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Mikey Gravies It 𓅃
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🔳 Genocide

🔳 Slavery

🔳 Police Brutality

🔳 Suppression of Free Speech

🔳 Suppression of the Press

🔳 Strike Breaking

❌ Human Rights

❌ Education

❌ Housing

❌ Healthcare

❌ Thriving Wage

❌ Improving Material Conditions for *Everyone*
Kaveh: So, uhh… what’s up with Bobby Kennedy and Olivia Nuzzi?

Angela & Cody:
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Pour some gravy into the stuffing cavity so you can noisily slurp it out and say, “I’m Nuzzi, the turkey is RFK Jr, and now you’re caught up on the news!”
Do I try to explain the Nuzzi-Lizza situation to my in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner or do I just pass the stuffing and keep screaming in my own brain hmmmmmmm
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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How does this woman have the absolute most Skeletor ass news moments
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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" @50501movement.bsky.social : BREAKING: An 🧊 agent pointed his rifle into a crowd of unarmed protesters this morning in St. Paul, MN. St. Paul Police Department was reported by users on Blue Sky as supporting the 🧊 agents and assaulting unarmed protestors with chemical agents and physical force."
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We should test it on the guy who made it to make sure it works.
From the lostgeneration community on Reddit: JEEZUS PHUCKING CHRIST
Explore this post and more from the lostgeneration community
www.reddit.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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And lest there be any confusion... as I said, Wonder Woman would never.
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Where’s Player Two with a Blue Shell when you need them.

In spite of the cutesy euphemism, I’m not even fucking kidding. They both need two shells right to the temple. Why? It’s self defense from gang activity.
From the KarenGoBrrr community on Reddit: A Disturbing Encounter at McDonald’s in Columbus.
Posted by TheManager_1 - 89 votes and 24 comments
www.reddit.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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This was happening under Obama the Deporter-in-Chief. And because we didn't stop it then, the problem has gotten worse
I went to immigration court in Seattle to observe the kids docket. These children, some as young as three years old, are expected to understand complex legal processes and represent themselves in court.

That’s not due process.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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I went to immigration court in Seattle to observe the kids docket. These children, some as young as three years old, are expected to understand complex legal processes and represent themselves in court.

That’s not due process.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I concluded that a guitar for cats would be: a theremin, with some string suspended for the cat to bat at and mess with
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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look, polyamory is extremely not for me but I have a ton of friends who it works great for, so obviously I disagree with him here

but I always find it very funny when you get a bunch of outraged posts about the Pope being Catholic

even if he’s pretty cool for a Pope he is, you know, the Pope
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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STRONG AGREE
The only correct pie take is that pies are like dogs—they’re all good, we just have stronger personal attachments to some than others.
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I don't have children or student loans, and I bought a house with money left to me when my mother died, and I never leave those three things out of the "how did you transition into freelancing full time" conversation because otherwise it is WILDLY disingenuous to talk about how writing pays my bills
And the folks who are actually writing full-time generally only got there after years of day jobs, family support, or both.

The point of sharing this is not to demoralize anyone, but to let emerging writers know they're not failing if they can't make a living off writing alone. Almost no one can.
almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
BREAKING:

“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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If I was this woman's lawyer i would advise her not to stop suing until she owned Glenn Beck's house

www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
How an innocent woman's name was tied to the Jan. 6 pipe bombs
The FBI has ruled the woman out as a suspect in the 2021 plot, sources said, but only after her name circulated on social platforms and a conservative news site.
www.cbsnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Marge from the church breakfast committee is about to go John Brown on this fascist rent-a-cop and meanwhile Eric Swalwell and other Congressional and Senate Dems want "masks off and badges out", the nice middle ground.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Jfc
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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PERTUSSIS?!? PERTUSSIS

Babies are dying of things I only read about in Little House on The Prarie
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:

“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”

s3.amazonaws.com/nursing-netw...
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Daddy, why did you get mommy deported?
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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From the new HBO documentary Thoughts & Prayers that looks into the impact of the $3 billion active shooter preparedness industry on schools and communities.

If you're not American/don't live in the US, I'm asking you to please not comment.
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Welp. I officially started learning to play guitar today.

I’ll be concentrating primarily on YT (Scotty West, Marty Schwartz, & Justin Guitar), but I have some coworkers who play cheering me on. We all want me to get good enough to have jam sessions for the dogs at my shelter.

Wish me luck!
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM