New Year, Same Hammer (Rusted)
@rustyhammer.bsky.social
Distracted.
Elder Millennial he/him
Humor, Sci-fi, General Goings-on...
[pfp: White guy in dark sweater laying prone on a beach with a white orb menacingly/oppressively laying on his back]
Elder Millennial he/him
Humor, Sci-fi, General Goings-on...
[pfp: White guy in dark sweater laying prone on a beach with a white orb menacingly/oppressively laying on his back]
Skinemax II: The Sad Fappening
Welp.....Netflix and chill with a special friend is about to get even more interesting.
Also now even the incels can talk about their Netflix and chill night.
Also now even the incels can talk about their Netflix and chill night.
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Skinemax II: The Sad Fappening
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Conservatives may want to rethink this.
California *was* an open carry state until the Black Panthers carried rifles & shotguns into the state capitol in 1967 in protest. The Mulford Act was rushed through the legislature and Gov. Ronald Reagan signed it immediately.
Beware of what you ask for.
California *was* an open carry state until the Black Panthers carried rifles & shotguns into the state capitol in 1967 in protest. The Mulford Act was rushed through the legislature and Gov. Ronald Reagan signed it immediately.
Beware of what you ask for.
Appeals court led by Trump appointee clears the way for open gun carry in California. Via Reuters
California ban on openly carrying guns is unconstitutional, court rules
A U.S. appeals court on Friday ruled that California's ban on openly carrying firearms in most parts of the state was unconstitutional.
www.reuters.com
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Conservatives may want to rethink this.
California *was* an open carry state until the Black Panthers carried rifles & shotguns into the state capitol in 1967 in protest. The Mulford Act was rushed through the legislature and Gov. Ronald Reagan signed it immediately.
Beware of what you ask for.
California *was* an open carry state until the Black Panthers carried rifles & shotguns into the state capitol in 1967 in protest. The Mulford Act was rushed through the legislature and Gov. Ronald Reagan signed it immediately.
Beware of what you ask for.
ok that's pretty funny...
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‘Stranger Things’ finale grossed over $25M at the box office 💰
• Theaters keep all the revenue
• Netflix gets nothing due to the lack of guild clearances
(via Deadline)
• Theaters keep all the revenue
• Netflix gets nothing due to the lack of guild clearances
(via Deadline)
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
ok that's pretty funny...
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what the actual fuck
The Trump administration is shutting NASA's Goddard library down today and things will be archived in a warehouse or "thrown away."
Much of this material is literally irreplaceable.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/c...
Much of this material is literally irreplaceable.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/c...
NASA’s Largest Library Is Closing Amid Staff and Lab Cuts
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
what the actual fuck
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Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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👏SOMEONE 👏TELL👏THOSE👏FOUR 👏CALLING👏BIRDS👏THEIR👏FEATHERED👏ASSES👏COULDA👏JUST👏TEXTED👏I👏DON'T👏NEED👏TEN👏MINUTES👏OF👏SQUAWKIN'👏ON👏MY👏DAMN👏VOICEMAIL👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏
December 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
👏SOMEONE 👏TELL👏THOSE👏FOUR 👏CALLING👏BIRDS👏THEIR👏FEATHERED👏ASSES👏COULDA👏JUST👏TEXTED👏I👏DON'T👏NEED👏TEN👏MINUTES👏OF👏SQUAWKIN'👏ON👏MY👏DAMN👏VOICEMAIL👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏
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An award-winning Connecticut pizzeria continues to be in expansion mode, with a location now in the works for the South Shore. on.nbcboston.com/qniRqg9
Sally's Apizza opening new location on South Shore
[This story first appeared on Boston Restaurant Talk.] An award-winning Connecticut pizzeria continues to be in expansion mode, with a location now in the works for the South Shore. According to a page within the website for the business, Sally’s Apizza is planning to open in an as-of-yet undisclosed location in Weymouth, with the page saying that it is one…
on.nbcboston.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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More Free-roaming Corruption out in the open for everyone to see….
Because they're grandfathered in under an old law, former Illinois House Speaker Michael Madigan and ex-Ald. Edward Burke can collectively pocket nearly $4 million and use it for virtually anything they want, so long as they pay income taxes.
