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Australia v England: Ashes third Test, day five – live
Australia v England: Ashes third Test, day five – live
England resume on 207-6, chasing a target of 435 to win Play starts in Adelaide at 10am local/10.30am AEDT/11.30pm GMT Ashes top 100 | Get the Spin newsletter | Email James Geoff Lemon penned an ode to the magnificent Pat Cummins: “England supporters will spend four years until their team’s next visit pondering explanations for this poor showing, inevitably including much examination of the lack of chances for their bowlers to adjust to Australian conditions. Cummins spent five months in the gym and the nets without once seeing the middle of a ground, latterly powering through what might have been a few months of rehab in the space of a few weeks, then hit the pitch for a Test match like he had never been away.” Continue reading...
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December 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
objectivelyjoe.bsky.social
Watching the new Knives Out and it's just buttholes all the way down.
December 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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timdickinson.bsky.social
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
objectivelyjoe.bsky.social
HOW HAS IT TAKEN ME THIS LONG TO REALISE THAT 'Me and my Man' BY DEER TICK IS ABOUT A DOG AND NOT SOME COUPLE OUT ENJOYING LIFE???
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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timescarcass.bsky.social
Thread. This isn't just people thinking bad things. This is people not knowing how to think. Just not the basic rudiments of a clue as to how to begin having a complete, coherent thought. This is brains entirely pickled in a media sludge of chaotic yet contentless aesthetics.
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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carrion.bsky.social
oh hey everyone look who was also at the 2011 event with Epstein and David Brooks

www.edge.org/event/the-ed...
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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percywolff.bsky.social
Sans surprise, Doriane Pin 🇫🇷 décroche son 2e Volant d'Or !

Elle reconfirme qu'elle sera sur la grille des 24 Heures du Mans en 2026. Objectif court terme : Hypercar. Les mêmes termes utilisés que sur Canal+ ou Eurosport.
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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mayawest.online
a small, adorable young Black girl in an oversized beige dress coat holding a news style microphone that looks too big for her hands. text reads "today we're learning about wall street" next image is her turning to a man who clearly works in finance. She asks him, "when the revolution comes, where will you hide?"
August 23, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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somemorenews.bsky.social
a second George W. Bush episode is out

youtu.be/Diih3J4-DzA
Andy Card whispering in George W. Bush's ear on September 11, 2001, that America was under attack.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
A Kelly Klassic (TM) from 2020.
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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A winter tour of Luxembourg’s fairytale chateaux – on the country’s free bus network
A winter tour of Luxembourg’s fairytale chateaux – on the country’s free bus network
This tiny country is awash with atmospheric castles, many of which you can stay in, making for a magical wintry break. And it won’t cost you a cent to travel between them
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December 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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herring1967.bsky.social
We've re released the Rob Reiner RHLSTP in tribute to this great man. Worth a listen if you missed it first time shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Retro RHLSTP 127 - Rob Reiner | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
Magic Bullet
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December 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
objectivelyjoe.bsky.social
Oh fuck it's started.
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
objectivelyjoe.bsky.social
So, really like Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) and it was probably the first film I watched on Disney+when it was novel and different.
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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smolrobots.bsky.social
But, conversely, we have clearly reached a point now where there is so much investment in this technology despite the total lack of demand for it anywhere in society that promoting it becomes a matter of pure faith, since otherwise it's all been for nothing.
December 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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junlper.beer
for those that wanted to see the clip of him being genuinely annoyed at the suggestion ai podcasts are good after he spends time glazing ai music lol
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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zachweinersmith.bsky.social
Jerome K Jerome, complaining about phones, in 1899
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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paleofuture.bsky.social
Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.
Steve Bannon laughing next to Noam Comsky in a photo release by the Epstein estate
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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robinince.bsky.social
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
This is the saddest day of my professional life. Today is not only the final recording of the latest series of The Infinite Monkey Cage, it is my last ever Monkey Cage. I never thought that I would have to leave the show. I always imagined going on until | dropped dead under the studio lights due to a brain aneurysm caused by my final attempt to understand notions of quantum gravity or the shock of being told about fly maggot infestations in the sacks of macaque monkeys. I resigned in September, after sixteen years of dedication to the show, A show that I named and helped develop over all those years. Unfortunately, my opinions outside the BBC have been considered problematic for sometime, whether it has been voicing support for the trans community, criticism of Donald Trump, numerous other outlandish opinions, including once gently criticising Stephen Fry. These things were considered to conflict with being a freelance BBC science presenter In a recent meeting where BBC Studio executives again voiced problems with me, I realised my choices. Obedience and being quieter to remain making Monkey Cage, or 'Resign and have the freedom to speak out against what I believe are injustices'. • I chose the latter. It broke my heart. I love this show and I love the audience, and it is because of the audience in particular, that this decision was so difficult to make. I kept thinking about all the extremist voices promoting hate and division. They are being given so many platforms, while voices that represent kindness, open mindedness, empathy seem to be scarcer and scarcer. I felt I couldn't pamper myself with the luxury of silence. One of my many privileges is that I am able to resign and I can speak out even if it is to the detriment of my career. I have thought a lot about my heroes, Sinead O Connor, James Baldwin, Audre Lorde, and so many more. I think of Sinead's words, "the job of an artist is to be themselves at any cost". James Baldwin said prejudice was really just a word for cowardice. Audre Lorde, viewing her life, wrote that her only regrets were her silences. I think of my father as I resign, he brought me up to believe in fairness , justice and kindness. Though my heart is broken, it is also full of fire. I apologise to our incredible listeners for my departure, your love of the show means a great deal. I am so sorry to let you down. I hope that you can understand my reasoning. I have to accept that I am not what the current BBC expects of their freelance presenters. Despite this I should add that I have always worked far more than my contracted hours to try and ensure the show was always the best it could be, as well as making myself accessible and responsive to the audience wherever and whenever I met them. Every night, we have recorded, I have been filled with determination to make the best show possible. This was not "just a job" I hope that with my departure I can be a better ally to the LGBTQ community, to the neurodivergent community, to activists fighting against those who aim to brutalise society, to those currently in prison on hunger strike, and to all those who fight for a more inclusive world. From many conversations, I know there are many Monkey Cage listeners who support these communities and activists too. The strawberry is dead. Long live the strawberry. B
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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theonion.com
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
objectivelyjoe.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVUv...

My three musical genres are Otis Redding, Creedence Clearwater Revival, and Carly Rae.

Anyway, I think Aleksiah rules.
aleksiah - Faker (Official Audio)
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December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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amypond.gay
Uwu, werewolves of London. Uwu.
December 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Eurovision winner Nemo to return trophy in protest at Israel taking part in 2026
Eurovision winner Nemo to return trophy in protest at Israel taking part in 2026
‘Clear conflict’ between Eurovision ideals of ‘inclusion and dignity for all’ and decision to let Israel compete, says 2024 winner Nemo, the Swiss singer who won the 2024 Eurovision song contest, has said they are handing back their trophy in protest over Israel’s participation in next year’s event. The 26-year-old, the first non-binary winner of the contest, said on Thursday there was “a clear conflict” between the Eurovision ideals of “unity, inclusion and dignity for all” and the decision to allow Israel to compete. Continue reading...
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December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM