this is every Guy Ritchie film

god damn

Welp, looks like we're going back to ball-mice in the SCIF. Either that or everyone works in an anechoic chamber. www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...

Oxo good grips broadsword

Star Trek's "Darmok" except you're just spouting off internet adages like yu-gi-oh trap cards

"So you hate waffles?"
"Crabs in a bucket"
"Nazi bar"
"Tar pit"
"I am very smart"
"Lowtax speedrun"

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

each province did their own, and then the federal government came in with the Trans Canada Highway and that gets additional funding and a list of requirements that prioritize not having to stop / intersections

some towns are at risk of having a bypass built, because they added too many impediments

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is the year 20,122. The Known Universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV, my father.

this is basically the aim of every AI company

my buddy keith called this look "Severance Snape"

SYMB337.BMF

Customer: NICKNAME
DMV: COULD HAVE SEXUAL CONNOTATION

Verdict: ACCEPTED

Now this is Content

gm
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Things are bad but they made a game about Star Trek Voyager that looks like a cross between Stellaris and Xcom so things have never been better

CHOTINER: so, you'd never heard of me until recently

ME: correct

CHOTINER: but you felt you you could do one of these

ME: yeah how hard could it be

CHOTINER: im glad we had this talk

ME: me too

Deux Ex Remastered announced (Aspyr), out Feb 5

Sonic fights Skib-

nvm man I'm not writing this news post just watch

#sonicnews or whatever

Thirty-two years ago today, Myst was released.
Happy Birthday, little guy!
🎂

*whistles in hindsight* maybe it's a good thing I did not get that Ruby on Rails job