niko
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im a robotfucker first and a woman second.😔shitposter, writer, artist, cohost @osgpod.bsky.social
im a robotfucker first and a woman second.😔shitposter, writer, artist, cohost @osgpod.bsky.social
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thanksgiving is over which means it's time for scary brown extension cords with no ground wires
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
thanksgiving is over which means it's time for scary brown extension cords with no ground wires
getting the tani "go stream this" bump is such a get
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
getting the tani "go stream this" bump is such a get
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Annoying everyone I know by repeatedly announcing, "Girl, it's giving thanks." I live in London.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Annoying everyone I know by repeatedly announcing, "Girl, it's giving thanks." I live in London.
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when the stress of life gets to be too much i love to press the action button at the designated episode toggle point and switch to the perspective of my deuteragonist
January 25, 2024 at 2:08 PM
when the stress of life gets to be too much i love to press the action button at the designated episode toggle point and switch to the perspective of my deuteragonist
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
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Taking my camera with me more places because I'm trying to be less present
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Taking my camera with me more places because I'm trying to be less present
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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In what may be my opus, I present my list of movies I consider to be, spiritually speaking, Thanksgiving movies.
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...
A Guide to Thanksgiving Movies
Films to watch while you cook for, or hide from, family this year
houseofmirrors.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In what may be my opus, I present my list of movies I consider to be, spiritually speaking, Thanksgiving movies.
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...
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SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN
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100% hit rate RIP king
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
100% hit rate RIP king
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crazy / but that's how it goes /
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
crazy / but that's how it goes /
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
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Accidentally had fully caffeinated coffee at like 930 and here’s the thing: i had a fantastic night. Are we sure this isn’t a better way to live? What if “sleep hygiene” stuff is just a psyop to make us weaker and sadder?
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Accidentally had fully caffeinated coffee at like 930 and here’s the thing: i had a fantastic night. Are we sure this isn’t a better way to live? What if “sleep hygiene” stuff is just a psyop to make us weaker and sadder?
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Next time a Republican whines when they get called a fascist, just remind them that Trump says he doesn't mind the label!
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Next time a Republican whines when they get called a fascist, just remind them that Trump says he doesn't mind the label!
the world: (on fire in a million ways and left to burn by people with more money than god)
me this week: "i lucked out and found a SAD lamp at goodwill, so i could finally afford one. i applied some origami paper to make it look nicer! maybe $12 can fix my mental health"
me this week: "i lucked out and found a SAD lamp at goodwill, so i could finally afford one. i applied some origami paper to make it look nicer! maybe $12 can fix my mental health"
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
the world: (on fire in a million ways and left to burn by people with more money than god)
me this week: "i lucked out and found a SAD lamp at goodwill, so i could finally afford one. i applied some origami paper to make it look nicer! maybe $12 can fix my mental health"
me this week: "i lucked out and found a SAD lamp at goodwill, so i could finally afford one. i applied some origami paper to make it look nicer! maybe $12 can fix my mental health"
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I used to write and make commercials so I always assume I'll know the punchline from the setup but this one got me good. What a lovely, lovely spot.
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I used to write and make commercials so I always assume I'll know the punchline from the setup but this one got me good. What a lovely, lovely spot.
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Fan wiki timelines with intimidating auras.
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Fan wiki timelines with intimidating auras.
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Every post you ever made could have been a wish for a stray dog and lost housecat to become best friends during one magical Christmas Eve journey across New York City and you didn't do that. You didn't do that and now Roko's Basilisk is going to torture you
December 15, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Every post you ever made could have been a wish for a stray dog and lost housecat to become best friends during one magical Christmas Eve journey across New York City and you didn't do that. You didn't do that and now Roko's Basilisk is going to torture you
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two old guys in the gym sauna chatting away in arabic - obvs i’ve got no idea what they’re saying until one of them goes “parallel parking inshallah”. inshallah indeed brother.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
two old guys in the gym sauna chatting away in arabic - obvs i’ve got no idea what they’re saying until one of them goes “parallel parking inshallah”. inshallah indeed brother.
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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> go to "mom and pop" bakery
> look inside
> no traces of parental remains in the pastries
> look inside
> no traces of parental remains in the pastries
> go to "brick and mortar" store
> look inside
> entirely made of concrete
> look inside
> entirely made of concrete
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
> go to "mom and pop" bakery
> look inside
> no traces of parental remains in the pastries
> look inside
> no traces of parental remains in the pastries
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Score! I was good today so my wife put my kibble in my water to make a little soup 😋
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Score! I was good today so my wife put my kibble in my water to make a little soup 😋
the togusa (gits 1995) to togusa (arise 2013) pipeline i encountered this year
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
the togusa (gits 1995) to togusa (arise 2013) pipeline i encountered this year
also after so many years of therapy im always going "a diagnosis isn’t the end its a trailmarker and it helps you navigate adapting how you work to the way you have to live, and there will be room for joy" but this week My ADHD Was A Beast Of Some Kind And Trying To Explode My Body With Hammers
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
also after so many years of therapy im always going "a diagnosis isn’t the end its a trailmarker and it helps you navigate adapting how you work to the way you have to live, and there will be room for joy" but this week My ADHD Was A Beast Of Some Kind And Trying To Explode My Body With Hammers