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diet coke enthusiast.
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They text each other and have spreadsheets. scary
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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shout-out to everyone else who had "the first 500 strips of Questionable Content as a formative experience"
February 6, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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that's called Ouch Fuck soup, it's named for the sound diners make when they forget that the bowl just came out from under the broiler and grab the bowl with their bare hands
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
They just made more Muppet show (complimentary)
Watching the new Muppet Show and I love that it's just.... An episode of the Muppet show, no frame story or crazy concept. This is really fun.
February 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
what is the name of this france soup
February 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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I looked this up to see if it was real, and not only is it real, it's a song on the Osmosis Jones soundtrack. And the track immediately before it is by R. Kelly.
February 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
put on the netflix ice dancing documentary to find out who the villains are. according to netflix, it's the french
February 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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ok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ
February 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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paragraph 48: "In Mr. Trump’s second term, Ms. Britt has voted in line with the president 100 percent of the time."
February 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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JUST IN: In a new court filing, attorneys for Marimar Martinez call Chicago's U.S. attorney's office "active enablers of an out-of-control client."

They cite reports from @chicago.suntimes.com and @npr.org in which DHS refuses to back down on claims that Martinez is a "domestic terrorist."
February 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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"I regret not going back to Jeffrey Epstein's house" is an incredibly odd thing to say.

We're watching the oligarch class normalize this in real time.
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Does your cat ever lose track of their favorite toys for days, sulk and yell around the house, then find them again and carry them throughout the house? Asking for no reason.
February 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Utah's chief election officer, Lt Gov Deidre Henderson, has conducted a review of the state's voter rolls to identify any ineligible voters, including by running her rolls through the DHS SAVE Program. Guess how many non-citizens voted in Utah according to the review? Zero.
Utah voter roll review finds no evidence of noncitizens casting a ballot, Lt. Gov. says
An ongoing Utah review of 2.1 million voter registration records has found one noncitizen who registered to vote and zero examples of any noncitizens actually voting.
www.sltrib.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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I have never seen anything like it. I don't know what's actually going on, but several attorneys reached out to me this morning and said all of their Somali clients were also transferred to the same judge and now have court on the same date in March. And I don't know for sure why. But it's chilling
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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I'm not sure what to make of it, but every Somali I represent in immigration court currently (8 of them) have today had their hearings cancelled and their judges reassigned. They're now all assigned to a video judge from Louisiana and scheduled for court hearing in one month. 🧵
February 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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The two children who returned to MN today say they saw one of their Valley View schoolmates at a detention center in TX. This is a child whose family was last in contact with the school on January 9. No one has known where they were until now.
February 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Me and the boys get together to feed our young female colleagues to Moloch. Dudes rock!
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
"this is how men behave"
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
honestly what the fuck
Schumer: "There should be no masks, except in the most unusual of circumstances -- you know, some guy was put up by a terrorist group or something"
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
olympics are on!! wooo!!
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Sir this is literally a prayer breakfast
Trump: "Mike Johnson is a very religious person. He does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, 'Sir, may we pray.' I'll say, 'Excuse me? We're having lunch.'"
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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fuckin brutal lol
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 AM