Pedro Gonnet
@pedrogonnet.bsky.social
Software Engineer at #GoogleResearch, he/him/that guy. My views are my own. 🇨🇭🇨🇦🇺🇾 @[email protected]
Would love to see this broken down by sex! 🙂
This week’s newsletter includes some good conversation fodder. www.howtoreadthisch.art/may-your-lov...
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Would love to see this broken down by sex! 🙂
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"I have questions about this interstellar travel form," the human said. "What should I put at 'Rose'?"
"The star system you are traveling from," xFfy said.
"I see. And at 'Violet'?"
"The one you're traveling to."
"Ah. Who translated this form?"
"Our best poets, well versed in human poetry."
"The star system you are traveling from," xFfy said.
"I see. And at 'Violet'?"
"The one you're traveling to."
"Ah. Who translated this form?"
"Our best poets, well versed in human poetry."
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 AM
"I have questions about this interstellar travel form," the human said. "What should I put at 'Rose'?"
"The star system you are traveling from," xFfy said.
"I see. And at 'Violet'?"
"The one you're traveling to."
"Ah. Who translated this form?"
"Our best poets, well versed in human poetry."
"The star system you are traveling from," xFfy said.
"I see. And at 'Violet'?"
"The one you're traveling to."
"Ah. Who translated this form?"
"Our best poets, well versed in human poetry."
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Nick Anderson is a Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist.
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Nick Anderson is a Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist.
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🔥 “To me, when we're talking about what justice looks like, it's ultimately getting to a place where every single fascist agent and the leaders that directed them to do what they did are held accountable to the highest degree of the law. And that means prosecution.”
"The day of accountability will come": Rep. Delia Ramirez on abolishing and prosecuting DHS
The Handbasket spoke with the congresswoman who called out ICE long before it was popular.
www.thehandbasket.co
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
🔥 “To me, when we're talking about what justice looks like, it's ultimately getting to a place where every single fascist agent and the leaders that directed them to do what they did are held accountable to the highest degree of the law. And that means prosecution.”
This is just so ridiculously sick.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
This is just so ridiculously sick.
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my sleeves are wet
I am happy
I am happy
I Am A Stingray In The Touch Tank At The Aquarium You Are An Eight Year Old With Wet Sleeves And Poor Impulse Control
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
my sleeves are wet
I am happy
I am happy
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Pam Bondi LOSES HER MIND when asked why she has not indicted any of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients.
“The Dow is over 50k right now, the Nasdaq smashing records, that’s what we should be talking about!!”
“The Dow is over 50k right now, the Nasdaq smashing records, that’s what we should be talking about!!”
February 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Pam Bondi LOSES HER MIND when asked why she has not indicted any of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients.
“The Dow is over 50k right now, the Nasdaq smashing records, that’s what we should be talking about!!”
“The Dow is over 50k right now, the Nasdaq smashing records, that’s what we should be talking about!!”
Burning concentration camps before they open is the energy we need.
Spraying that lighter fluid as casually as ICE agents spraying irritants. 🙂✊
Spraying that lighter fluid as casually as ICE agents spraying irritants. 🙂✊
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Burning concentration camps before they open is the energy we need.
Spraying that lighter fluid as casually as ICE agents spraying irritants. 🙂✊
Spraying that lighter fluid as casually as ICE agents spraying irritants. 🙂✊
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Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
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Sanders: The American people do not want this country to be an authoritarian society or an oligarchy. We have our differences, that’s what democracy is about—we argue it out. We don’t throw people who disagree in jail. We don’t intimidate the media. We don’t send ICE agents to shoot people.
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Sanders: The American people do not want this country to be an authoritarian society or an oligarchy. We have our differences, that’s what democracy is about—we argue it out. We don’t throw people who disagree in jail. We don’t intimidate the media. We don’t send ICE agents to shoot people.
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I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
What she said.
AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."
February 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
What she said.
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me suddenly remembering the songs on this album
February 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
me suddenly remembering the songs on this album
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#Covid
Schätzung Infektionsinzidenzen für Zürich aufgrund Kalibrierung der Abwasserprävalenzen Werdhölzli, Daten bis 8. Februar 2026:
Inzidenz ~250.
Ca. jede 400. Person infiziert sich pro Woche.
10 Anlagen gemessen: 3↑, 4↓, 3→
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Schätzung Infektionsinzidenzen für Zürich aufgrund Kalibrierung der Abwasserprävalenzen Werdhölzli, Daten bis 8. Februar 2026:
Inzidenz ~250.
Ca. jede 400. Person infiziert sich pro Woche.
10 Anlagen gemessen: 3↑, 4↓, 3→
bsky.app/profile/domi...
February 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
#Covid
Schätzung Infektionsinzidenzen für Zürich aufgrund Kalibrierung der Abwasserprävalenzen Werdhölzli, Daten bis 8. Februar 2026:
Inzidenz ~250.
