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Keith David with grim earnestness encouraging Donald Duck and Goofy to fight to the bitter end to save the universe before impaling Satan with an energy sword.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Keith David with grim earnestness encouraging Donald Duck and Goofy to fight to the bitter end to save the universe before impaling Satan with an energy sword.
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Cortana is *insert bullshit here* and Master Chief has to save his waifu. Though weirdly, I feel like the Arbiter’s savage nobility would be a better fit? Like, him treating Mickey Mouse with complete seriousness because he, as an alien, doesn’t know this is ridiculous by human standards.
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Cortana is *insert bullshit here* and Master Chief has to save his waifu. Though weirdly, I feel like the Arbiter’s savage nobility would be a better fit? Like, him treating Mickey Mouse with complete seriousness because he, as an alien, doesn’t know this is ridiculous by human standards.
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Finally settle all those 2000s era forum arguments about if he would win a fight against Samus Aran*
*he wouldn't because he's held down by Western hard scifi milwank while her suit operates on anime physics
*he wouldn't because he's held down by Western hard scifi milwank while her suit operates on anime physics
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Finally settle all those 2000s era forum arguments about if he would win a fight against Samus Aran*
*he wouldn't because he's held down by Western hard scifi milwank while her suit operates on anime physics
*he wouldn't because he's held down by Western hard scifi milwank while her suit operates on anime physics
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one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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jeffrey epstein thinks donald trump is the worst person he has ever met. he's right.
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
jeffrey epstein thinks donald trump is the worst person he has ever met. he's right.
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being a U.S. Senator must be insane. all your dinners cost $3,500 and weigh on the conscience of your underlings. your life is just a series of your employees telling you you did good today. in terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
Catherine Cortez Masto is voting YES on the Republican short-term funding bill. Here is her statement:
September 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
being a U.S. Senator must be insane. all your dinners cost $3,500 and weigh on the conscience of your underlings. your life is just a series of your employees telling you you did good today. in terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
dudes rock
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
dudes rock
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Can someone please make a preachy, low-budget movie called Wokeness Is Not Dead
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Can someone please make a preachy, low-budget movie called Wokeness Is Not Dead
I know people love yasss queen'ing this stuff but I want more than this. I want the Illinois State Police to stop protecting these invaders. I want a plan of sufficient gravity to guide the country away from fascist free fall. The clip is great I suppose but it is not enough.
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I know people love yasss queen'ing this stuff but I want more than this. I want the Illinois State Police to stop protecting these invaders. I want a plan of sufficient gravity to guide the country away from fascist free fall. The clip is great I suppose but it is not enough.
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the downside is I’m devastated that we can no longer use this tweet, which was one of my favourites
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
the downside is I’m devastated that we can no longer use this tweet, which was one of my favourites
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This to me is the game. I don’t care if Schumer doesn’t like Mamdani, but for him to stand silently by while sex pest Cuomo leans into gutter racism and Islamophobia while accepting endorsements from Trump, Musk and Miller is outrageous from the Senate Minority Leader.
Schumer had a chance to repudiate the gutter racism and Islamophobia of Cuomo's campaign and he just fucking didn't. And that is disqualifying. He should be ashamed and we the voters should make sure he feels that shame.
Reporter: Today is election day in New York City. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: Look, I voted. And I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City.
Schumer: Look, I voted. And I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City.
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This to me is the game. I don’t care if Schumer doesn’t like Mamdani, but for him to stand silently by while sex pest Cuomo leans into gutter racism and Islamophobia while accepting endorsements from Trump, Musk and Miller is outrageous from the Senate Minority Leader.
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Don't think you can really draw any conclusions from this beyond that weighing the polls to the 2021 electorate was a mistake; which could end up being very good or very bad.
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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is this the bargaining or anger stage of grief?
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are prepared to bolt from the Big Apple if socialist candidate Zohran Mamdani wins Tuesday's mayoral race — potentially setting the stage for the largest population flight in US history, a new poll warns.
nypost.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
is this the bargaining or anger stage of grief?
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being a modder is awesome because you really do just be clickin on random exe files from strangers on the internet
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
being a modder is awesome because you really do just be clickin on random exe files from strangers on the internet
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y'all be like "depression meals" then panic when a real slophead shows up. if i told you all the shit i did with white bread growing up you'd hurl
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
y'all be like "depression meals" then panic when a real slophead shows up. if i told you all the shit i did with white bread growing up you'd hurl
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“Join the Shirriffs! Serve the Big Chief! Arrest your neighbors! Scour the Shire!”
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Join the Shirriffs! Serve the Big Chief! Arrest your neighbors! Scour the Shire!”
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My kingdom for a liberal politician with a steel spine who can look into the darkness without being seduced by it
We know Dems think war is icky and have completely acquiesced to the idea that the GOP = law and order.
What if, instead, you faced reality, grabbed some sack and lived your values??
We know Dems think war is icky and have completely acquiesced to the idea that the GOP = law and order.
What if, instead, you faced reality, grabbed some sack and lived your values??
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My kingdom for a liberal politician with a steel spine who can look into the darkness without being seduced by it
We know Dems think war is icky and have completely acquiesced to the idea that the GOP = law and order.
What if, instead, you faced reality, grabbed some sack and lived your values??
We know Dems think war is icky and have completely acquiesced to the idea that the GOP = law and order.
What if, instead, you faced reality, grabbed some sack and lived your values??
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True Story: JRR Tolkien plotted a sequel to Lord Of The Rings where a couple generations later, disaffected teenage boys in Gondor start LARPing as orcs to be edgy.
He wrote a chapter or two but abandoned it as “too depressing”.
No, really. Absolutely true— tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_New...
He wrote a chapter or two but abandoned it as “too depressing”.
No, really. Absolutely true— tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_New...
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
True Story: JRR Tolkien plotted a sequel to Lord Of The Rings where a couple generations later, disaffected teenage boys in Gondor start LARPing as orcs to be edgy.
He wrote a chapter or two but abandoned it as “too depressing”.
No, really. Absolutely true— tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_New...
He wrote a chapter or two but abandoned it as “too depressing”.
No, really. Absolutely true— tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_New...
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![Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.la... •22d working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Patrick Cosmos
@veryimportant.lawyer
"I'm strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm" of course you do. You're twelve. "I don't want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal" hell yeah homie you're twelve. "Maybe if there's crime we should just send the army" bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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