NESN_Dorma, law-ish
@nesndorma.bsky.social
Vampire society's most respected lawguy/pilot/former journalist. The Boston Celtics have won 18 NBA Titles. Arsenal. Iowa. He/him.
I'm a lot harder to shock these days, but Jesus Fucking Christ
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I'm a lot harder to shock these days, but Jesus Fucking Christ
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it looks like you covered fat guys in glue and rolled them in a dumpster full of the tactical gear they sell on the ACC network
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
it looks like you covered fat guys in glue and rolled them in a dumpster full of the tactical gear they sell on the ACC network
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[i successfully rob the louvre but then a week later i am digging around in my hoodie pouch for my chapstick and a half-dozen priceless diamonds fall out in front of the detective investigating the crime, who happens to be behind me in line at a movie theater] ahhhh nuts
The Louvre thieves didn't even bring a bag for their loot! They stuffed it into their pockets and it fell out! hyperallergic.com/shocking-new...
Shocking New Louvre Heist Footage Released to the Public
The video shows how the thieves made it in and out of the museum's Apollo Gallery almost seamlessly with the nation's crown jewels.
hyperallergic.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
[i successfully rob the louvre but then a week later i am digging around in my hoodie pouch for my chapstick and a half-dozen priceless diamonds fall out in front of the detective investigating the crime, who happens to be behind me in line at a movie theater] ahhhh nuts
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THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT
THE STARS SO BRIGHT
THE STARS SO BRIGHT
FERNANDO
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT
THE STARS SO BRIGHT
THE STARS SO BRIGHT
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I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
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teams that regularly use a fullback have a mandate from heaven, i don’t make the rules
January 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
teams that regularly use a fullback have a mandate from heaven, i don’t make the rules
I U Defense. I know what I heard.
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I U Defense. I know what I heard.
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Hungry Mother, Cambridge, MA. Their shrimp and grits remains one of the best things I've ever eaten.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Hungry Mother, Cambridge, MA. Their shrimp and grits remains one of the best things I've ever eaten.
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if you’re in line to intercept cj stroud, stay in line
January 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
if you’re in line to intercept cj stroud, stay in line
I for one enjoyed that
January 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I for one enjoyed that
lol, lmao even
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
lol, lmao even
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THIS WEDNESDAY ON CBS...
[man walks into bar] i'm the new sheriff
[man on barstool scoffs] well last time i checked i was still the sheriff
[bartender pulls out shotgun] both of you are under arrest
WELCOME TO... SHERIFFTOWN
[man walks into bar] i'm the new sheriff
[man on barstool scoffs] well last time i checked i was still the sheriff
[bartender pulls out shotgun] both of you are under arrest
WELCOME TO... SHERIFFTOWN
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
THIS WEDNESDAY ON CBS...
[man walks into bar] i'm the new sheriff
[man on barstool scoffs] well last time i checked i was still the sheriff
[bartender pulls out shotgun] both of you are under arrest
WELCOME TO... SHERIFFTOWN
[man walks into bar] i'm the new sheriff
[man on barstool scoffs] well last time i checked i was still the sheriff
[bartender pulls out shotgun] both of you are under arrest
WELCOME TO... SHERIFFTOWN
Nobody wants to win lol
January 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Nobody wants to win lol
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Let's fuckin go Pats
wore my throwback satin Patriots bomber to work today and some guy rolled down his truck window on 51st to yell “Let’s fuckin’ go Pats!” and that’s truly what living in New York is all about
January 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Let's fuckin go Pats
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Is the Boston accent — a dialect that has minted mayors, sabotaged movies, and fueled a robust industry of gift-store mugs — dying? Here’s what a linguistics professor told the Globe’s Beth Teitell.
The Boston accent is disappearing. How much longer will its music linger? - The Boston Globe
From call-in radio shows to corner bars, the accent that defined Boston is losing ground. A Dartmouth linguist has research to prove it.
trib.al
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Is the Boston accent — a dialect that has minted mayors, sabotaged movies, and fueled a robust industry of gift-store mugs — dying? Here’s what a linguistics professor told the Globe’s Beth Teitell.
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I saw it in my head and now you get to see it too
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I saw it in my head and now you get to see it too
Tucson’s “I have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake” has big “I sleep in a bed shaped like a race car” energy (complimentary)
January 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
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The last word of every sentence is in italics here, the better to imagine the Beastie Boys rapping about quicklime.
January 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The last word of every sentence is in italics here, the better to imagine the Beastie Boys rapping about quicklime.