mary
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passionate AI hater
passionate AI hater
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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Texas chain saw massacre is full of plot holes... what happens to the victims when they die? is there an afterlife?
June 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Texas chain saw massacre is full of plot holes... what happens to the victims when they die? is there an afterlife?
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GOD: hi, welcome to heaven
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
GOD: hi, welcome to heaven
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
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It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
how much damage do you think godzilla would have done if he was human sized
September 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
how much damage do you think godzilla would have done if he was human sized
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Frankly it’s also reckless - you have growing numbers of people exhibiting delusional behaviour toward chatbots, and this straight up encourages it.
August 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Frankly it’s also reckless - you have growing numbers of people exhibiting delusional behaviour toward chatbots, and this straight up encourages it.
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i wish
Can AIs suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times
Can AIs suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times
As first AI-led rights advocacy group is founded, industry is divided on whether models are, or can be, sentient
www.theguardian.com
August 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
i wish
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Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
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Counterculture and punk rock is when all of the richest companies in the world try to force you to use something
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Counterculture and punk rock is when all of the richest companies in the world try to force you to use something
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When people talk about how systemic and structural issues don't exist but the data all looks like this.
August 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When people talk about how systemic and structural issues don't exist but the data all looks like this.
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i think lou bega could have just counted for the entire song if he had just had the courage of his convictions
August 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i think lou bega could have just counted for the entire song if he had just had the courage of his convictions
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I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
Some people are unhappy and always will be and deserve to be.
July 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
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Interesting article on 'direct cremation' in yesterday;s Guardian www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
‘The delivery man arrived with the ashes in a gift bag’ – why are so many people opting out of traditional funerals?
In the UK and the US, ‘direct cremations’ – where no mourners are present and relatives and friends can organise their own ceremonies – are on the rise. Is it time to rethink how we say goodbye our lo...
www.theguardian.com
July 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Interesting article on 'direct cremation' in yesterday;s Guardian www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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You’re sheltering bald JD Vance images on your phone, are you not?
June 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You’re sheltering bald JD Vance images on your phone, are you not?
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BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
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So am I allowed to call these people Nazis yet or do I need to wait for Charlie to be able to grow a hitlerstache
June 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So am I allowed to call these people Nazis yet or do I need to wait for Charlie to be able to grow a hitlerstache
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Israeli military did not “intercept a ship.”
The Israeli military did commit a violent act of piracy against a UK flagged vessel in Int’l waters as it fulfilled a legal right to reach Gaza & alleviate suffering, then abducted its crew & transported them by force to Israel under threat of execution.
The Israeli military did commit a violent act of piracy against a UK flagged vessel in Int’l waters as it fulfilled a legal right to reach Gaza & alleviate suffering, then abducted its crew & transported them by force to Israel under threat of execution.
June 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Israeli military did not “intercept a ship.”
The Israeli military did commit a violent act of piracy against a UK flagged vessel in Int’l waters as it fulfilled a legal right to reach Gaza & alleviate suffering, then abducted its crew & transported them by force to Israel under threat of execution.
The Israeli military did commit a violent act of piracy against a UK flagged vessel in Int’l waters as it fulfilled a legal right to reach Gaza & alleviate suffering, then abducted its crew & transported them by force to Israel under threat of execution.
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most people own a broom, I think. but I don't want to make sweeping generalizations
June 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
most people own a broom, I think. but I don't want to make sweeping generalizations
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it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy
June 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy
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Times like these, I am reminded of a line from Edmund Burke: I hope they get every disease and die shitting.
RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.
May 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Times like these, I am reminded of a line from Edmund Burke: I hope they get every disease and die shitting.
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Hoo heard the news about Sutton Hoo?
We can now reveal that we found the entire base of the Bromeswell bucket intact during last year's Time Team excavation and following further investigation we now know it contained an early Anglo-Saxon cremation burial: buff.ly/91DezbT
We can now reveal that we found the entire base of the Bromeswell bucket intact during last year's Time Team excavation and following further investigation we now know it contained an early Anglo-Saxon cremation burial: buff.ly/91DezbT
Sutton Hoo Byzantine bucket believed to be cremation vessel
Archaeologists find human and animal remains in the base of the bucket, confirming their beliefs.
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May 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hoo heard the news about Sutton Hoo?
We can now reveal that we found the entire base of the Bromeswell bucket intact during last year's Time Team excavation and following further investigation we now know it contained an early Anglo-Saxon cremation burial: buff.ly/91DezbT
We can now reveal that we found the entire base of the Bromeswell bucket intact during last year's Time Team excavation and following further investigation we now know it contained an early Anglo-Saxon cremation burial: buff.ly/91DezbT
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Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig
May 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig