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Ryan McCrab
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26 years ago today I beat the Mariner moose at a weight lifting competition on Alex Rodriguez's 21st birthday.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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imagine putting this money into a new deal 2.0 and fixing roads and bridges, providing housing and healthcare to everyone, and streamlining immigration processes
ICE’s pending $30 billion budget exceeds the military spending of nearly every country, including Canada, Brazil, Mexico, and Iran.

ICE + CBP funding for 2026 would total $66 billion, higher than all but 7 militaries worldwide.
After a string of ICE murders, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries proposed reforms — and $11 billion more for ICE.

Including reconciliation bill funding, the Schumer-Jeffries plan would give ICE a $30 billion budget, higher than all but 15 militaries worldwide:
www.stephensemler.com/p/democratic...
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Damn right! Thats my cousin on the Olympic team protecting her health and the people around her!!!!

She has been open about her struggles the last 2 years with chronic fatigue, celiac, and Hashimotos and it's so great seeing her out there in a mask!

fasterskier.com/2025/12/novi...
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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this is a phenomenal quote
“I imagine if this was a homeless shelter or a mental health center, you would find a way to stop it. You would pull out all the stops."

www.welcometohellworld.com/a-surprise-z...
February 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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my guy was back out there doin Good Work with a broken rib from his previous encounter.
name a fucking high school after him.
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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A lot of people are going to claim that they are against fascism without ever considering that they support all the cultural conditions that would bring about fascism.
i feel for all the radical centrists out there now confronting the fact that their ideology was the one built in a bubble and formed by groupthink. with enough exposure to facts and logic they will, some day god willing, catch up to the left
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
"AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage"
Fixed it
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO

this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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I retweet this every damn time I see it
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
First thing I did when I got my driver's license was go to a Borders and get a collection of Get Fuzzy
why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Other things that do more harm than good when you don't count the number of lives they save:

- air bags (messy)
- traffic lights (expensive)
- bridge inspections (boring)
- carbon monoxide alarms (battery low beep so annoying)
January 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Merry Pittmass to all who celebrate
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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please do not bring your phone to a protest
New: we've obtained material explaining how an ICE surveillance system, called Webloc, works. Draw shape on a map, see all phones available there, follow them home. All without warrant

“This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...
Inside ICE’s Tool to Monitor Phones in Entire Neighborhoods
404 Media has obtained material that explains how Tangles and Webloc, two surveillance systems ICE recently purchased, work. Webloc can track phones without a warrant and follow their owners home or t...
www.404media.co
January 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Nice acquaintance. Auld?
December 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Want to know something? They actually do know. Autofocus in modern cameras usually uses infrared light bursts, which your pets can see. To them it’s like a flash of light, and it startles them.
I’ve seen enough. I’m calling it. The cat understands when you’re taking pictures of her and she doesn’t like it
December 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Frankie Munoz looks like american Peter Serafinowicz
December 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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When they ask me what radicalized me
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
In the middle of Arstreet
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My favorite little guys
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Highly curated small batch video store? This is damn good.
Letterboxd Video Store is open 💥

Start renting now: boxd.it/dJS
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM