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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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We must stop funding DHS.
January 24, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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we will greet them as liberators
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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i heard we're gonna resolve all contradictions and solve the problem of individual responsibility and representative democracy in the heart of empire tonight. yeah on bluesky. gonna solve it job done
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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medusa: i don't think this is working

me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little

medusa: we could just watch netflix

me: this has never happened before i swear
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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if i am killed by agents of the state please do not allow amanda gorman to write a poem about it
January 9, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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If you can't then you don't
handle me deserve me
at my: at my:
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Hand Drawn UIs (UNSC)
January 6, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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[january 3rd voice] god what a fucking year
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
why isn't anyone Being Real anymore
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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My father's final message
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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one major flaw in the jubilee format is that they fill the room full of subliterate mooncalfs
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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"Buckley's Mixture: It tastes awful. And it works."

Year: 1990

Ad For: Buckley’s Cough Syrup

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November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
having a night grill

listening to the sounds of my yard as I sit like a statue

the sound is many rats
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Your cards when you keep a two-land hand, then proceed to not draw lands:
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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disdain rocks it's like if hate was chill
January 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM