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outseide.bsky.social
Jill S
@outseide.bsky.social
Tea drinker, Seattleite, queer femme, erstwhile writer, dilettante, librarian, birder, renter, traveler. If you reply-guy me, I will block you. Pronouns: she/her

www.slowbloom.com/blog
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Fuck those fuckers
this is the stupidest timeline
Oh geeze. Good luck <3
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“People who watched Gilmore Girls ALSO watched Homeland”
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Professor T for us!
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Fuuuuck
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
How do you not just like die from the cuteness though. Do they give you classes for that?
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Weddell seal pups can be curious if you’re sitting next to them quietly. Here, we were collecting a scat sample and the little one leaned a bit closer to see what I was doing.

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November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Well mine doesn’t have enough free memory to update the iOS so … we will see how much longer I can wait.
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This is so sweet! Thank you for sharing this story. I love it!
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You bet! And I’m curious what you noticed about your kitchen that resonated!
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I have an SE (AKA iPhone 6) and I keep not getting a new model because they are all so much bigger and don’t fit in my tiny hand! I am commiserating.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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This was very interesting to me! especially because we basically have a Frankfurt kitchen in our apartment www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Why Your Kitchen Looks Like That (Gift Article)
A century of American kitchen design, from the dawn of electricity to the kitchen island.
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
And I didn’t feel criticized. I literally had not noticed a price increase, probably because I don’t buy pistachios very often. We’re all good.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Asking if @mightybattlecat.bsky.social Knows of any
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I only learned this like a month ago!
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
A scratch and sniff sticker?!! Does he think these are 5-year olds? Jesus
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I uh … had no idea. I guess I need to be paying better attention.
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I will! I have been updating that thread so you can save it and then go back and check too :D!
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s always a game of Jenga with the cookie dough and the freezer! What are you making?
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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What boils my blood is when people in other creative areas do it and brag about it.

For example: YouTube creators talking about pirating a novel or game book when they themselves rely ad revenue and Patreon themselves for income. That’s some “crabs in a bucket” shit right there.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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On tour, my event rider is literally one thing: no Ryanair, ever.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
What the fuck is wrong with people and why can’t they use the goddamn library
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Incidentally, theft like this is why there won’t be a second Steelflower trilogy, why the Bannon & Clare series was canceled by the publisher, and why I will never do another collected SquirrelTerror book.
I did a thread a few weeks ago of "authors link your stuff" & one of my author friends who is one emergency away from being homeless had a massive spike in downloads on Anna's Archive from people *who follow me* complaining about how they are poor & should be allowed to steal from other poor people
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Right? I love shit like this!
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM