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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 10h

Et billede af Squidward, fra Svampebob, der står i et mørkt lokale. Han kigger, udtryksløst, ud af vinduet på Svampebob og Patrick, som løber smilende med hænderne i vejret.

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 1d

Kvinder der har sans for humer
#plus

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 6d

“Jeg burde have lov til at parkere på en handikapplads fordi jeg har brækket min fod” Ja da, manse. Du er jo tolv

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 6d

“Hvis kvinder skal kunne få en abort, skal mænd også have lov til at abortere juridisk” Ja, det giver mening. Hvis man er 12.

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 6d

“Der er kun 2 køn” Ja hvem gider følge med i biologiundervisningen, når man er 12

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 6d

“Staten skal købe flere jetfly med missiler!” Helt sikkert, lille fyr. Du er tolv

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 6d

Teorien om den amerikanske realitet: alle er 12 år gamle. Nu oversat til dansk politik:

“Jeg gider ikke sortere affald” Nej, det er også så træls når man er 12

/Peter @flottenheimerblue.bsky.social · 6d

Det er ødelæggende for samfundets regler og love når politikerne siger at de ikke overholder dem selv
ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/poli...

Ærlige Vanopslagh: Gider ikke sortere affald

Læs mere her

ekstrabladet.dk

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 6d

Løvinden er ligeglad med fårene, der rynker på næsen, når hun laver karamelkartofler fra glas

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 7d

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 11d

danmark hvis man godt måtte udføre hærværk mod valgplakater

En by med futuristisk udseende. Der er flyvende biler og huse lavet af glas, men også græsplæner, andet grønt og rindende vand. Solen skinner og en person lufter sin hund på et hvidt fortorv.

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 11d

Fortæl din sandhed 🙏

En skål med tunsalat. I tunsalaten er der dild, rå rødløg og selvfølgelig majs.

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 14d

LIGE PRÆCIS

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 15d

Velbekomme

Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · May 24

Kære lampeånd mit første ønske er at det altid er gråt og koldt og regnvejr og slud og sne og sjap og storm i danmark og at solen aldrig skinner igen

Mit andet ønske er at alle transfober bliver inficeret med clostridioides difficile, og at kuren er i restordre

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jeg har ikke flere ønsker..

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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 15d

what the fuck are you talking about, she made a whole community of friends online and was stabbed to death by two of her classmates

Joe Powell MP @joepowell.bsky.social · 15d

Meeting yesterday with Brianna Ghey's mother Esther - and pupils at Brianna's former school - was a powerful reminder of why controls on social media and smartphone use in schools is so important for children, teachers and parents. (1/2)

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 15d

i'm still not over this you're telling me there was a heist? at the LOUVRE? we SHOULD throw a party we SHOULD invite bella hadid

regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 16d

THERE WAS A SUCCESSFUL HEIST AT THE LOUVRE

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 18d

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com

Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.

www.thefarside.com

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 19d

Jeg tror at han tænkte at fordi han havde en brækket fod, talte han som handikappet

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 20d

Kan I huske dengang Rasmus Jarlov kørte til folkemødet på bornholm med en brækket fod, parkerede på en handikapplads, fik en bøde, og efterfølgende blev så sur at han skrev et some opslag om det, hvor folk påpegede at man skal have et handikapskilt, og generelt ikke køre bil med brækkede fødder?

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Patriciajaydee @patriciajaydee.bsky.social · 22d

The rikishi are taking-in the town and doing what we all do when in London.
Seeing the sights, admiring the parks, shopping on High Street, taking tea at Fortnum's, using the olde phonebox, eating Chinese, and having a terrific time.

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 23d

Hvorfor bliver ellers rimeligt normale danskere så underligt nationalistiske når nogen nævner Halloween?

Gud forbyde vi har én helligdag, der ikke drejer sig om religion

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hucksgiving @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24d

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 24d

Når man tænker på at Obama og Kissinger har modtaget nobels fredspris, minder prisen meget om årets laks

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25d

I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit

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Astrid 🎃 @mosekone.bsky.social · 26d

Tusind tak, Chiitan 🙏

Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 27d

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

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merve @ughmerve.bsky.social · 27d

www.dr.dk/nyheder/poli...

Intet trigger mig mere end Nick Zimmermann fra DF, der siger, at han ikke stoler på en eneste "udlænding" på førtidspension. Artiklen fortæller at 12% af "udlændinge" i den "arbejdsdygtige" alder er på førtidspension.

Jeg tror, vores politikere har glemt, at det er

Førtidspensionister kan miste deres pension: Regeringen vil genåbne 'visse' sager

Hvem der bliver ramt, og hvordan sagerne skal vurderes, er endnu uklart.

www.dr.dk

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