Roxie Flo
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Roxie Flo
@roxieflo.bsky.social
I came in on a rocket ship 🦋🏳️‍🌈
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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TRANS LIVES MATTER 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 🌈🌈🌈 ❤️💚💛💚💜💙 ✊ ✨ 💖 🌈 🔥 🌈 💪🏽 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 💜💙💚💛💜💙💕 💫 ✨ 🎉 🌟✨🥰 🙌🏽
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Bobby Hillzzler
There are cathedrals everywhere
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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After eight years of training, Dr. Maureen McKiernan had 90 minutes to get a beating heart inside a 6-month-old infant. It was her first heart transplant as the lead surgeon and her first ever in an infant. Here's a look at the steps in the milestone operation.
90 Minutes to Give Baby Luna a New Heart
After eight years of training, Dr. Maureen McKiernan made her debut as the lead surgeon on an infant heart transplant — an operation on the edge of what’s possible.
nyti.ms
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Happy New Year to the happy couple!
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Trump: Ain't he a grumpy old fuck?
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:

RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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TEETH IS INNOCENT
September 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Brazilian jujitsu, perhaps they should be calling it American Jujitsu. What do you think, Dana? Or Trumpjitsu maybe. Maybe we will
August 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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TRUMP: (having just “survived” a staged attack by a suspiciously thick-necked vagrant on his show patrol of DC) He was horrible, disgusting. Big guy. Tattoo of a three on his arm, perhaps the number of times he voted illegally for Obama. Thankfully I have good genes and know (pursed lips) ju-jitsu
August 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Colour matching with a smart little parrot 🥰😇 #bluesky
July 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s
July 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
L O fucking L
July 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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gen z can make fun of me all they want but this millenerino aged out of the heckin draft
June 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Zoe Saldaña says her Oscar statue is “trans” and “goes by they/them” pronouns:

“We have it in my office and my Oscar is gender fluid.”
June 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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May 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Lmfao so true bestie
May 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Literally changed my life
2 years ago today, Kylie Minogue released “Padam Padam.”
May 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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This is getting fewer headlines than it should. After coming to power promising to help working people, the president is revealing his real priorities by actively making it easier for banks to rip people off.
The CFPB Has Been Gutted
The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau terminated the positions of 1,406 employees at the congressionally mandated agency.
www.wired.com
April 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Chappell Roan reveals her holy trinity of gay music videos for Gaydar:

1. Alejandro
2. She Wolf
3. Beautiful Liar
April 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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The old woman began a slow clap. "Bravo for once again not listening to me about the clams."
April 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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"Law and order" in the Trump era: if you bow down to the head of the U.S. government, he may help you - whether you're awaiting trial for sex crimes in Europe or doing time in the USA for physically assaulting police.
February 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM