Unsweetened Caroline
@redmenace.bsky.social
Just a person who loves horror, comics, weird TV and movies, and who can make a compelling case for professional wrestling being the Shakespearean street theater of our time.
Spends way too much time knitting, sewing, and crafting weird things.
She/her
Spends way too much time knitting, sewing, and crafting weird things.
She/her
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My wife ordered some Frog and Toad stickers from Etsy and they’re all pretty much what you’d expect until
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My wife ordered some Frog and Toad stickers from Etsy and they’re all pretty much what you’d expect until
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A Christmas Carol is a story about how children suffer and die from treatable illnesses because the wealthy choose to keep them in poverty.
It also correctly notes that the only thing a rich bastard fears is the inevitably of death.
It even has Muppets in it. Truly Dickens' most timeless work.
It also correctly notes that the only thing a rich bastard fears is the inevitably of death.
It even has Muppets in it. Truly Dickens' most timeless work.
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A Christmas Carol is a story about how children suffer and die from treatable illnesses because the wealthy choose to keep them in poverty.
It also correctly notes that the only thing a rich bastard fears is the inevitably of death.
It even has Muppets in it. Truly Dickens' most timeless work.
It also correctly notes that the only thing a rich bastard fears is the inevitably of death.
It even has Muppets in it. Truly Dickens' most timeless work.
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Your daily fortune:
Ask not for whom the black tentacles rise from the deep dark sea, they rise for thee.
Ask not for whom the black tentacles rise from the deep dark sea, they rise for thee.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Your daily fortune:
Ask not for whom the black tentacles rise from the deep dark sea, they rise for thee.
Ask not for whom the black tentacles rise from the deep dark sea, they rise for thee.
It’s been a tough year, and now @therealjoebob123.bsky.social and @thelastdrivein.bsky.social are making me cry like a goddamn baby. But hey, it’s cathartic! #TheLastDriveIn #LastDriveIn #MutantFam
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s been a tough year, and now @therealjoebob123.bsky.social and @thelastdrivein.bsky.social are making me cry like a goddamn baby. But hey, it’s cathartic! #TheLastDriveIn #LastDriveIn #MutantFam
I will fist fight the moon.
December 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I will fist fight the moon.
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
You should get accolades and presents for not shanking annoying people sitting near you at the movie theater.
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You should get accolades and presents for not shanking annoying people sitting near you at the movie theater.
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This is your occasional reminder that, if you like Neil Gaiman's stuff, but can't bring yourself to like it anymore for justifiable reasons, Tanith Lee is the author he is credibly accused of extensively cribbing from, and her work is on Audible, and AMAZING.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is your occasional reminder that, if you like Neil Gaiman's stuff, but can't bring yourself to like it anymore for justifiable reasons, Tanith Lee is the author he is credibly accused of extensively cribbing from, and her work is on Audible, and AMAZING.
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
Rise in the morning and eat the sun.
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Rise in the morning and eat the sun.
Absolute twatage.
Louisiana’s hunting and wildlife authority is one of more than 1,000 state and local agencies that have partnered with US immigration authorities this year alone. www.wired.com/story/story/...
The Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries Is Detaining People for ICE
Louisiana’s hunting and wildlife authority is one of more than 1,000 state and local agencies that have partnered with US immigration authorities this year alone.
www.wired.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Absolute twatage.
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ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
So… who else never knew that the Foo Fighters helped contribute to hundreds of thousands of deaths through science denialism…?
The longer version starts with Christine Maggiore, who was diagnosed HIV+ in 1992.
In 1994, she encountered Peter Duesberg, UC Berkeley professor of virology who convinced her that HIV is a harmless passenger virus and AIDS is actually caused by party drugs or antiviral treatments.
In 1994, she encountered Peter Duesberg, UC Berkeley professor of virology who convinced her that HIV is a harmless passenger virus and AIDS is actually caused by party drugs or antiviral treatments.
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
So… who else never knew that the Foo Fighters helped contribute to hundreds of thousands of deaths through science denialism…?
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My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
Let’s be honest, you can probably find tastier coffee somewhere else anyway.
Starbucks employees escalated their strike on Black Friday, expanding to 120 stores and 85 cities.
Their CEO took home $96 million while refusing to negotiate a living wage for workers.
Boycott Starbucks. Stand with the employees.
Support local independent coffee shops:
Their CEO took home $96 million while refusing to negotiate a living wage for workers.
Boycott Starbucks. Stand with the employees.
Support local independent coffee shops:
Starbucks workers' union escalates strike on Black Friday
() -The Starbucks workers' union said on Friday it is escalating an indefinite strike to more than 120 stores and 85 cities, demanding higher pay and staffing levels at the coffee chain. The walkout,...
www.yahoo.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Let’s be honest, you can probably find tastier coffee somewhere else anyway.
The truest thing I’ve ever read.
"Each of my parking spots is precisely three inches longer and two inches narrower than the average parking spot. The designers say it is to save money and be economically friendly, but I know the truth: my only goal is to fuck you up."
I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
My game begins at once: a team of crack architects and city planners conspire to bring me to your city. People rejoice, and so do I, for the game i...
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The truest thing I’ve ever read.
Y’all, this book is going to be BEAUTIFUL, jump on the Kickstarter if you can!
There is a chapter devoted to Art Nouveau in my How To Draw 2026 book on Kickstarter. Less than 48 hours left to pledge for a copy! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ter...
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Y’all, this book is going to be BEAUTIFUL, jump on the Kickstarter if you can!
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LISTEN UP!
December 1 is Monday.
This means I only have another 6 days to get an advent calendar to you.. Those days include Thanksgiving and a Sunday.
I will be doing a post office drop tomorrow! This is your last chance. I can't guarantee it'll get there by Monday, but it could!
SquidFacts.net
December 1 is Monday.
This means I only have another 6 days to get an advent calendar to you.. Those days include Thanksgiving and a Sunday.
I will be doing a post office drop tomorrow! This is your last chance. I can't guarantee it'll get there by Monday, but it could!
SquidFacts.net
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
LISTEN UP!
December 1 is Monday.
This means I only have another 6 days to get an advent calendar to you.. Those days include Thanksgiving and a Sunday.
I will be doing a post office drop tomorrow! This is your last chance. I can't guarantee it'll get there by Monday, but it could!
SquidFacts.net
December 1 is Monday.
This means I only have another 6 days to get an advent calendar to you.. Those days include Thanksgiving and a Sunday.
I will be doing a post office drop tomorrow! This is your last chance. I can't guarantee it'll get there by Monday, but it could!
SquidFacts.net
No lies detected. Signed, someone often surrounded by gay Southern weirdos.
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
No lies detected. Signed, someone often surrounded by gay Southern weirdos.
Yay!
Horror quietly took over the 2026 Oscars race:
1. SINNERS sits as a broad-spectrum near-lock
2. WEAPONS has a genuine acting shot
3. FRANKENSTEIN is breaking out from its craft base
This might be the broadest horror awards year in decades. Here’s how the odds look.
1. SINNERS sits as a broad-spectrum near-lock
2. WEAPONS has a genuine acting shot
3. FRANKENSTEIN is breaking out from its craft base
This might be the broadest horror awards year in decades. Here’s how the odds look.
The Year Oscar Went Horror: How Sinners, Weapons and Frankenstein are heading to the 2026 Oscars
This year’s horror race isn’t a wave but three separate paths: Sinners as the awards-season heavyweight, Weapons as the tension-driven craft play, and Frankenstein as the technical powerhouse now e…
whitlockandpope.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Yay!