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They/them (there are five of us)
They/them (there are five of us)
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You might like to know that "Alexander The Great", a pilot which I believe was made in 1963, shelved then aired a few years later - is up on YouTube. William Shatner as Alexander. Adam West as Cleander. John Cassavetes, Joseph Cotten and Simon Oakland also lurking. It's... a trip.
Alexander the Great TV Series Pilot - William Shatner - Adam West
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January 12, 2026 at 12:25 PM
You might like to know that "Alexander The Great", a pilot which I believe was made in 1963, shelved then aired a few years later - is up on YouTube. William Shatner as Alexander. Adam West as Cleander. John Cassavetes, Joseph Cotten and Simon Oakland also lurking. It's... a trip.
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I too wonder about Slenderman’s sex life said no normal person ever.
I've been working on this for months, after my colleague @sophiatesfaye.bsky.social told me that Fox News pays bizarre attention to Barron's sex life.
Digging it, it gets weirder than I thought.
But it makes sense, given MAGA's jealousy of mainstream America.
www.salon.com/2026/01/12/m...
Digging it, it gets weirder than I thought.
But it makes sense, given MAGA's jealousy of mainstream America.
www.salon.com/2026/01/12/m...
MAGA is weirdly thirsty for Barron Trump
The right desperately wants the youngest Trump son to be a sex symbol
www.salon.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I too wonder about Slenderman’s sex life said no normal person ever.
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Found my most lasting impact to the culture on google images
January 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Found my most lasting impact to the culture on google images
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half of the top few replies start with “brother”, “my friend”, and “homie”
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 AM
half of the top few replies start with “brother”, “my friend”, and “homie”
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extremely funny youtube thumbnail I just saw
January 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
extremely funny youtube thumbnail I just saw
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BATMAN: Bane broke my back, so I’m making this quiet religious college kid (who was trained by an order of Templar cosplayers) Batman. He’s Batman now.
DICK: what
AZRAEL: The beatific face of St. Dumas appeared to me in a grilled cheese and foretold this.
TIM: what
AZRAEL: Silence, sodomite.
DICK: what
AZRAEL: The beatific face of St. Dumas appeared to me in a grilled cheese and foretold this.
TIM: what
AZRAEL: Silence, sodomite.
May 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
BATMAN: Bane broke my back, so I’m making this quiet religious college kid (who was trained by an order of Templar cosplayers) Batman. He’s Batman now.
DICK: what
AZRAEL: The beatific face of St. Dumas appeared to me in a grilled cheese and foretold this.
TIM: what
AZRAEL: Silence, sodomite.
DICK: what
AZRAEL: The beatific face of St. Dumas appeared to me in a grilled cheese and foretold this.
TIM: what
AZRAEL: Silence, sodomite.
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I've been mostly offline today and I saw Erik Von Daniken died. He was a virulent racist and bigot and a convicted felon, and his alien archaeology "theories"
did incalculable harm to the field of archaeology. Those are his legacies.
did incalculable harm to the field of archaeology. Those are his legacies.
January 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I've been mostly offline today and I saw Erik Von Daniken died. He was a virulent racist and bigot and a convicted felon, and his alien archaeology "theories"
did incalculable harm to the field of archaeology. Those are his legacies.
did incalculable harm to the field of archaeology. Those are his legacies.
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i know the 'dark sequel' trope is common in film but this seems like a little much
January 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
i know the 'dark sequel' trope is common in film but this seems like a little much
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I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
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okay but why does an advert for Seasame Street need to be this threatening
January 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
okay but why does an advert for Seasame Street need to be this threatening
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LL Bean is impressed with my new password.
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
LL Bean is impressed with my new password.
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become ungovernable
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 PM
become ungovernable
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I like how Dinoshark has an entry on the Villain Wiki and his goal is listed as wanting to kill Eric Balfour. “I’m a frozen prehistoric monster and I have beef with this one specific human dude.”
January 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I like how Dinoshark has an entry on the Villain Wiki and his goal is listed as wanting to kill Eric Balfour. “I’m a frozen prehistoric monster and I have beef with this one specific human dude.”
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Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
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enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
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my middle schooler just demanded to know why we picture sheep jumping over a fence to help us sleep, "all the sheep are escaping! how is that peaceful!!"
January 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
my middle schooler just demanded to know why we picture sheep jumping over a fence to help us sleep, "all the sheep are escaping! how is that peaceful!!"
As the saying goes, "I guess I'm socialist, because I want everyone to have access to free high-quality healthcare.
And i guess I'm antifascist, because I want these people to really, really need it."
And i guess I'm antifascist, because I want these people to really, really need it."
January 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
As the saying goes, "I guess I'm socialist, because I want everyone to have access to free high-quality healthcare.
And i guess I'm antifascist, because I want these people to really, really need it."
And i guess I'm antifascist, because I want these people to really, really need it."
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Was playing DMX while driving around this morning and at some point I realized I was barking
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Was playing DMX while driving around this morning and at some point I realized I was barking
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Things are going so well that they found a HUNDRED SKELETONS inside of a guy’s house around here yesterday and it’s barely news.
January 9, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Things are going so well that they found a HUNDRED SKELETONS inside of a guy’s house around here yesterday and it’s barely news.