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McMESSMAKER
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Lead singer of Anthemic Indie Rock band MESSMAKER
https://linktr.ee/messmaker
Music photography enthusiast
Are you happy with the way things are? Or are you paying attention?
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Hamburger helps those that help themselves
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Watching this on repeat has fixed me.
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
So much blood on so many hands. History will remember this, so don't you DARE forget or turn a blind eye.

There is no bottom to the moral depravity once the concept of "toxic empathy" is accepted.
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"Point-Blank Sammy" is going on the band name list.
this might be the funniest possible way they could have characterized it
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My family was in the “borrow my older brother’s paper route money to buy groceries some months” tax bracket around when I was born, but I remember being stunned as a kid when a friend’s parents waited until the kids finished eating to wash the plates and use them for their own meal.
i grew up poor, but not have nothing poor. and i had a life changing moment when i was shopping with a woman one day and her kid looked at her and said “momma we won’t have to share a spoon anymore”

just because you’ve always had something doesn’t mean everyone does.
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
My uncle was in a band (pre-Aerosmith) with Steven Tyler, called Fox Chase, which apparently puts me “three hops from”… (does some quick searches) … Harvey Weinstein? 😬
Off the top of my head, in terms of degrees of separation I managed to get from myself to *Jimi Hendrix* in "three hops," this is a WILD assertion to make

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November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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if you’re gonna call them blinkers instead of indicators when changing lanes, shouldn’t they be winkers
October 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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You can tell its a good World Series because nobody looks happy to be there.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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when a bird gets in your house through the chimney it must seem like a portal to another dimension. it's Sliders for them basically. if that bird understood english you would have a frame of reference through which you could explain to it what Sliders is about
June 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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For every 5 Likes or Reposts, I'll give you a cool-ass Godzilla Fact. I'll try to keep it to lesser-known stuff but I won't be posting any inside baseball. I just want to share my love for the King.
October 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Tinker Hamburger Helper Spy
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Cleveland showing up for #NoKings #CLE
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Be the reason they start searching bags for googly eyes at the entrance to your local zoo.
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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you could try deez; i hear it can help with posters madness
You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works
October 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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[Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]
November 13, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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The Initial attempt to build a Matthew McConaughAI hit a speedbump when the Chatbot kept adding a fourth “Alright.”
September 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Comedians famously tone things down when you tell them to shut up
September 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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you’re telling me someone packed this bay full of greens
September 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM