Inaction Bronson
@pancakecatapult.bsky.social
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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[massive gravity bong rip] of course you gotta throw 11 million at this guy right now
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
[massive gravity bong rip] of course you gotta throw 11 million at this guy right now
Penn State is vetting Matt Patricia. I am pouring bleach into a nebulizer.
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Penn State is vetting Matt Patricia. I am pouring bleach into a nebulizer.
Pat Kraft crippling local economy
Reached out to the owner of the Crumbl in State College, Adam Coughran.
He said they had a "few orders (not many) delivered to Penn State. If anything Penn State fans have stopped ordering from our store. It's definitely been slow the last 2 days. Just sad we are caught in the crossfire."
He said they had a "few orders (not many) delivered to Penn State. If anything Penn State fans have stopped ordering from our store. It's definitely been slow the last 2 days. Just sad we are caught in the crossfire."
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Pat Kraft crippling local economy
I mean when you put it THIS way
A few days ago, I made the joke to wifey that PSU is gonna end up with Pat Fitzgerald as a head coach the way this thing has gone.
I, once again, have underestimated how bumbling the Mensa members running the football program at the school can be.
We *didn’t even* get Pat Fitzgerald.
I, once again, have underestimated how bumbling the Mensa members running the football program at the school can be.
We *didn’t even* get Pat Fitzgerald.
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I mean when you put it THIS way
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Pat Kraft going up against the Mormon church, a widow and a cookie douche
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Pat Kraft going up against the Mormon church, a widow and a cookie douche
Pat Kraft seppuku now
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Pat Kraft seppuku now
“Tone, Sitake’s still indeciso on our offer. They got him talking to Herm Edwards’ widow and meeting with the 12th Apostrophe.”
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“Tone, Sitake’s still indeciso on our offer. They got him talking to Herm Edwards’ widow and meeting with the 12th Apostrophe.”
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"Alexa, say 'Kalani Sitake' with a Pittsburgh accent"
"Alexa, say 'Kalani Sitake' in a Philadelphia accent"
"Alexa, which gas station is Kalani Sitake's favorite to eat at?"
"Alexa, does Puka Nacua have any eligibility left?"
"Alexa, did BYU play with a fullback this year?"
"Alexa, say 'Kalani Sitake' in a Philadelphia accent"
"Alexa, which gas station is Kalani Sitake's favorite to eat at?"
"Alexa, does Puka Nacua have any eligibility left?"
"Alexa, did BYU play with a fullback this year?"
Prepare for an absolute avalanche of takes. Just more takes than you’ve ever seen, each one hotter than the last.
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"Alexa, say 'Kalani Sitake' with a Pittsburgh accent"
"Alexa, say 'Kalani Sitake' in a Philadelphia accent"
"Alexa, which gas station is Kalani Sitake's favorite to eat at?"
"Alexa, does Puka Nacua have any eligibility left?"
"Alexa, did BYU play with a fullback this year?"
"Alexa, say 'Kalani Sitake' in a Philadelphia accent"
"Alexa, which gas station is Kalani Sitake's favorite to eat at?"
"Alexa, does Puka Nacua have any eligibility left?"
"Alexa, did BYU play with a fullback this year?"
Had some Apple ID family sharing mishaps and found my phone and iPad locked in this circle of group text hell
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Had some Apple ID family sharing mishaps and found my phone and iPad locked in this circle of group text hell
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Are 🫵you🫵 a committed enough Eagles fan to undercook Kevin Patullo’s turkey this Thursday???
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Are 🫵you🫵 a committed enough Eagles fan to undercook Kevin Patullo’s turkey this Thursday???
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fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
So *this* is what the reaping/sowing tweet feels like
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
So *this* is what the reaping/sowing tweet feels like
Fellas…
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Fellas…
The family of @treblaw.bsky.social begging local authorities to use non-lethal interventions
There's a guy toasting an English muffin screaming to all who will listen that Eagles fans have taken over the Hampton Inn and Suites DFW Airport South.
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The family of @treblaw.bsky.social begging local authorities to use non-lethal interventions
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I want to talk about something that I think might be uniquely Pennsylvania: the rise of “skill games”. They are unregulated, untaxed slot machines that operate within a legal loophole. Pennsylvania gambling laws apply to games of chance, but not games of skill.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I want to talk about something that I think might be uniquely Pennsylvania: the rise of “skill games”. They are unregulated, untaxed slot machines that operate within a legal loophole. Pennsylvania gambling laws apply to games of chance, but not games of skill.
Hey let’s check on Pitt
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hey let’s check on Pitt
Lotta talk about stuffing Matt Rhule’s weird bloated face hole with urinal cakes
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Lotta talk about stuffing Matt Rhule’s weird bloated face hole with urinal cakes
Well, no ambiguity about expectations.
Super cool that the DOJ now calls them Deportation Judges instead of Immigration Judges.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Well, no ambiguity about expectations.
What the total hell happened here overnight
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
What the total hell happened here overnight
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
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Last night, my son asked me, "Hey, are we doing that thing again this year? Where we grant wishes for kids in foster care?" (I get to finally call him my "son" because his adoption was finalized in July—10 full YEARS after he was initially placed with us.) www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Last night, my son asked me, "Hey, are we doing that thing again this year? Where we grant wishes for kids in foster care?" (I get to finally call him my "son" because his adoption was finalized in July—10 full YEARS after he was initially placed with us.) www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
You will be overcharged and crammed into this metal tube like cattle, pay extra for your seat selection and carry-on, and stand awkwardly in our dick viewing machine. Also, put on your best suit and smile. 😀😀😀
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You will be overcharged and crammed into this metal tube like cattle, pay extra for your seat selection and carry-on, and stand awkwardly in our dick viewing machine. Also, put on your best suit and smile. 😀😀😀
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NEW: For months, the Social Security Administration was quietly sharing sensitive data about immigrants with DHS. Now it’s official.
read @telliotter.bsky.social:
read @telliotter.bsky.social:
Social Security Data Is Openly Being Shared With DHS to Target Immigrants
For months, the Social Security Administration was quietly sharing sensitive data about immigrants with DHS. Now it’s official.
www.wired.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
NEW: For months, the Social Security Administration was quietly sharing sensitive data about immigrants with DHS. Now it’s official.
read @telliotter.bsky.social:
read @telliotter.bsky.social:
@thefarmerjones.bsky.social sorry for violating policy but this really does smell awful and you should taste it
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
@thefarmerjones.bsky.social sorry for violating policy but this really does smell awful and you should taste it