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matrixchief0.bsky.social
Twerk N Lurk
@matrixchief0.bsky.social
60 followers 1K following 19 posts
31 || He/Him || Professional Lurker || Shitpost Connoisseur || Lifetime Ban from Applebee's || Jonston County Record for Distance Ejected from Moving Vehicle
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forestbite.bsky.social
⭐ MUNCHIES YCH ⭐

🥤 45 Each
🥤 Any species!
🥤 Can change soda & chips!
🥤 Dm to claim!
🥤 Multi/Limited slots
🥤 Turnaround time is 2 weeks!
January 31, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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weirdbongs.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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beaucoupkevin.com
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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spincraze.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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maciek-voxel.bsky.social
Funny how that works doesn't it
#furry #voxel #furryart #meme
January 21, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
A cartoon drawing of a podcast audience in an auditorium. A speech bubble leading off screen reads "we have a segment on this podcast called 'safety third." In the foreground, an anthropomorphic fox wearing a shirt that says "you're boeing to die" side-eyes an anthropomorphic airliner weearing a shirt that reads "I'm boeing to kill you."
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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koboldred.bsky.social
Custom IPS-N Drake "Third Law" done for me by @shadefish.bsky.social
January 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
"Class War"
Seen in Sydney
January 24, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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theonion.com
Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE https://store.theonion.com/products/sinister-minnesotans-t-shirt?variant=44569654984773
Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE Net proceeds will be donated to local organizations in Minnesota
January 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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silly.bsky.social
how i wake up knowing my enemies are ontologically evil and there is no act against them which is wrong
January 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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typhwife.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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dawnofcorruption.net
Free Raffle!

Giving away my new VRChat Base for every 250 reposts this post gets.
Just like and repost to enter~

vrc.sombreve.com

#VRChat #VRChatAvatar #vrc #3D
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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hareware.xyz
this may be a poorly thought out 5 am decision, but I've lowered the price of the shark on Jinxxy and Itch

now only 16 dollars

hare-ware.itch.io/shorkobot
jinxxy.com/hare_ware/sh...
Shorkobot! by hare_ware
shark? orca? kobold? robot?
hare-ware.itch.io
January 24, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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lachm.page
Thing Thing, Japan
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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jonnyjonman.bsky.social
Jared leto will never be HIM
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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gamgyuls.bsky.social
vacation ruined
December 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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roricomics.bsky.social
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
comic: when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns. if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind. if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind. I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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gawdz0rz.bsky.social
still one of my favorite tweets
Daniel Garcia @DanielxXxGarcia If you ask a white person "how's it going?" And they respond with "it's going" that roughly translates to "contemplating killing myself." Oct 12, 2019
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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stagor55.bsky.social
Hopefully I got this right this time. Love me some Banba Kun.
November 19, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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wintersound.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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kimoforce.bsky.social
Coming soon to a Maryland near you.
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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trans.bsky.social
Rest in Power, Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King, Jr.
Over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to “order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season." REV. DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
January 19, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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k-ram3000.bsky.social
@dogmanartnsfw.bsky.social and I made this based on an amazing among us animation that was made 300 years ago

#3D #nsfw
September 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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laborwave.bsky.social
⚠ 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜-𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗧𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗣 ⚠
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
redstonedust on tumblr: "tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monocle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it."
January 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM