Sensible Khakis
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This game is so old DiCaprio has lost interest in it
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This game is so old DiCaprio has lost interest in it
Carson Wentz, behind this Vikings line, watching Myles Garrett today
September 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Carson Wentz, behind this Vikings line, watching Myles Garrett today
It’s Literally Raining Men
Literally Killing Me Softly With His Song
Ruin a song by adding the word ‘literally’ to the title:
Death is literally the New Sex
Death is literally the New Sex
September 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It’s Literally Raining Men
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It’s the old Lewis Black joke made incarnate.
TIL people are rubbing cow fat on their faces and calling it sunscreen
June 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It’s the old Lewis Black joke made incarnate.
Full H.H.House
full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around
June 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Full H.H.House
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if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
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Once you’re letting a dude named Chet dunk on you, it’s about time to go home.
May 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Once you’re letting a dude named Chet dunk on you, it’s about time to go home.
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A stolen franchise playing dishonorable basketball. Fuck ‘em.
May 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A stolen franchise playing dishonorable basketball. Fuck ‘em.
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At a certain point, it's not really an aircraft "carrier" anymore
May 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
At a certain point, it's not really an aircraft "carrier" anymore
And for those of you in the front 3 rows, you’ll find splash guards under your seats.
April 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
And for those of you in the front 3 rows, you’ll find splash guards under your seats.
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eat shit nerd
April 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
eat shit nerd
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as if the hegseth thing wasn’t bad enough, mcconnell just “accidentally” shared a nude with the entire DAR email list
March 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
as if the hegseth thing wasn’t bad enough, mcconnell just “accidentally” shared a nude with the entire DAR email list
Me in the National Security team group chat
March 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Me in the National Security team group chat
Didn’t realize that the cheer was an observation…
February 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Didn’t realize that the cheer was an observation…
Grease up those light poles
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Grease up those light poles
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I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...
Olivia Nuzzi is on leave from New York Magazine after the star journalist had allegedly engaged in a romantic relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr, Oliver Darcy reports
Olivia Nuzzi on leave from New York magazine after RFK relationship
"Had the magazine been aware of this relationship, she would not have been assigned to cover the presidential campaign," a spokesperson for the magazine said.
www.status.news
September 20, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...
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It’s mildly amusing that 2 QBs on the Vikings will have beaten KOC in the playoffs
January 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It’s mildly amusing that 2 QBs on the Vikings will have beaten KOC in the playoffs
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Me when they kill the Pop-Tart
December 28, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Me when they kill the Pop-Tart
To the brave soldier rocking this on the Touch Tunes at 11:45 on a Friday, bravo good sir or madam.
December 21, 2024 at 5:46 AM
To the brave soldier rocking this on the Touch Tunes at 11:45 on a Friday, bravo good sir or madam.