Hieronymous Borscht
@secretlentil.bsky.social
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panoramish shot (I caught maybe 93% of it) of my micro-mini-boutique in my artist studio warehouse. From yesterday's open studio, which was LOVELY but now I'd like to sleep for three days please.
I just saw "Sly Stallone" auto-captioned as "Sliced Alone."
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I just saw "Sly Stallone" auto-captioned as "Sliced Alone."
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
panoramish shot (I caught maybe 93% of it) of my micro-mini-boutique in my artist studio warehouse. From yesterday's open studio, which was LOVELY but now I'd like to sleep for three days please.
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
panoramish shot (I caught maybe 93% of it) of my micro-mini-boutique in my artist studio warehouse. From yesterday's open studio, which was LOVELY but now I'd like to sleep for three days please.
I asked M. if there was something nicer he wanted to say before I went to bed other than telling me that his foot looks so old and weird that it looks animatronic so he had his foot say "I love you" to me.
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I asked M. if there was something nicer he wanted to say before I went to bed other than telling me that his foot looks so old and weird that it looks animatronic so he had his foot say "I love you" to me.
It's the day before my open studio.
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's the day before my open studio.
advent calendar of nickel-sized baby turtles who say hello to me
advent calendar of crinkle cut French fries (1 per day)
advent calendar of unaccomplished new year's resolutions
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
advent calendar of nickel-sized baby turtles who say hello to me
Setting up for Saturday's open studio, featuring "(I'm Not Dead But Sometimes) I Don't Feel So Good."
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Setting up for Saturday's open studio, featuring "(I'm Not Dead But Sometimes) I Don't Feel So Good."
I could have chosen clamming, junking or selling blood for self-employment, but not artist. 👀
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I could have chosen clamming, junking or selling blood for self-employment, but not artist. 👀
I'm old, self-employed, don't have kids, DO have ADHD — and my most reliable source of dopamine is a snow day. I'd already planned on working at home today but now it's snowing, roads are a mess, so my brain declares SNOW DAY!
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm old, self-employed, don't have kids, DO have ADHD — and my most reliable source of dopamine is a snow day. I'd already planned on working at home today but now it's snowing, roads are a mess, so my brain declares SNOW DAY!
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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timeline cleanse and blessings
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
timeline cleanse and blessings
Friends don't let friends use AI.
Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Friends don't let friends use AI.
I want to stay at the studio and do one more project so I'm gnawing on smoked gouda (I have no knife here) in between popping super stale peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets in my maw. It's remarkably delicious. Kind of an eating-while-camping vibe.
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I want to stay at the studio and do one more project so I'm gnawing on smoked gouda (I have no knife here) in between popping super stale peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets in my maw. It's remarkably delicious. Kind of an eating-while-camping vibe.
the not gonna eat until i have the perfect food from the perfect culture challenge
'let people enjoy things' applies extra when the things are dumplings
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
the not gonna eat until i have the perfect food from the perfect culture challenge
Well this is fascinating, and by that I mean 'will keep me awake worrying about even more now, great.'
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Well this is fascinating, and by that I mean 'will keep me awake worrying about even more now, great.'
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Yes.
Creating a kind of collective psychosis that probably mirrors some of the individual cases of “AI psychosis”
Creating a kind of collective psychosis that probably mirrors some of the individual cases of “AI psychosis”
one insidious thing about gen AI is it's not just causing us to mistrust dodgy images, it's also making us mistrust images that look perfectly normal. this is gaslighting in a very literal sense bc the technology is undermining the trust we have in our own ability to perceive reality!
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Yes.
Creating a kind of collective psychosis that probably mirrors some of the individual cases of “AI psychosis”
Creating a kind of collective psychosis that probably mirrors some of the individual cases of “AI psychosis”
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I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today
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a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Hello. My not-handmade-BUT-uniquely-hand-dyed other shop has everything at 50% off. I'm on my way to the studio to pack orders so if you grab something now it will be in a box to you this afternoon!
daldyeworks.etsy.com
daldyeworks.etsy.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Hello. My not-handmade-BUT-uniquely-hand-dyed other shop has everything at 50% off. I'm on my way to the studio to pack orders so if you grab something now it will be in a box to you this afternoon!
daldyeworks.etsy.com
daldyeworks.etsy.com
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Ani Difranco
Lyle Lovett
Pixies
Elvis Costello
The Who
This was before I became a free-jazz weirdo.
Ani Difranco
Lyle Lovett
Pixies
Elvis Costello
The Who
This was before I became a free-jazz weirdo.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Ani Difranco
Lyle Lovett
Pixies
Elvis Costello
The Who
This was before I became a free-jazz weirdo.
Ani Difranco
Lyle Lovett
Pixies
Elvis Costello
The Who
This was before I became a free-jazz weirdo.
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A hero walks among us.
"I sometimes feel like I need to milk a particular joke until its inevitable demise. I will do this no matter how many legal threats, actual threats, black vans with the Mattel logo on them, or severed Barbie heads are mailed to me. ...
"I sometimes feel like I need to milk a particular joke until its inevitable demise. I will do this no matter how many legal threats, actual threats, black vans with the Mattel logo on them, or severed Barbie heads are mailed to me. ...
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A hero walks among us.
"I sometimes feel like I need to milk a particular joke until its inevitable demise. I will do this no matter how many legal threats, actual threats, black vans with the Mattel logo on them, or severed Barbie heads are mailed to me. ...
"I sometimes feel like I need to milk a particular joke until its inevitable demise. I will do this no matter how many legal threats, actual threats, black vans with the Mattel logo on them, or severed Barbie heads are mailed to me. ...
My one leaving-the-house appointment got cancelled, so I have the thrill of getting out of something (even though I wanted to do it) AND I can stay home in my pajamas all day and sew things for next week's open studio.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My one leaving-the-house appointment got cancelled, so I have the thrill of getting out of something (even though I wanted to do it) AND I can stay home in my pajamas all day and sew things for next week's open studio.
I'd like to thank potatoes.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'd like to thank potatoes.
