Russian embassy and a smear campaign against a Kremlin critic
www.theguardian.com/politics/201...
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"Do you still get paid in Roubles Ted?"
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October 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
"Do you still get paid in Roubles Ted?"
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