notmarios.bsky.social
@notmarios.bsky.social
I'm @themariosanchez at the other site.
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he's bluffing
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This interview was really good.
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My conversation with 94-year-old Dick Motta, living life in Fish Haven, Idaho. The man whose Bulls teams saved the franchise shares how it happened.

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November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Whose parents were scheduled for postgame treats?
i am in tears
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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So awkward when all of these players go home and find out their wives have remarried.
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Remember, baseball fans: this is what the ghost runner took from you.
October 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.

Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.

Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.

Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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there was never going to be a world in which the right didn’t claim the left was celebrating the death of charlie kirk, no matter how respectable anyone tried to be.
September 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It never made sense to try to drain the swamp by electing a swamp rat.
July 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Carson Kelly taking the cleanup hitter title a bit too literally.
May 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How many people don’t know this song exists and is the basis for that drug’s theme song? youtu.be/MzlK0OGpIRs
Pilot - Magic (1975)
YouTube video by 1hit1ders
youtu.be
May 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Jesus Circles Earth Few Times So He Not First To Arrive To Judgment Day
Jesus Circles Earth Few Times So He Not First To Arrive To Judgment Day
LOW EARTH ORBIT—Dreading a scenario in which He showed up early and was forced to make awkward small talk with mankind, Jesus Christ, the King of Kings, circled the earth a few times so He wouldn’t be...
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May 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In a text thread having a serious discussion as to whether the Sox could Weekend at Bernie’s Chet Lemon and if he’d then have a better OBP than Jacob Amaya (.117)
May 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Wow, a white guy from Michigan moving to Chicago after graduation.
April 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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The reason government exists is because the public demands goods and services that cannot be efficiently produced by the private sector.

“Government should run more like a business.”

No it shouldn’t. Government exists in spaces where business doesn’t work.
March 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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whoa black betty
February 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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MARIO: what’s the french word for friend

LUIGI: it’s amie mario
February 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Gotta give “Jessie’s Girl” credit for being the only popular song I’m aware of to use the word “moot.”
February 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
February 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Interested to see how many letters artists add to their artistic name in the future to keep them unique. Pop culture post from 2172 - "Rrrreeeaaannnnnaaa says rumors of a beef with Bbbbeeeeyonsayyyyyy are untrue, recalling issues Bbbeeeyonsayy had with RReeaannnaa in the 2140s."
January 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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‘Phonetic’ is not.
‘Abbreviation’ is 12 letters.
‘Thesaurus’ doesn’t have a synonym.

Say what you will about English, but it has a sense of humor.
January 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM