Pedro Gonnet
@pedrogonnet.bsky.social
Software Engineer at #GoogleResearch, he/him/that guy. My views are my own. 🇨🇭🇨🇦🇺🇾 @[email protected]
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Traffic pig: Do you know how fast you were going--
Bondi: DONALD TRUMP HAS SAVED TEN BILLION LIVES THIS YEAR ALONE, AND NOW YOU ACCUSE ~ME~ OF CRIMES???
Bondi: DONALD TRUMP HAS SAVED TEN BILLION LIVES THIS YEAR ALONE, AND NOW YOU ACCUSE ~ME~ OF CRIMES???
Bondi: Donald Trump can actually fly like Superman
Congressperson: Why are you lying under oath?
Bondi: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF A CRIME WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I FOUGHT IN THE NAVY SEALS I HAVE OVER ONE HUNDRED CONFIRMED KILLS THIS IS JUST THEATRICS 😡😡
Congressperson: Why are you lying under oath?
Bondi: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF A CRIME WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I FOUGHT IN THE NAVY SEALS I HAVE OVER ONE HUNDRED CONFIRMED KILLS THIS IS JUST THEATRICS 😡😡
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Traffic pig: Do you know how fast you were going--
Bondi: DONALD TRUMP HAS SAVED TEN BILLION LIVES THIS YEAR ALONE, AND NOW YOU ACCUSE ~ME~ OF CRIMES???
Bondi: DONALD TRUMP HAS SAVED TEN BILLION LIVES THIS YEAR ALONE, AND NOW YOU ACCUSE ~ME~ OF CRIMES???
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I have been trapped for ages. I grab a door handle; it breaks off. It's chocolate.
"Ahaha!" The mad chocolatier's laugh rasps from hidden speakers. "Everything here is made of chocolate!"
I stop. Everything? I focus on my fears... They manifest as chocolate monsters.
I eat them.
"You're free."
"Ahaha!" The mad chocolatier's laugh rasps from hidden speakers. "Everything here is made of chocolate!"
I stop. Everything? I focus on my fears... They manifest as chocolate monsters.
I eat them.
"You're free."
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I have been trapped for ages. I grab a door handle; it breaks off. It's chocolate.
"Ahaha!" The mad chocolatier's laugh rasps from hidden speakers. "Everything here is made of chocolate!"
I stop. Everything? I focus on my fears... They manifest as chocolate monsters.
I eat them.
"You're free."
"Ahaha!" The mad chocolatier's laugh rasps from hidden speakers. "Everything here is made of chocolate!"
I stop. Everything? I focus on my fears... They manifest as chocolate monsters.
I eat them.
"You're free."
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Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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My "ICE is a legitimate law enforcement agency" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
My "ICE is a legitimate law enforcement agency" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.
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With credit to Scott Johnson of Frogpants.com, this is the best visual explanation I’ve ever seen of the Republican playbook for literally everything they lay their corrupt hands on.
April 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
With credit to Scott Johnson of Frogpants.com, this is the best visual explanation I’ve ever seen of the Republican playbook for literally everything they lay their corrupt hands on.
Excuse me, what the fuck?
According to multiple NYT sources, it wasn’t even military personnel at Fort Bliss that fired an anti-drone laser at alleged cartel drones. It was CBP who used the weapon on loan from DoD against a child’s party balloon they mistook for a drone. The Pentagon gave CBP an anti-aircraft weapon.
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Excuse me, what the fuck?
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Swalwell details death threats he and his wife and children have gotten and points out that the DOJ has refused to prosecute some of them
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Swalwell details death threats he and his wife and children have gotten and points out that the DOJ has refused to prosecute some of them
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Frost on seeing the "unredacted" Epstein files: A few takeaways. Number one, there's a lot of documents that are still redacted. When I asked the DOJ about it, they said they received it that way, which means that Kash FBI kept them redacted when they gave it to the DOJ, which is interesting...
February 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Frost on seeing the "unredacted" Epstein files: A few takeaways. Number one, there's a lot of documents that are still redacted. When I asked the DOJ about it, they said they received it that way, which means that Kash FBI kept them redacted when they gave it to the DOJ, which is interesting...
This is the way.
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 AM
This is the way.
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Sam Altman is one of the people I was talking about who is actively participating in devaluing labor. He is an active collaborator with the billionaires who want to use this tech to commodify all human activity to enrich themselves. No this is not hyperbole. I mean it quite literally.
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Sam Altman is one of the people I was talking about who is actively participating in devaluing labor. He is an active collaborator with the billionaires who want to use this tech to commodify all human activity to enrich themselves. No this is not hyperbole. I mean it quite literally.
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Does this curse also count for the tech bros who illegally used books written by me and countless others to help AI annihilate the world? I fucking hope so.
When Lucy from Compass Books in Dartmouth, Devon, was victim to shoplifting people told her to install CCTV. Instead she put this ancient book thief curse on the wall from the Monastery of San Pedro in Barcelona so book stealers would be consumed by "the flames of hell" with "their members blasted".
