Papito
@papito.bsky.social
Papito, just a tiny daddy in your phone. Widowed in May ‘23. Used to punch people for money. Now I take care of parks, occasionally paint stuff you can buy. He/ Him. RockChalk. I hang out with @katsch a lot
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Papito
@papito.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Lot of you new guys
Are scaring the hoes
Are scaring the hoes
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This is the final chance this year to get your hands on my products marked on sale. This will be my final sale of 2025, so make sure you head over and shop this link ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
No codes needed, just shop and check out. All orders are being shipped off Tuesday, December 2nd.
No codes needed, just shop and check out. All orders are being shipped off Tuesday, December 2nd.
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is the final chance this year to get your hands on my products marked on sale. This will be my final sale of 2025, so make sure you head over and shop this link ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
No codes needed, just shop and check out. All orders are being shipped off Tuesday, December 2nd.
No codes needed, just shop and check out. All orders are being shipped off Tuesday, December 2nd.
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“Today is Saturday,” I insisted.
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“Today is Saturday,” I insisted.
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I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
“ we call her mum when she plays with me bum”
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
“ we call her mum when she plays with me bum”
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what's the difference between an old Greyhound depot and a lobster with breast implants?
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
what's the difference between an old Greyhound depot and a lobster with breast implants?
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bitch ass pilgrims never had this treat
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
bitch ass pilgrims never had this treat
Had too much food, in the wrong order and now I can’t be happy
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Had too much food, in the wrong order and now I can’t be happy
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
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If Italians were real, this would be their holiday
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If Italians were real, this would be their holiday
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Ten years later, this quote still lives in my head.
happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ten years later, this quote still lives in my head.
Just heard a little kid say “ I’m bored and I hate it and I want to blow up”
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just heard a little kid say “ I’m bored and I hate it and I want to blow up”
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do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
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ALL PIE IS GOOD PIE, STOP HATING ON PIE AND BE GRATEFUL, DAMMIT
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
ALL PIE IS GOOD PIE, STOP HATING ON PIE AND BE GRATEFUL, DAMMIT
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Portland residents in possession of a goose or duck should be aware that it is an infraction not to dress them in plaid with a little cap in the winter months. Penalty for noncompliance is in-person viewing of an entire city council meeting.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Portland residents in possession of a goose or duck should be aware that it is an infraction not to dress them in plaid with a little cap in the winter months. Penalty for noncompliance is in-person viewing of an entire city council meeting.
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What if we were just two mice eating cheese under a harvest moon?
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What if we were just two mice eating cheese under a harvest moon?
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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The state looks down on sodomy, Charlie Brown
The charge is solicitation, Charlie Brown
That’s my bum, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The state looks down on sodomy, Charlie Brown
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That’s my bum, Charlie Brown
A little over and to the left, Charlie Brown
I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
That’s my bum, Charlie Brown
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More like Lindsey Halli-can’t amirite?
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
More like Lindsey Halli-can’t amirite?
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hank hill would kill himself if he saw this shit
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
hank hill would kill himself if he saw this shit
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treating bluesky like a therapist will definitely lead to positive mental health outcomes
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
treating bluesky like a therapist will definitely lead to positive mental health outcomes
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I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
nationalzoo.si.edu
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
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Introducing a special friend in need of a loving home: Hippo, located in Ravenna, OH.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/bird/hippo-63029012/oh/ravenna/happy-trails-farm-animal-sanctuary-inc-oh649/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/bird/hippo-63029012/oh/ravenna/happy-trails-farm-animal-sanctuary-inc-oh649/
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Introducing a special friend in need of a loving home: Hippo, located in Ravenna, OH.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/bird/hippo-63029012/oh/ravenna/happy-trails-farm-animal-sanctuary-inc-oh649/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/bird/hippo-63029012/oh/ravenna/happy-trails-farm-animal-sanctuary-inc-oh649/
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We do a family or two at The Action Center every year. It allows them to sort out their holiday meals, and means that the kids get something really special for them to open on Christmas day.
There are a lot of people who need help this year.
www.theactioncenter.org
There are a lot of people who need help this year.
www.theactioncenter.org
The Action Center
Empowering individuals and families for a resilient community. Free food, clothing, financial aid, and family services. Connect with The Action Center today.
www.theactioncenter.org
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We do a family or two at The Action Center every year. It allows them to sort out their holiday meals, and means that the kids get something really special for them to open on Christmas day.
There are a lot of people who need help this year.
www.theactioncenter.org
There are a lot of people who need help this year.
www.theactioncenter.org