old man sexualizer
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i finally got off mr musk’s wild ride 🥹
🔞 ted cruz dni
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i finally got off mr musk’s wild ride 🥹
🔞 ted cruz dni
pentagulia.carrd.co
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The thing that makes me the most insane about the premature Newsom fawning is that the press and his fans are either passively or explicitly positioning him as “the man to beat Trump,” who can’t legally run again, fully embracing his fantasy of being a dictator — but then beating him in an election?
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 AM
The thing that makes me the most insane about the premature Newsom fawning is that the press and his fans are either passively or explicitly positioning him as “the man to beat Trump,” who can’t legally run again, fully embracing his fantasy of being a dictator — but then beating him in an election?
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a) I have no faith this will be any good at all and it's a slap in the face to not have any of the games' writers
but also
b) Baldur's Gate did not start with 3, nor did it start with Larian, and believe it or not, 1 & 2 were just as successful.
but also
b) Baldur's Gate did not start with 3, nor did it start with Larian, and believe it or not, 1 & 2 were just as successful.
A ‘BALDUR'S GATE’ TV series is in the works at HBO.
• Craig Mazin (‘The Last of Us’) will serve as showrunner
• The show will be a continuation of the games, set after the events of ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’
• ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ developers Larian have no involvement with the show
• Craig Mazin (‘The Last of Us’) will serve as showrunner
• The show will be a continuation of the games, set after the events of ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’
• ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ developers Larian have no involvement with the show
February 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
a) I have no faith this will be any good at all and it's a slap in the face to not have any of the games' writers
but also
b) Baldur's Gate did not start with 3, nor did it start with Larian, and believe it or not, 1 & 2 were just as successful.
but also
b) Baldur's Gate did not start with 3, nor did it start with Larian, and believe it or not, 1 & 2 were just as successful.
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“Epstein Class” is catchy as fuck
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
“Epstein Class” is catchy as fuck
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The way the vees are in every merch drop looking like they’re taking a family portrait sends me. Like they are such a family and I love them
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The way the vees are in every merch drop looking like they’re taking a family portrait sends me. Like they are such a family and I love them
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January 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
update to “bag update”:
February 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
update to “bag update”:
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JD Vance could go to space and he would be booed by any life out there
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
JD Vance could go to space and he would be booed by any life out there
have i really not gotten my hair done since october?? yeesh 😬
February 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
have i really not gotten my hair done since october?? yeesh 😬
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Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
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February 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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oh
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oh my God
oh
oh my God
This Skeletor has been memed 100 times but not until I was replicating him did I notice that in a stroke of either incompetence or genius the original renderer of this image decided to make hiseye socket and nose hole just be the same hole. But it still reads right if you don’t think about it.
February 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
oh
oh
oh my God
oh
oh my God
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There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
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there’s a lot of things upsetting right now but one of the things i think about constantly is how often we heard “the president doesn’t have that much power, he can’t change that much. that’s why we have congress” and then watching one person fuck over the entire country
February 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
there’s a lot of things upsetting right now but one of the things i think about constantly is how often we heard “the president doesn’t have that much power, he can’t change that much. that’s why we have congress” and then watching one person fuck over the entire country
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I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead
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I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
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I ain't watching that shit and you can't make me
'Baldur's Gate' TV series is in the works
• Craig Mazin ('The Last of Us') is the showrunner
• Story takes place immediately after the events of 'Baldur's Gate 3'
• Will feature characters from the game
(via Deadline)
• Craig Mazin ('The Last of Us') is the showrunner
• Story takes place immediately after the events of 'Baldur's Gate 3'
• Will feature characters from the game
(via Deadline)
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I ain't watching that shit and you can't make me
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i think in the name of fairness the producers of the baldur's gate tv show should demand that tv writers do at least a year of running around in circles doing unpaid writing tests before they're allowed to write for the show
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
i think in the name of fairness the producers of the baldur's gate tv show should demand that tv writers do at least a year of running around in circles doing unpaid writing tests before they're allowed to write for the show
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HBO Max -> Max -> HBO Max :: Overwatch -> Overwatch 2 -> Overwatch
February 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
HBO Max -> Max -> HBO Max :: Overwatch -> Overwatch 2 -> Overwatch
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it's 2016. overwatch comes out.
it's 2026. overwatch comes out.
it's 2026. overwatch comes out.
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
it's 2016. overwatch comes out.
it's 2026. overwatch comes out.
it's 2026. overwatch comes out.
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Anyone that still thinks Donald Trump hasn’t raped children is in a complete state of denial.
The entire world knows that Donald Trump has raped children and more.
The entire world knows that Donald Trump has raped children and more.
February 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Anyone that still thinks Donald Trump hasn’t raped children is in a complete state of denial.
The entire world knows that Donald Trump has raped children and more.
The entire world knows that Donald Trump has raped children and more.