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Artist-type person who likes to make things. Working on being more active here. Commissions are open! Website coming soon.

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I will currently have three slots at any given time, if more people are interested they will go on a wait list. Top of the wait list gets contacted once a slot opens up again.

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Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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I heard a loud thump and found this:
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Crocheted wheelchair decor is a thing, and it is AMAZING! 🩷
February 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Disability benefits should reflect the actual cost of living.
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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I feel sorry for the pro-AI losers whining in the comments. That someone should be content to ask so little of themselves, to rate their own voice and skills so poorly, is just profoundly sad.
February 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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I did not catch that the old bank man was Dick van Dyke when I was a child, but they did a really good job predicting his future
February 6, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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beetle is writing you a love letter 💌
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Persona 4 - Naoto & Kanji Pins $21 or $12 Each via Eighty Sixed. https://ow.ly/SEUy50YacE5
February 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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“Being anti-AI is gatekeeping!”

I’m *literally* saying there is no gate. Unlike the people telling you the only way through it is AI.
Give me your “bad” art over AI art every single day of the week.
February 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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nice to meet you held in contempt, I’m dad
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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the thing is, these questions about his involvement (along with the rest of the cast) are not gonna go away, and the show isn’t even airing for at least a year. dude is gonna spend possibly his last decade on earth constantly explaining himself
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Nice to see lots of colleagues quoted, but notable that almost all are talking about teaching at large universities, where it's always been tough to get most of huge classes to engage. In my experience, most of my smaller classes will effectively watch films, but it does a bit of teaching how.
On a trend us film professors have seen. Free link to “The Film Students Who Can No Longer Sit Through Films” from THE ATLANTIC yesterday.
archive.ph/GFWzW
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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I may have a stroke.

Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”

A PROTESTant.

I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap
February 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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ME: whenever i make fried eggs the yolks break but when i make scrambled eggs they don’t

ALANIS MORISSETTE: i’m sorry but the lyrics are already done
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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I think a real contrast between Trump I and Trump II is that I felt the need to give a caveat to "How are you?" in late 2016 but despite everything being awful, didn't feel the need to do it every single day.

In Trump II, I feel the need to do that every single day.
every single “how are you doing?” these days comes with a sheepish grin and an implied “you know, aside from all the horrors”
Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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All correct, but this list misses the most important quality.

They do not care AT ALL about you or what you’re doing. Completely ungovernable. Nothing you do will hurry them, scare them, or make them move from their predetermined chaotic path.
The free-roaming turkeys of Saint Paul, Minnesota:

- are enormous
- don’t know where they’re going
- have no plans or motivations
- don’t understand roads
- or anything at all, really
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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happy black history month to Ken sample, thank u for inventing the fursona.
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM