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Mulva 2.0

@mulva74.bsky.social

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Here for the hullabaloo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o4e2g63pfxp2tvmuqcsaxfds/feed/aaaa6ljtognhq

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Mulva 2.0 @mulva74.bsky.social · 23d

Done! 😊

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LadyDEADtera32 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 23d

Some day I’m going to actually take an interest in sports and go watch a live baseball but please know I’m going to be cheering for the beer and hotdogs

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 25d

This bromance is only gonna work if you put in the high-fives, bro.

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MiloKilledPunk @milopoint.bsky.social · 25d

Don't get too attached, eventually my community service order will be completed.

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 25d

asked my 8 yr old what she wants from Santa this year. with no hesitation,"rip away pants"

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 27d

If you vigorously shake your hands after washing them in the public restroom, you still have to use 2 paper towels.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 26d

All the voices in my head usually come up with a pretty good skeet.

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 26d

Who called it a church collection and not a pay per pew?

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Mulva 2.0 @mulva74.bsky.social · 26d

Classy af 😂😂

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26d

I taped a copy of your profile pic to my vibrator. I laminated it first.

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 29d

I saw you up shitposting with the dawn. You look especially beautiful in the morning light. Nuff said.

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · Sep 12

Substance abuse, but it's me just sipping on my coffee

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · Sep 13

I stop being weird when I'm asleep

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 29d

Who needs a doctor when WebMD can ruin your day for free

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 27d

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · Sep 15

instead of being loud, imagine being mysterious

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 29d

if you can’t handle me at my worst don’t text me at all actually

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · Aug 30

I enjoy my hot dogs like my men, carcinogenic and likely to kill me.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 29d

I'm not leaving my house without Hulk Hands ever again.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · Sep 13

I’ll take one Etsy witch hex, please. Do you offer overnight shipping?

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29d

Okay, which one of you sickos saved my skeet?!

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29d

I haven’t murdered a single person this morning. Please clap.

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Mulva 2.0 @mulva74.bsky.social · 26d

They are glorious

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29d

Did you know they make fast acting edibles?
Let’s time this shit…

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