These two crooks can still convert millions from their campaign funds into personal use if they want
chicago.suntimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
More Free-roaming Corruption out in the open for everyone to see….
Refusing to eat my lima beans because photosynthesis led to aerobic metabolism which led to THIS *gestures at everything*
Oxygen feels essential to life.
But when it first spread across Earth, it nearly wiped life out.
For billions of years, organisms survived without it... until a slow chemical shift rewrote the rules.
Oxygen didn’t start life.
It almost ended it.
🧪 #SciComm
buff.ly/pn0A04F
But when it first spread across Earth, it nearly wiped life out.
For billions of years, organisms survived without it... until a slow chemical shift rewrote the rules.
Oxygen didn’t start life.
It almost ended it.
🧪 #SciComm
buff.ly/pn0A04F
That Time Oxygen Almost Killed Everything (And Made Us Possible)
How life survived a planet-changing chemical shift billions of years ago
medium.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Refusing to eat my lima beans because photosynthesis led to aerobic metabolism which led to THIS *gestures at everything*
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James Talarico has been doing something really interesting: Preaching the actual teachings of Jesus and showcasing how Christian Nationalism distorts and contradicts the core tenets of Christianity. It’s a worthy, important endeavor I don’t see many politicians willing to do.
What would Jesus do if he visited the United States Senate?
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
James Talarico has been doing something really interesting: Preaching the actual teachings of Jesus and showcasing how Christian Nationalism distorts and contradicts the core tenets of Christianity. It’s a worthy, important endeavor I don’t see many politicians willing to do.
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The Lincolns have brought the coffin
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Lincolns have brought the coffin
👀
okaay something is goin down soon….
okaay something is goin down soon….
Breaking News: Rep. Elise Stefanik of New York said she would leave Congress at the end of her term, and suspended her campaign for governor.
Elise Stefanik Drops Out of N.Y. Governor’s Race and Will Leave Congress
Ms. Stefanik, a Republican congresswoman and staunch ally of President Trump, abruptly ended her bid to unseat Gov. Kathy Hochul and said she would not seek another House term.
nyti.ms
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
👀
okaay something is goin down soon….
okaay something is goin down soon….
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"The garage?
Hey, fellas, the garage.
Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. French man."
"What do you call it?"
"A car hole."
Hey, fellas, the garage.
Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. French man."
"What do you call it?"
"A car hole."
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"The garage?
Hey, fellas, the garage.
Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. French man."
"What do you call it?"
"A car hole."
Hey, fellas, the garage.
Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. French man."
"What do you call it?"
"A car hole."
The smallest and saddest of men
Kennedy Center to be renamed 'Trump-Kennedy Center,' White House says
Kennedy Center to be renamed 'Trump-Kennedy Center,' White House says
The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts will be renamed the "Trump-Kennedy Center," White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said.
cnb.cx
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The smallest and saddest of men
Ha!
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons
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December 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Ha!
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NEW: The most symbolic thing ever just happened in Guaíba, Brazil.
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
NEW: The most symbolic thing ever just happened in Guaíba, Brazil.
RIP Meathead, damn....
December 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
RIP Meathead, damn....
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What will historians write about this in 100 years? How would the world be different if this had gone in Gore's favor? We will never know.
25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
December 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
What will historians write about this in 100 years? How would the world be different if this had gone in Gore's favor? We will never know.
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Pretty soon anyone with more than 3 spices in their kitchen is gonna get deported
December 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Pretty soon anyone with more than 3 spices in their kitchen is gonna get deported
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I like my neighbors
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I like my neighbors
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lmaoooo
but also fuck you Noem
but also fuck you Noem
Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported?
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
lmaoooo
but also fuck you Noem
but also fuck you Noem
Since nobody ever* finishes all 4 verses. Mass is in for a huge budget surplus....
*I'm know there's some people** that have sang the whole dang thing
**nerds
*I'm know there's some people** that have sang the whole dang thing
**nerds
In Massachusetts, you can be fined $100 for starting the National Anthem and not finishing it.
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December 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Since nobody ever* finishes all 4 verses. Mass is in for a huge budget surplus....
*I'm know there's some people** that have sang the whole dang thing
**nerds
*I'm know there's some people** that have sang the whole dang thing
**nerds
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”