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@pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social

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𝕿H𝕺𝕿 crimes + pretty shitposts 🩰 BFA in creative writing [ask me to prove it + i’ll doxx myself no questions asked] phishing for compliments 👇🏻 enter your SSN + something flattering below

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · Nov 15

the blood panel came back normal so it’s either my all-energy-drink diet or i really do have an attitude problem

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 13h

oh sorry i thought the thing doubling my image + bending beams of unsourced light directly into my retina was reality. wym it’s only a closet? chloe you trick ass slut wtf

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14h

"A mirror can make a room look bigger.." yeah, if you're a total dumbass

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 13h

yay! me cuz im lazy

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 13h

my slutty R.L. Stein

girl wearing glasses with fake moles fake black eyebrows in short black wig

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

thank yu

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

reductress followed me on twitter for 1 year in like 2011 + that early success really set my life on a dark path. then they unfollowed me for being not good

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

if only we could pay to do that. instead they’re like “other people paid us to obscure useful things from yu so here’s one page of stuff trending with bot farms + on page 2 it’s the same things yu’ve already seen”

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Jerry Lundegaard @jerry-lundegaard.bsky.social · 1d

I've radicalized my HVAC technician

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

you used to be able to look up a hashtag on instagram + see the most recent posts with that hashtag

now it’s just some fuckshit zuckerbAI mansplaining lowbrow art to me

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

No, I wont be joining you on massivedong

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

there’s no sugar. sugar is a chemical so it’s not in natural peanut butter . ask any mom who used to do heroin in the 90s

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

my brain freudian slipped losers into writers which means my brain is my first bully. ever

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

here’s the thing it’s IN THR INSTRUCTIONS on the back of KRAFT SMOOTH NATURALS yes it is
they say store it upside down in the fridge. no…she can read + it WORKS?? O gawd

its like “sorry i killed 2 MEN + 1 teenager + plan to do it AGIN unfollow me then i

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

exactly. like oedipus

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

they let oedipus grow up + everything. sometimes it takes 20 years or w/e. the scope of my greek mythology knowledge is ONLY oedipus tho. i think: what happened in oedipus or wwod

i know his incest daughter ANTIGONE did stuff too but she wasn’t a SICK FREAK like her dad