GREEN PEAN CASSEROLE
@peanushernandez.neocities.org
38. He/Him.
Sufferer of ADHD and Multiple Burner Disorder.
My shitposts were once featured in Fangoria.
Greater Orlando 6th Circle of Hell
Sufferer of ADHD and Multiple Burner Disorder.
My shitposts were once featured in Fangoria.
Greater Orlando 6th Circle of Hell
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Huh. How about that?
January 15, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Huh. How about that?
I miss the days just being horny online, and occasionally making tweets about the McBrisket
January 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I miss the days just being horny online, and occasionally making tweets about the McBrisket
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All time favourite out of context comic panel
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
All time favourite out of context comic panel
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Some fuckers really will boo their own football team for having a bad half but see cops abusing people and make excuses
January 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Some fuckers really will boo their own football team for having a bad half but see cops abusing people and make excuses
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Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day
January 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day
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2026 has me feeling like this random guy in Independence Day who is for some reason going to work during the alien apocalypse
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
2026 has me feeling like this random guy in Independence Day who is for some reason going to work during the alien apocalypse
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10/10 perfect no notes
First look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in Prime Video's Tomb Raider series
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
10/10 perfect no notes
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Renee Nicole Good wasn’t just murdered by ICE. She was also murdered by systemic patriarchal misogyny.
Everyone woman is familiar with being called a “Fxcking B*tch” - whenever we show no fear but strength, whenever we don’t cower, whenever we thrive, whenever we exceed expectations, or we’re GOOD.
Everyone woman is familiar with being called a “Fxcking B*tch” - whenever we show no fear but strength, whenever we don’t cower, whenever we thrive, whenever we exceed expectations, or we’re GOOD.
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Renee Nicole Good wasn’t just murdered by ICE. She was also murdered by systemic patriarchal misogyny.
Everyone woman is familiar with being called a “Fxcking B*tch” - whenever we show no fear but strength, whenever we don’t cower, whenever we thrive, whenever we exceed expectations, or we’re GOOD.
Everyone woman is familiar with being called a “Fxcking B*tch” - whenever we show no fear but strength, whenever we don’t cower, whenever we thrive, whenever we exceed expectations, or we’re GOOD.
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I finally have an excuse to dig this out of my shitpost folder
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I finally have an excuse to dig this out of my shitpost folder
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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Protester: This is nuts. What the fuck is going on, dude? This is insane. They tell you it's immigrants, only immigrants. It's fucking anybody. I have friends that got detained and all they were doing was fucking driving home from work. What the fuck?
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Protester: This is nuts. What the fuck is going on, dude? This is insane. They tell you it's immigrants, only immigrants. It's fucking anybody. I have friends that got detained and all they were doing was fucking driving home from work. What the fuck?
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as a fan of the original tomb raider I am begging studios to maybe TRY doing a movie version faithful to the source material she is not supposed to have so many polygons please cast a woman who is made out of 300 triangles
January 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
as a fan of the original tomb raider I am begging studios to maybe TRY doing a movie version faithful to the source material she is not supposed to have so many polygons please cast a woman who is made out of 300 triangles
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Might go down to the winn dixie today and get me like 3lbs of chicken fingers just for the hell of it
January 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Might go down to the winn dixie today and get me like 3lbs of chicken fingers just for the hell of it
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Buddy, your Dance with Blue Wolves movies make a billion dollars at the drop of a hat for reasons that elude all logic. If you cant figure out how to work a budget, there's no hope for any of us.
James Cameron says he must find a cheaper way to produce the Avatar movies in order to continue making them. https://bit.ly/4qnlOpl
January 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Buddy, your Dance with Blue Wolves movies make a billion dollars at the drop of a hat for reasons that elude all logic. If you cant figure out how to work a budget, there's no hope for any of us.
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Someone I like to follow just put out a bad take and buttie, woof.
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Someone I like to follow just put out a bad take and buttie, woof.
Started playing the new Animal Crossing update last night, so you know the planet is about to be absolutely fucked by something for the next several months.
January 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Started playing the new Animal Crossing update last night, so you know the planet is about to be absolutely fucked by something for the next several months.
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January 15, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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We got J Cole about to release a spoken word album shit is bleak
Damn we going back to 1941 and we aint even got no good music! Cant nobody march to this bullshit they got out now
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We got J Cole about to release a spoken word album shit is bleak
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People really don’t understand how bad Minnesota is at this point. The news is openly discussing the federal plans to use old Amazon prime facilities in places like Woodbury and other suburbs as fascist detention centers.
We are fully through the glass and people need to fully take in that reality
We are fully through the glass and people need to fully take in that reality
January 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
People really don’t understand how bad Minnesota is at this point. The news is openly discussing the federal plans to use old Amazon prime facilities in places like Woodbury and other suburbs as fascist detention centers.
We are fully through the glass and people need to fully take in that reality
We are fully through the glass and people need to fully take in that reality
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9. Endless Monday: Dreams and Deadlines
ate a burger :)
ate a burger :)
January 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
9. Endless Monday: Dreams and Deadlines
ate a burger :)
ate a burger :)