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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀

@momercury.bsky.social

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snark, sarcasm, swears, and animal pics. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:47swmvfvg34vdh3nufzothlt/feed/aaaakowm5uema 🐴 , 🐈 , 🐶, 🐐 , & 🐓 Foster CKCS. Spoonie. Queer. she/her #BanPuppyMills

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · Aug 16

Charlie has asked me to make a new pinned post.

First, he would like to remind everyone to find what brings you joy. We all need to hold onto something that brings us joy 💜

Second, he wants you to know that he strongly believes trans rights are not a purity test but a basic requirement.

tricolor Cavalier King Charles spaniel, laying on blue couch with green pillows in the background, looking at the camera sweetly, but also like he has something important to say

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 15h

Hugs, except with stabbing

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17h

the worst part of people moving to mastodon is that now i have to post to both platforms and do math to know if it was a banger

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Count Coachula @coachmark25.bsky.social · 10h

We need more kindness and less meanness in this world.

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 10h

Some people, man…

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, that seems like a lot

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 11h

My emotional support pickle just told me to stop eating my feelings

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 10h

Touched grass today and can't say I was much changed by the experience. Which probably means I was already cool and normal prior to that

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 10h

Those are always the people that tip like shit too

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Count Coachula @coachmark25.bsky.social · 17h

Whatever you do don't be assholes to wait staff.

I'm about ready to pour my water over the head of the couple at the table next to me.

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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 15h

do it however the fuck you want that’s the cool thing about being alive

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 10h

The content warnings are a little excessive although I get the desire for respect and acknowledgment, but I don’t know, the rest of it is pretty much all shitpost, all the time

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 5d

it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 11h

One great thing about having a chest wound is you can walk around with a real "what are ya gonna do to me, stab me in the chest?" attitude. I'm just here to remind you that one can have two chest wounds, so you may wanna say,"What are you gonna do to me, stab me in the chest TWICE?"

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 11h

If you ask your killer "is it cake?!!" will lighten the mood and add some whimsy to your murder.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 5d

The wood chipper gets gross so you should clean it after every use.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 20h

somebody call adult rock and tell him to come get his dumbass kid.

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 13h

This little old kitty cat won’t stop staring at me. I don’t know what she wants - my mind reading powers are not working 😂😂

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 14h

Oh I am so sad. What an icon!

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15h

WHAT people.com/diane-keaton...

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 14h

What?!? No!!!

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Dragon Moll Z 🎃 @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 14h

I think it should be clear at this point that like the US federal government has collapsed.

There are no branches. There are no rules.

There is just one man and his truth social posts.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14h

dude go outside

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Ah yes, the amazing intellectual competence of Cait's little gobllin followers. They're sycophants to her Gargamel bringing the heft and weight of ignorance to defend their goddess of uselessness and cash tips.
Am i supposed to be sad he doesn't like me anymore? He's a jew-hating fuck...like her.
brandon • @latentcall.com • 15h
I used to watch you on X Play during the summer when my family could afford digital cable to get G4TV.
It's really sad you ended up such an idiot. Did you suffer some sort of stroke or something? Let me know and I'll try and be nicer. Asking your elected leaders to do their job is reasonable.

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 14h

Yessssssss

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 21h

Being in a room full of people is called I'm never doing that again.

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 20h

As they should be! It is an achievement

💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 20h

And every time I use it, I feel rich because with chickens we have an unending supply of eggs

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