This Halloween I’m going as the scariest thing of all, emotional intimacy!!! ha ha just kidding I’m prion disease

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

hands you some bugs

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

It’s pronounced cyclist.

I mentioned earlier that they chew on Nile Crocodiles - I wasn't kidding, baby Hippos use them as teething rings since the texture of their scales is satisfying to gum.

Just this 12' long razor-toothed archosaur, sitting there going "stay calm, Clarence, you survived the asteroid, you can do this."

I should note, they don't corner well *at speed*. They can turn on a dime if stationary.

And their tusks can go through you *the long way* with room to spare.

So. I guess my real solution to "what do I do when chased by a hippo?" is something more like "pray."

Button, the older and smaller of the two hippos here, would rely on being cute.

"Oh, look at me! Ain't I a doll? NOW MAKE WITH THE FEEDING, BIPED. I'M HUNGRY HUNGRY AS WELL YOU KNOW."

Journalist here

I’m interested in talking to a federal agency scientist who was fired, then rehired. I can keep you anonymous. I’m on Signal ginnyg.04

Reposts are appreciated!

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

sherman, for the love of god!

CHICAGO — WGN News editor/producer Debbie Brockman grabbed by Trump’s ICE goons.. who then intentionally ram a bystander’s car as they peel away.

More: www.fox32chicago.com/news/wgn-new...

Here's a photo of Lucky when he was a baby for everyone's mental health purposes

This is such a lovely idea! And also “favorite color” vs “favorite color (long)” made me laughhhh 😜

if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose

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real ones know “Autumn Mix” is where it’s at (best paired with a salty crunchy snack for balance, like plantain chips)

🚌Thx for sharing your ride on the (not express) airport route.

Disagree service “may be meeting current demand.” Demand is latent & correlates w/ frequency. We can’t judge need for a bridge by # of ppl swimming across a river.

If the bus ran more often, & were better promoted, more would use it!

wizard frog is insane

@jspencersharpe.bsky.social trying out a new ride

2814 Gallatin Pike. In case you’re wondering, no, there isn’t enough space to fit a wheelchair through there.

Sidewalk is barely a month old - is this how it was permitted, @hubnashville.bsky.social? Can we fix it?