Papito
@papito.bsky.social
Papito, just a tiny daddy in your phone. Widowed in May ‘23. Used to punch people for money. Now I take care of parks, occasionally paint stuff you can buy. He/ Him. RockChalk. I hang out with @katsch a lot
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Papito
@papito.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Lot of you new guys
Are scaring the hoes
Are scaring the hoes
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making the greek chorus in disney’s hercules a Black gospel chorus was 100/100 in best creative decisions of all time
youtu.be/B_dUmORbWqA?...
youtu.be/B_dUmORbWqA?...
Disney's Hercules Recording Session
YouTube video by Broadway Black
youtu.be
January 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
making the greek chorus in disney’s hercules a Black gospel chorus was 100/100 in best creative decisions of all time
youtu.be/B_dUmORbWqA?...
youtu.be/B_dUmORbWqA?...
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well, we almost cured cancer
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
well, we almost cured cancer
Drove seven hours for a 2 hour interview today. I’m so done with it.
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Drove seven hours for a 2 hour interview today. I’m so done with it.
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i just found out that butt is short for buttocks. did y’all know about this?
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i just found out that butt is short for buttocks. did y’all know about this?
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he was auctioning off memorabilia in order to try and afford treatment and now he's gone. fuck cancer for sure, but double fuck our broken healthcare system.
you deserved better, james. i am so sorry.
you deserved better, james. i am so sorry.
James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
he was auctioning off memorabilia in order to try and afford treatment and now he's gone. fuck cancer for sure, but double fuck our broken healthcare system.
you deserved better, james. i am so sorry.
you deserved better, james. i am so sorry.
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If I ever ask for this call the police
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
If I ever ask for this call the police
More like Nerd of The Seven kingdoms amiright
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
More like Nerd of The Seven kingdoms amiright
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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so i talked to one of the bushes at the super bowl
www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...
www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...
What it was like to be a bush at Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance
The bushes on the field during the halftime show became a meme after the internet found out they were actually human performers.
www.nbcnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
so i talked to one of the bushes at the super bowl
www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...
www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...
Pulling for the ski jumping team but it’s hard to root for a kid named Tate
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Pulling for the ski jumping team but it’s hard to root for a kid named Tate
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
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Everyone was so concerned about the long dong ski jumpers that no one noticed the skaters growing extra legs.
4D chess.
4D chess.
the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Everyone was so concerned about the long dong ski jumpers that no one noticed the skaters growing extra legs.
4D chess.
4D chess.
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Open the schools
"[Bad Bunny] could have highlighted the electrical grid crisis in PR and done some good with his platform, but he chose degeneracy!"
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Open the schools
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not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
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I can't explain it but the Seahawks are the anti-facist team.
February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I can't explain it but the Seahawks are the anti-facist team.
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Tired: left shark
Wired:
Wired:
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Tired: left shark
Wired:
Wired:
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can’t believe the “patriots” have a quarterback who’s “scared to pull the trigger”. so unamerican. do better.
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
can’t believe the “patriots” have a quarterback who’s “scared to pull the trigger”. so unamerican. do better.
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idk man, patriots probably shouldn't have made a little boy their quarterback
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
idk man, patriots probably shouldn't have made a little boy their quarterback
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Fucking Ferris doesn’t need AI money.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Fucking Ferris doesn’t need AI money.
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omg he taught both teams
bad bunny delivered. but can he teach either football team how to throw for a touchdown
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
omg he taught both teams
That Hellmann’s ad so bad I kind of wanna fight somebody
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
That Hellmann’s ad so bad I kind of wanna fight somebody
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Excellent Puerto Rico power grid callback.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Excellent Puerto Rico power grid callback.
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Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”
Time for white dudes with weird little chodes to change the channel
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Time for white dudes with weird little chodes to change the channel