Ca. jede 400. Person infiziert sich pro Woche.
10 Anlagen gemessen: 3↑, 4↓, 3→
bsky.app/profile/domi...
Schätzung Infektionsinzidenzen für Zürich aufgrund Kalibrierung der Abwasserprävalenzen Werdhölzli, Daten bis 8. Februar 2026:
Inzidenz ~250.
Ca. jede 400. Person infiziert sich pro Woche.
10 Anlagen gemessen: 3↑, 4↓, 3→
bsky.app/profile/domi...
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"Does the role really require a woman?"
"No?"
"Or youth?"
"Er... No?"
"Is being royal or nobility a must?"
The dragon hesitated. "It's traditional..."
"We can mention that it's a position traditionally filled by a princess," the HR consultant said, "but we do welcome all applicants."
"Okay."
"No?"
"Or youth?"
"Er... No?"
"Is being royal or nobility a must?"
The dragon hesitated. "It's traditional..."
"We can mention that it's a position traditionally filled by a princess," the HR consultant said, "but we do welcome all applicants."
"Okay."
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"Does the role really require a woman?"
"No?"
"Or youth?"
"Er... No?"
"Is being royal or nobility a must?"
The dragon hesitated. "It's traditional..."
"We can mention that it's a position traditionally filled by a princess," the HR consultant said, "but we do welcome all applicants."
"Okay."
"No?"
"Or youth?"
"Er... No?"
"Is being royal or nobility a must?"
The dragon hesitated. "It's traditional..."
"We can mention that it's a position traditionally filled by a princess," the HR consultant said, "but we do welcome all applicants."
"Okay."
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Traffic pig: Do you know how fast you were going--
Bondi: DONALD TRUMP HAS SAVED TEN BILLION LIVES THIS YEAR ALONE, AND NOW YOU ACCUSE ~ME~ OF CRIMES???
Bondi: DONALD TRUMP HAS SAVED TEN BILLION LIVES THIS YEAR ALONE, AND NOW YOU ACCUSE ~ME~ OF CRIMES???
Bondi: Donald Trump can actually fly like Superman
Congressperson: Why are you lying under oath?
Bondi: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF A CRIME WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I FOUGHT IN THE NAVY SEALS I HAVE OVER ONE HUNDRED CONFIRMED KILLS THIS IS JUST THEATRICS 😡😡
Congressperson: Why are you lying under oath?
Bondi: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF A CRIME WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I FOUGHT IN THE NAVY SEALS I HAVE OVER ONE HUNDRED CONFIRMED KILLS THIS IS JUST THEATRICS 😡😡
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Traffic pig: Do you know how fast you were going--
Bondi: DONALD TRUMP HAS SAVED TEN BILLION LIVES THIS YEAR ALONE, AND NOW YOU ACCUSE ~ME~ OF CRIMES???
Bondi: DONALD TRUMP HAS SAVED TEN BILLION LIVES THIS YEAR ALONE, AND NOW YOU ACCUSE ~ME~ OF CRIMES???
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I have been trapped for ages. I grab a door handle; it breaks off. It's chocolate.
"Ahaha!" The mad chocolatier's laugh rasps from hidden speakers. "Everything here is made of chocolate!"
I stop. Everything? I focus on my fears... They manifest as chocolate monsters.
I eat them.
"You're free."
"Ahaha!" The mad chocolatier's laugh rasps from hidden speakers. "Everything here is made of chocolate!"
I stop. Everything? I focus on my fears... They manifest as chocolate monsters.
I eat them.
"You're free."
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I have been trapped for ages. I grab a door handle; it breaks off. It's chocolate.
"Ahaha!" The mad chocolatier's laugh rasps from hidden speakers. "Everything here is made of chocolate!"
I stop. Everything? I focus on my fears... They manifest as chocolate monsters.
I eat them.
"You're free."
"Ahaha!" The mad chocolatier's laugh rasps from hidden speakers. "Everything here is made of chocolate!"
I stop. Everything? I focus on my fears... They manifest as chocolate monsters.
I eat them.
"You're free."
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Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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My "ICE is a legitimate law enforcement agency" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
My "ICE is a legitimate law enforcement agency" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.
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With credit to Scott Johnson of Frogpants.com, this is the best visual explanation I’ve ever seen of the Republican playbook for literally everything they lay their corrupt hands on.
April 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
With credit to Scott Johnson of Frogpants.com, this is the best visual explanation I’ve ever seen of the Republican playbook for literally everything they lay their corrupt hands on.
Excuse me, what the fuck?
According to multiple NYT sources, it wasn’t even military personnel at Fort Bliss that fired an anti-drone laser at alleged cartel drones. It was CBP who used the weapon on loan from DoD against a child’s party balloon they mistook for a drone. The Pentagon gave CBP an anti-aircraft weapon.
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Excuse me, what the fuck?