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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 8h

B52s over Mar-a-Lago

Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 8h

I actually do want the next president to appoint someone like Stephen Miller, except I want it to be Bill Kristol, and I want his monomaniacal obsession to be destroying Trump’s legacy and prosecuting everyone in the administration.

James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky... 8m
Everyone that helped us get here gets the damnatio memoriae treatment. Bulldoze it all.
Rename every school, airport, military base, ships, whatever. Drone strike confederate monuments in the dead of the night. Don't care. Just do it.

Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.b... •18m
You know what day should be a national holiday in 2029?
THE DAY OF THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL BULLDOZING OF THE PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP BALLROOM.

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 8h

Periodic reminder that this scheming half-wit Goebbels isn’t even a lawyer.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h

Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."

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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 19h

As a Libro.fm acolyte, it is my duty to inform you that audio that's purchased from your favorite indie bookseller sounds better and is also more emotionally fulfilling than the same audio purchased from a megacorp that's assisting the authoritarian federal regime.

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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 2d

Bay Area: this article is a fact sheet with information to contact various legal and advocacy groups local to the area if you have an encounter with ICE. Share this info far and wide.

COYOTE @coyotemedia.org · 2d

While this federal administration has been busy empowering ICE to become, essentially, an extrajudicial militia allowed to disappear people from our streets, the Bay has been organizing. We will not be beaten down.

What We Can Do About ICE

ICE is in the Bay Area. And yes, we can all do something about it.

www.coyotemedia.org

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Royalty @royalty.bsky.social · 14h

Headshot for Crown!

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 8h

He desperately wants an ICE officer to shoot someone so we can enter the Cool Zone like he’s dreamed since childhood

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h

Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."

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Gen @gentrigger.com · 9h

SAY IT WITH A SMILE

#Lancerrpg mech #commission for @thelittlemako.bsky.social!

Pixel art sprite of a green mech beside its pilot. The green mech "Say it with a smile" is a bipedal machine holding a gray laser rifle with a hefty scope. It has 2 tube launchers behind its shoulders and its limbs are made of machinery covered by a mesh like a skin.

The pilot, Casper "Jukebox" Rees, is a young woman with short light brown hair, a mischievous smile, and a green jumpsuit. She's holding up a peace sign gesture, the same as her mech.

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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 8h

"Jesus would've skipped Easter for you" is such a solid fucking burn though

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 13h

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Andréa, Wings of Dawn 🪽 @konkondragon.bsky.social · 13h

grawr

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grawr?

grawr.

grawr

are you going to give me orders or what.

grawr

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 12h

I would never find the idea of a "girl failure" to be appealing. If anything I think all girls should be "girl successes"

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 9h

I once suggested Kill la Kill to a friend and she was like, "I didn't like it cause it was too sexual" and I no shit went, "no it's not?" because KlK hit a cache overflow in my horny rating tracker and rolled around to zero

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call me Serica 🥟🍉 @robotenjoyer5000.bsky.social · 8h

“To date me, you have to topple my 7 ex-empires”

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 8h

REINCARNATED INTO A VAST, LONELY UNIVERSE is an isekai about being reborn into a universe where FTL travel is cheap, easy, and ludicrously, impossibly fast - once you break the limit, you can just keep going up. Because space is infinite, and human populations is impossibly small, you are alone.

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Negan 💗🤖 @neganjokes.bsky.social · 15h

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A singular 14,5x114mm bullet @jejreal.protogen.club · 8h

>tech billionare builds roko's basilisk
>it automatically kills itself because earth is fucked

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urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 22h

I honestly miss posting about fun and ridiculous things, but with the news lately, I feel like Captain America from that one "Texts from Superheroes" comic. 😠

I've also been cutting back on bottomless brunch, which means no more dedicated 2-4 hours of inebriated weekend shit posting, sorry. 💖

Mockup of a text message exchange between Iron Man and Captain America by Texts from Superheroes.

Captain America: What happened while I was frozen?

Iron Man: A lot. Be more specific.

Captain America: At what point did people start thinking it's not okay to punch Nazis?

Iron Man: Well, it's complex. What if the Nazi is just tweeting their free speech? What if it's a protest? What if it's a government employee?

Captain America: Punch them. Punch every Nazi, hypothetical and literal, fiction and non fiction, every day of the week.

Iron Man: That's not what heroes do.

Captain America: WHAT WENT WRONG WITH SOCIETY WHILE I WAS FROZEN!? Was it Facebook?

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Laika L. Gagarin the Birthday Pupper! @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 8h

Tony Stark would 100% be the guy to develop Gen AI and then get pissed off at himself for doing it when someone deepfakes him saying Hydra was cool or something.

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call me Serica 🥟🍉 @robotenjoyer5000.bsky.social · 1d

Happy 80th #UnitedNationsDay #UNDay !!! Never stop fighting for the Democratic and Humanitarian Mission 🇺🇳🥰🫡🔥

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bitey betty 🏳️‍⚧️🪲 @bettythebug.bsky.social · 1d

chat we can't puppy play because they refuse to puppy pay us fair wages with fair hours

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🔒hierophant oizys, fell omen🔒 @chunkerror.bsky.social · 1d

an old rollercoaster tycoon screenshot where a list of guests are all thinking "i want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE"

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ashley.tomgirl @ashley.kindgirls.online · 2d

dr. halsey (derogatory) continues to haunt the narrative

femme master chief (jane 117) suspended by several hardlight rings in the air by cortana on a grey background, cortana is running her finger along the rim of her spartans helmet and looking down into her visor.

(image text reads):"ohh... your problems arent your fault jane, halsey put them in your head on purpose years ago,and now *i* am going to make sure everything is ok by helping MY spartan with them~"

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spookillumi @illumi.meme · 9d

If you’re new to Bluesky, the only thing you need to know is that we go by prison rules so you have to go find the biggest account that you can and kill them to gain respect

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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 2d

It's Science.

star trek deep space nine fan art illustration of Jadzia Dax. Her arms are crossed in front of her, she looks annoyed. To the right, the colorful text says "trans people existing does nothing negative to your life you cry baby bitch."

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Ariel Slamet Ries @arielries.bsky.social · 1d

luigi walks alone in the rain. "I'm such an idiot... mario would never do something so stupid as falling for the enemy. i gotta be strong. and tough. just like..." luigi catches his reflection in a puddle. "mario... would be..." he's haunted by voices from the past. "just a reflection. " "living in mario's shadow." luigi frowns and is filled with determination. "no. that's not me."

bowser sitting sadly at his throne. a knock at his castle doors. he wrenches them open to see luigi. "bowser--" bowser interrupts him. "luigi? you dare show your face here after what you said? forget it." he tries to slam the doors shut, but luigi holds them open. "bowser, wait, please! I'm sorry!"

luigi speaks to bowser, impassioned: "I've spent my entire life trying to be like my brother--but if i keep doing that I'll only be remembered as green mario. and I'm more than that. I am my own person. i am... luigi." bowser scoffs. "oh yeah? and who is luigi?" luigi pulls bowser into an embrace. "he is in love."

we jump forward. bowser, who has once again imprisoned princess peach, is accosted by mario and luigi. mario shouts "bowser! this is the last time you'll kidnap the princess!" luigi says "don't worry peach, we're here to save you!" bowser booms back "aha! if it isn't my old nemesis! luigi? and uh, the red guy." luigi blushes, rubbing the back of his head. mario is baffled.

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