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Does this curse also count for the tech bros who illegally used books written by me and countless others to help AI annihilate the world? I fucking hope so.
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Die Lohnabhängigen in der Schweiz bekommen immer weniger vom erarbeiteten Wohlstand. Und sie sind immer öfter krank, weil die Arbeitsbedingungen schlechter werden. Die Gewerkschaften wollen das ändern.
So krass leiden die Kaufkraft und die Gesundheit der Arbeitenden » workzeitung.ch
Besserer Gesundheitsschutz und mehr Kaufkraft für die Lohnabhängigen: Das sind die Schwerpunkte des Schweizerischen Gewerkschaftsbundes für 2026. Und SGB-Präsident Pierre-Yves Maillard hat eine klare ...
www.workzeitung.ch
February 12, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Die Lohnabhängigen in der Schweiz bekommen immer weniger vom erarbeiteten Wohlstand. Und sie sind immer öfter krank, weil die Arbeitsbedingungen schlechter werden. Die Gewerkschaften wollen das ändern.
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I do think "tech bro" is an overused term but I saw a tech bro at a big evil tech company talking about how much he hated it when people called him that and ever since then I make a point of using it whenever at all relevant.
February 12, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I do think "tech bro" is an overused term but I saw a tech bro at a big evil tech company talking about how much he hated it when people called him that and ever since then I make a point of using it whenever at all relevant.
This is the way.
🚨🚨The revelation of the #epstein files is an invaluable source of taking down corrupt powerful public figures linked to the convicted paedophile. Latest head to roll seems to be former SG og @coe.int Thorbjørn Jagland whose immunity has been lifted. 🧵
www.politico.eu/article/coun...
www.politico.eu/article/coun...
Europe’s top human rights body lifts former Norwegian PM’s immunity after Epstein links
The probe into Thorbjørn Jagland is roiling Oslo, which has faced numerous embarrassing disclosures in the new files.
www.politico.eu
February 12, 2026 at 9:35 AM
This is the way.
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For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to lately…
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to lately…
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Bovino should definitely try home canning meat! All those folks who say you need a fancy pressure canning setup are just woke moralists; hot water, glass jars, full hearts, can't lose, paisano 🤌🤌🤌
February 12, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Bovino should definitely try home canning meat! All those folks who say you need a fancy pressure canning setup are just woke moralists; hot water, glass jars, full hearts, can't lose, paisano 🤌🤌🤌
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Artemis moon landing is litmus test for ‘American exceptionalism’? I'm not sure Isaacman understands what American exceptionalism is. It's not being at good at stuff. It's 19th century philosophy that the rules don't apply to the US.
NASA chief: Artemis moon landing is litmus test for ‘American exceptionalism’
aerospaceamerica.aiaa.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Artemis moon landing is litmus test for ‘American exceptionalism’? I'm not sure Isaacman understands what American exceptionalism is. It's not being at good at stuff. It's 19th century philosophy that the rules don't apply to the US.
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"Some prisoners were alive at the time they were taken for organ extraction. In one batch of bodies, the organs removed were those commonly transplanted: heart, liver, lungs. The transplant surgeon waits for a person to die; the soldier can’t... Here, the surgeon acts as—is—a soldier."
That part.
That part.
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
"Some prisoners were alive at the time they were taken for organ extraction. In one batch of bodies, the organs removed were those commonly transplanted: heart, liver, lungs. The transplant surgeon waits for a person to die; the soldier can’t... Here, the surgeon acts as—is—a soldier."
That part.
That part.
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what makes something "vulnerable to AI" is not the capacity of machines but the credulity of management.
Of course, it is also true that historians jobs may in practice be vulnerable to AI, because a lot of people who control the money for historian jobs probably haven’t thought much about where history comes from, either.
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
what makes something "vulnerable to AI" is not the capacity of machines but the credulity of management.
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We asked chefs, ramen reviewers, cookbook authors, and noodle makers to tell us their favorite instant noodles, and then conducted our own taste test.
The Best Instant Noodles
We’ve tasted 45 varieties of instant noodles and found 18 favorites, with flavors ranging from homey and comforting to explosively spicy.
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February 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
We asked chefs, ramen reviewers, cookbook authors, and noodle makers to tell us their favorite instant noodles, and then conducted our own taste test.
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Ted Lieu: “Were there any underage girls at that party or any party that Trump attended with Epstein”
Pam Bondi: “There is no evidence that Trump has committed a crime”
Ted Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath”
Pam Bondi: “There is no evidence that Trump has committed a crime”
Ted Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath”
February 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Ted Lieu: “Were there any underage girls at that party or any party that Trump attended with Epstein”
Pam Bondi: “There is no evidence that Trump has committed a crime”
Ted Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath”
Pam Bondi: “There is no evidence that Trump has committed a crime”
Ted Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath”