Paycho
@paycho.bsky.social
he/him, likes cats. butts are my comedic kryptonite.
Realizing my life is a lot more tranquil these days if I just block idiots instead of arguing with them, so if you're a Zionist, TERF, or some other brand of awful dipshit expect a short leash
Realizing my life is a lot more tranquil these days if I just block idiots instead of arguing with them, so if you're a Zionist, TERF, or some other brand of awful dipshit expect a short leash
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Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
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I don’t know if “bullying works” I do know that Chuck Schumer is walking paste and can and must be bent to our will or politically obliterated by the champion of our choosing.
🚨 SCHUMER just now: “Senate Democrats will not provide the votes to proceed to the appropriations bill if the DHS funding bill is included.”
January 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I don’t know if “bullying works” I do know that Chuck Schumer is walking paste and can and must be bent to our will or politically obliterated by the champion of our choosing.
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the mood is not subtle
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
the mood is not subtle
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Everyone has a part to play. Even—especially—the person who moderates the subreddit for videos of people patting their cat on the butt really rapidly.
This is an excellent example of someone using their power to shun those that deserve it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Everyone has a part to play. Even—especially—the person who moderates the subreddit for videos of people patting their cat on the butt really rapidly.
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Seeing the NYT switch to active voice feels like watching a seal holding back the apocalypse crack
years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose
January 24, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Seeing the NYT switch to active voice feels like watching a seal holding back the apocalypse crack
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Gamer's Nexus Steve is the PC hardware version of White Boy Stuns Waiter With Perfect Mandarin.
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Gamer's Nexus Steve is the PC hardware version of White Boy Stuns Waiter With Perfect Mandarin.
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We Thought We Landed an Interview With the Steve Miller Band’s Singer, but It Turns Out This Guy Works in the Government, and He’s Really Fucking Awful
thehardtimes.net/blog/we-thou...
thehardtimes.net/blog/we-thou...
We Thought We Landed an Interview With the Steve Miller Band’s Singer, but It Turns Out This Guy Works in the Government, and He’s Really Fucking Awful
OK, first off, why are we being tasked with interviewing the frontman for The Steve Miller Band? We’re a punk news website, and we’re only dimly aware of songs like “Fly Like an Eagle” and “Take the…
thehardtimes.net
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
We Thought We Landed an Interview With the Steve Miller Band’s Singer, but It Turns Out This Guy Works in the Government, and He’s Really Fucking Awful
thehardtimes.net/blog/we-thou...
thehardtimes.net/blog/we-thou...
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There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban
July 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban
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BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row
I have never seen boondocks and never will exclusively because the type of people who liked it
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 AM
BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
theonion.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Lol no way @bosh.worstpossible.world and @ugarles.bsky.social are talking about something different here
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Lol no way @bosh.worstpossible.world and @ugarles.bsky.social are talking about something different here
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Breaking: Zohran announced today that he will be fixing that one thing that has ambiently pissed you off for like 14 years.
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Breaking: Zohran announced today that he will be fixing that one thing that has ambiently pissed you off for like 14 years.
I finally finished reading all of Swan Boy and holy shit I did not know what I was missing. The Alien Ant Farm arc is some of the most on-point humor I've read in my entire life. @murderxbryan.bsky.social needs it if no one else.
January 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I finally finished reading all of Swan Boy and holy shit I did not know what I was missing. The Alien Ant Farm arc is some of the most on-point humor I've read in my entire life. @murderxbryan.bsky.social needs it if no one else.
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January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Welcome to CES, a vision of the near future. Anyway, here’s a bunch of robots that fall down and a computer costs five thousand dollars.
January 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Welcome to CES, a vision of the near future. Anyway, here’s a bunch of robots that fall down and a computer costs five thousand dollars.
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
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A guy on grindr once told me it's good that my butthole is vertical instead of horizontal
To this day I do not know what this means
To this day I do not know what this means
December 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A guy on grindr once told me it's good that my butthole is vertical instead of horizontal
To this day I do not know what this means
To this day I do not know what this means
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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so many greats, I think about this one a lot
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
so many greats, I think about this one a lot