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The Jets did it!
A dubious historical mark is at stake this week.
If the Jets don't intercept a pass on Sunday, they'll become the first team in the Super Bowl era to finish a season without a pick.
Weirder still, they'll become the first team to finish a season without a pick in over 80 years.
If the Jets don't intercept a pass on Sunday, they'll become the first team in the Super Bowl era to finish a season without a pick.
Weirder still, they'll become the first team to finish a season without a pick in over 80 years.
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The Jets did it!
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Just opened BlueSky and saw 10 posts in a row about John Schneider’s pit stains. This is a sports app!!!
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Just opened BlueSky and saw 10 posts in a row about John Schneider’s pit stains. This is a sports app!!!
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
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2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.
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oh, well, if it's sorry about it
January 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
oh, well, if it's sorry about it
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
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I don’t want
thick blood
pouring through my heart
I want nice
thin blood
pouring through my heart
does that make
sense
thick blood
pouring through my heart
I want nice
thin blood
pouring through my heart
does that make
sense
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I don’t want
thick blood
pouring through my heart
I want nice
thin blood
pouring through my heart
does that make
sense
thick blood
pouring through my heart
I want nice
thin blood
pouring through my heart
does that make
sense
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The lesson of 2025: fighting back works.
Not immediately. Not perfectly. It’s a grind.
But don’t let fascists tell you they are inevitable.
2026 is starting off right.
Not immediately. Not perfectly. It’s a grind.
But don’t let fascists tell you they are inevitable.
2026 is starting off right.
BREAKING: After legal setbacks, President Trump says he's dropping push for the National Guard in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland for now.
Trump says he's dropping push for National Guard in Chicago, LA and Portland, Oregon, for now
President Donald Trump says he’s dropping — for now — his push to deploy National Guard troops in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland, Oregon.
bit.ly
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The lesson of 2025: fighting back works.
Not immediately. Not perfectly. It’s a grind.
But don’t let fascists tell you they are inevitable.
2026 is starting off right.
Not immediately. Not perfectly. It’s a grind.
But don’t let fascists tell you they are inevitable.
2026 is starting off right.
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So many bangers but always a huge fan of Andrew Jackson voice
![A tweet by @animaldrumss that reads: A ticket? Maybe former President Andrew Jackson can change your mind… [in andrew Jackson voice] Don’t give Mike the ticket, hes a good kid](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fzcqe6kfjyhddcdblutnm6pz/bafkreia2pslk77vd75qti5jesout2axfpjhm5j4et764k3tvfhyqmq2byy@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
So many bangers but always a huge fan of Andrew Jackson voice
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If you’ve got RDJ and Chris Evans back, why not bring this scene to life
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you’ve got RDJ and Chris Evans back, why not bring this scene to life
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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None of these people are actual "nerds," none of them have any real technical abilities or non-standard interests. The only thing they bring to the table is social license to say stuff like "what if there was a doorbell camera with a gun in it"
December 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
None of these people are actual "nerds," none of them have any real technical abilities or non-standard interests. The only thing they bring to the table is social license to say stuff like "what if there was a doorbell camera with a gun in it"
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Being "nerd-coded" now is not about being... detail-oriented, interested in non-standard things, enmeshed in a community of enthusiasts. It is now an explicitly eugenic belief that you belong to a higher form of human being and are beyond traditional morality
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Being "nerd-coded" now is not about being... detail-oriented, interested in non-standard things, enmeshed in a community of enthusiasts. It is now an explicitly eugenic belief that you belong to a higher form of human being and are beyond traditional morality
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I think it's interesting to consider how giving your company a name from fantasy or science-fiction went from indicating playfulness and innovation to, effectively, a guarantee that you will be amoral if not actively evil
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I think it's interesting to consider how giving your company a name from fantasy or science-fiction went from indicating playfulness and innovation to, effectively, a guarantee that you will be amoral if not actively evil
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This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
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You, a normie: She was in We Didn't Start the Fire
Me, elite:
Me, elite:
Of the 10 people mentioned by name in Bob Dylan's I Shall Be Free only Sophia Loren (91) and Bob himself (84) are now still alive
Brigitte Bardot, French film icon turned far-right provocateur, dies at 91
Actor reshaped French cinema before retreating from global fame into animal rights activism and far-right politics.
www.aljazeera.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You, a normie: She was in We Didn't Start the Fire
Me, elite:
Me, elite:
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I'm in Key West today and bro look. He's doing the thing. HE'S DOING THE THING
December 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I'm in Key West today and bro look. He's doing the thing. HE'S DOING THE THING
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Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
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Gotta keep your head on a swivel for good spoonerisms, they’re everywhere. Tonight’s football game, for instance, Briefs-Chonkos
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Gotta keep your head on a swivel for good spoonerisms, they’re everywhere. Tonight’s football game, for instance, Briefs-Chonkos
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I’m a MAN
A MAN’S man
I eat STEAKS
With TRUFFLE BUTTER
At FANCY restaurants
And I pay CLOSE ATTENTION
To what OTHER DUDES order
And my ability to enjoy food is VERY DELICATE
A MAN’S man
I eat STEAKS
With TRUFFLE BUTTER
At FANCY restaurants
And I pay CLOSE ATTENTION
To what OTHER DUDES order
And my ability to enjoy food is VERY DELICATE
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I’m a MAN
A MAN’S man
I eat STEAKS
With TRUFFLE BUTTER
At FANCY restaurants
And I pay CLOSE ATTENTION
To what OTHER DUDES order
And my ability to enjoy food is VERY DELICATE
A MAN’S man
I eat STEAKS
With TRUFFLE BUTTER
At FANCY restaurants
And I pay CLOSE ATTENTION
To what OTHER DUDES order
And my ability to enjoy food is VERY DELICATE
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.