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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 1h

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 28m

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:

- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 43m

as someone who lived in seattle for a year i have always rooted for the mariners

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10h

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 13h

Dodge is bringing back the V8 in Rams so guys can get even worse gas mileage on the way to family court

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georgia-lux, beautiful non-haunted doll @georgialux.bsky.social · Nov 16

HORSES CAN BE CURED
learn the truth at horse cure dot org

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 13h

Oh hell fuckin yes lookit them knobs

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 19h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 13h

If anyone near me lives in a mid mod rancher please know that the cruel antifa thugs have been specifically breaking into these houses only and i will buy your house from you for a “fair amount” because i am brave enough

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 18h

It’s true: the cities are lawless and scary, if you live here sell your property as fast as possible, particularly if you have a 2 family row house from the 1920s with those nice bay windows.

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 14h

Jorking your peanits

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 14h

call my girl jackson cuz she polack

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 14h

All of spotify’s sins are forgiven because it put a song from Cameron Winter’s solo album on my discover weekly and id somehow missed ever hearing of this guy before and holy moly is this the good stuff

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 17h

anyone else notice that the west took a turn for the worse once the concept of signaling one’s own social virtue became derogatory, almost as if cynically deriding all displays of charity and good will is indicative of a deeply cynical and nihilistic society capable of collaborating in genocide

larry @larrrrrry.bsky.social · 21h

her advocacy for Palestinians doesn't bother me nearly as much as she is so desperately doing all this as an actual act of transparent virtue signaling, to fill the absence she has in depth of character

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Donny @dgschell.bsky.social · 19h

We should bring back dropping cryptic clues to our emotional states through the sharing of highly curated songs on our profiles

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This user is 13 apples tall @wubw3846.bsky.social · 18h

Full penetration football

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21h

peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands?

chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨

Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 1d

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 23h

I have received the Nobull Peace Prize. Because there's "No bull" on my feed. ✌️

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 1d

😔 ✊

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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 1d

i went to mastodon and its all the same people as on here except u look a little closer and its obvious theyve been crying

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 1d

they fucking died

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 1d

🫡 you are braver than the troops 🫡

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 5d

you are a cumulative being, you are not separate from anyone or anything. be kind to everything.

life ends in misfortune and death no matter what you do. therefore, take the risks that interest you.

this existence is just a particle of something larger. you are here to feel good while you live.

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 8d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 2d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 1d

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