Phidippus Audax
@phidphriend.bsky.social
Your friendly, neighborhood, AuDHD, vegan, lesbian, nb spider. They/them
I don’t share anything without alt text (except Palestinian fundraisers).
I block all “homeschooling” parents.
I hate fascism and love rats.
I don’t share anything without alt text (except Palestinian fundraisers).
I block all “homeschooling” parents.
I hate fascism and love rats.
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Phidippus Audax
@phidphriend.bsky.social
· Aug 31
Guys you have to just block everyone who seems like they might report Palestinians. If you don’t block them they will go to your page and report the Palestinians you repost. I know they are terrible people and it feels good to dunk on them, but you have to block them to keep people safe.
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One of the dumbest things about Wizarding World (and there are MANY to pick from) is how OP “muggle “ tools like shotgun, broken pool cue and cinderblock would be in their dumb lore where you have to yell to cast an easily deflected projectile.
Clip empty In the time it takes to yell “expeliarmus”
Clip empty In the time it takes to yell “expeliarmus”
i could kill harry potter without magic, i would use a baseball bat
February 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
One of the dumbest things about Wizarding World (and there are MANY to pick from) is how OP “muggle “ tools like shotgun, broken pool cue and cinderblock would be in their dumb lore where you have to yell to cast an easily deflected projectile.
Clip empty In the time it takes to yell “expeliarmus”
Clip empty In the time it takes to yell “expeliarmus”
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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Im not calling them founding fathers. Fuck them dusty wig hoes.
February 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Im not calling them founding fathers. Fuck them dusty wig hoes.
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The amount of folks I've made squirm by saying things like "deliberate ritualistic humiliation of children, involving touching their private areas, is sexual abuse - even if you call it spanking or discipline!" is...a lot.
I'm really fun at parties, y'all.
I'm really fun at parties, y'all.
Epstein was grooming girls for a life of sexual slavery and that’s also one of Dobson’s interests so it’s no wonder those two PoSs found common ground.
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
The amount of folks I've made squirm by saying things like "deliberate ritualistic humiliation of children, involving touching their private areas, is sexual abuse - even if you call it spanking or discipline!" is...a lot.
I'm really fun at parties, y'all.
I'm really fun at parties, y'all.
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Given the way people have fetishized Andor it's very weird to see how many people also don't think opsec is worthwhile. Like, did y'all think the reason the rebels spend 90% of the show stressing about who knows what was for fun?
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Given the way people have fetishized Andor it's very weird to see how many people also don't think opsec is worthwhile. Like, did y'all think the reason the rebels spend 90% of the show stressing about who knows what was for fun?
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A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
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The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
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Cough cough
When Your Hero Is A Monster
YouTube video by The Leftist Cooks
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Cough cough
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If study after study shows what actually ends homelessness, it's worth asking: whose interests are served by keeping that truth obscured?
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
If study after study shows what actually ends homelessness, it's worth asking: whose interests are served by keeping that truth obscured?
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im thinking about the inverse: if you had a time travel machine but could only send back original formula 4loko, how would you fix things
thinking about that "(x) could kill a victorian child" trend and how the more interesting thought is "which eras of history could you make significantly worse by introducing original formula 4loko"
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
im thinking about the inverse: if you had a time travel machine but could only send back original formula 4loko, how would you fix things
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The children that were imprisoned from Liam Ramos’ school at the time he was imprisoned are still imprisoned as far as I know.
Another reminder that ICE has not eased up on Minnesota. They're abducting kids as young as 2 and disappearing them.
Minnesota needs to know the number of children in federal detention, who they are, and where they’re being held.
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The children that were imprisoned from Liam Ramos’ school at the time he was imprisoned are still imprisoned as far as I know.
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*white man voice*
everyone who disagrees with me is hysterical
everyone who disagrees with me is hysterical
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
*white man voice*
everyone who disagrees with me is hysterical
everyone who disagrees with me is hysterical
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You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.
Please help Reem’s family to survive. Share this post and please donate if you can.
This is a heartfelt call for help
Donations in the past few days have been very low
I’m in a very difficult situation now & need your support more than ever
We are living through extremely harsh conditions& we are still standing only because of your support
Plz don’t ignore me
gofund.me/e53b4cdd
Donations in the past few days have been very low
I’m in a very difficult situation now & need your support more than ever
We are living through extremely harsh conditions& we are still standing only because of your support
Plz don’t ignore me
gofund.me/e53b4cdd
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Please help Reem’s family to survive. Share this post and please donate if you can.
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Don't think I don't notice that you are NOWHERE when disabled people are asking for your help and you just like to trot us out when it is convenient.
February 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Don't think I don't notice that you are NOWHERE when disabled people are asking for your help and you just like to trot us out when it is convenient.
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remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun
February 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun
I want this so bad though, but I wish the tail was longer.
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
February 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I want this so bad though, but I wish the tail was longer.
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
Please help Sakher and Reem, they need donations to keep their families fed and they are very sick. Please share this post and donate if you can.
Stopped please 🚨
This is Reem, she’s so tired😢🙏🏻
I got a severe flu virus🦠💔
Her temperature reaches forty degrees & she can’t breathe😔💔
And she needs urgent treatment, your donation will save her life , you are her hope💔😔
PLZ save her I don’t want to lose her😔🥺
tinyurl.com/4pyj5dmd
This is Reem, she’s so tired😢🙏🏻
I got a severe flu virus🦠💔
Her temperature reaches forty degrees & she can’t breathe😔💔
And she needs urgent treatment, your donation will save her life , you are her hope💔😔
PLZ save her I don’t want to lose her😔🥺
tinyurl.com/4pyj5dmd
February 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Please help Sakher and Reem, they need donations to keep their families fed and they are very sick. Please share this post and donate if you can.
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American tear gas factories include:
Combined Systems in Jamestown, PA.
Non-Lethal Technologies in Duluth, Georgia.
Defense Technology in Casper, Wyoming.
Combined Systems in Jamestown, PA.
Non-Lethal Technologies in Duluth, Georgia.
Defense Technology in Casper, Wyoming.
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
American tear gas factories include:
Combined Systems in Jamestown, PA.
Non-Lethal Technologies in Duluth, Georgia.
Defense Technology in Casper, Wyoming.
Combined Systems in Jamestown, PA.
Non-Lethal Technologies in Duluth, Georgia.
Defense Technology in Casper, Wyoming.
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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Neil Gaiman should never be readmitted to polite society. A man with that much money and power, actively putting up a smokescreen of progressivism to conceal his predation, can never be trusted.
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Neil Gaiman should never be readmitted to polite society. A man with that much money and power, actively putting up a smokescreen of progressivism to conceal his predation, can never be trusted.
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I woke up from a dream where It Happened and people were celebrating in the streets and I had to personally inform Zohran Mamdani that, due to an obscure bylaw, he was the President now, but only if he kept his shirt off. If you're wondering how my subconscious is handling all this.
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I woke up from a dream where It Happened and people were celebrating in the streets and I had to personally inform Zohran Mamdani that, due to an obscure bylaw, he was the President now, but only if he kept his shirt off. If you're wondering how my subconscious is handling all this.