Rachel W. Martin
@rwmartin.bsky.social
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Biophysical chemist, NMR spectroscopist, vision researcher, plant enthusiast, enzyme hunter. I stage tiny, elaborately choreographed musicals starring nuclear spins. Lab website: probemonkey.com
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Rosie the Ribbiter

Thank you for you attention to this matter.
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Wow, these are so elegant.
wingsndnsilver.bsky.social
All right, they're not public on the site yet because I haven't had a chance to write the descriptions, but the two new pairs of Goth-y loop earrings are complete.
rwmartin.bsky.social
Oh yeah, fair. That's not a great plan, but it does happen.
rwmartin.bsky.social
I always wonder how these situations arise.

Sir, if you can't stand kids, how did you even get into a serious relationship with a woman who takes care of her many grandchildren every weekend?
rwmartin.bsky.social
Ours have never won any medals, but they have worn party hats and been dressed up as Star Wars droids for Halloween.
rwmartin.bsky.social
I understand that Canadian superhogs are probably not great for our ecosystems, but they sound *awesome*.
sharonk.bsky.social
here is the current tactical map of where feral swine populations have consolidated

the major worry is if the Canadian superhogs end up making their way down south and breeding with the American hogs
feral swing/hog map, USDA 2022
rwmartin.bsky.social
My lab has … 4? 5? We make all kinds of useful stuff. Without anyone pushing it on us.
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Sal was technically named after the extremely cheerful proprietor emeritus of the Italian bakery near my apartment, but his seldom-used wallet name was Sal Manosis.

Human Sal would ask after his god-lizard frequently, it was very wholesome.
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Right? Who looks at a smiling baby lizard and comes up with that? What a miserable ass.
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I bought a leopard gecko (RIP Sal) when I was 20-ish and a rude old guy in the pet store gave me a lecture about how “girls” shouldn’t have reptiles and I would get “salmanosis.” He came over from across the store to say this while I was picking one out.
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I'm still pretty sure my next reptile will be a gecko, but these guys have adorable little faces.
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Do they like to have friends? Like, if you just had one would it be lonely? I've never kept these.
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I swear this sentence made sense in my head.
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I joined!

When you have a chance, could you make my monkey small enough to use?
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I am sorry to hear that. :-(
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I'm already Like This. I think the damage is done.
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Ohh, this is news to me. I'll check it out.
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Grave of the Fireflies. I am not fucking going on Threads.
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I absolutely loved it and I am never watching it again.
rwmartin.bsky.social
But the literature prize is still coming up!
rwmartin.bsky.social
Mine is evenly split between yelling about people who did/did not get Nobel Prizes and discussing how pigs would eat you. I’m not mad about it.