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Liselle ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ
@sellybeth.bsky.social
Bathycolpian, alogotransophobic, theic and lachrymose but above all else, sesquipadalian.
She/her or sí/í for the Gaeilgeoirí
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧♾🖤🤍🐘💜
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C'mere #SpéirGorm and #SpéirGhorm, might anybody have any leads on a Dublin-based admin-y type job? Ideally with a charity or nonprofit but really anywhere that kind of makes the world a better place? #JobFairy
Christ, a'mighty, nobody other than the contestants comes off particularly well in this ANTM documentary.
February 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Barker: i think joyce carol oates is about to kill elon
Barker: you want in on this, mary?
Shelley: naw she's got this
February 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Karen Hoyland, 46, made the comment to explain why she likes things neat and tidy – but after being challenged by an actual OCD sufferer, has doubled down on her claims.
“I’m a bit OCD” claims woman who has to a bit avoid cracks in pavement or family will a bit die
A woman who has insisted she’s “a bit OCD” is - in fact - not. Karen Hoyland, 46, made the comment to explain why she likes things neat and tidy - but after being challenged by an actual OCD…
thedailytism.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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fire a complaint here - i refuse to let this crap seep into ireland

about.rte.ie/contact/comp...
February 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Watched the live stage show of Frozen t'other night and I still haven't picked my jaw up off the floor after this quick change scene. I can only assume literal witchcraft was involved.
February 15, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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Therapist stopped hitting on me long enough to tell me I’m a textbook narcissist.
February 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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To give you an idea of how deranged the UK has become about gender stuff, here's Enid Blyton - the absolute avatar of classic English conservatism and a huge fan of racist "gollywogs" - casually describing a gender non-conforming kid in the 1940s and having their friends be totally cool with it.
February 14, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Prepositions before nouns
Create an urú.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
A regular verb in the past tense
Gets a séimhiú.
February 14, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
A regular verb in the past tense
Gets a séimhiú.
February 14, 2026 at 8:47 AM
OK, @garygannontd.bsky.social obviously you need to be more diligent about fact checking, but honestly my first question when I read this was what the fuck are you still doing on twitter in the first place? You need to be better than this.
A forensic look on X suggests the wrongful claim about Alan Shatter and Jeffrey Epstein - subsequently shared by Gary Gannon TD, who has now paid damages - was first posted by a little-known ‘news outlet’ solely sharing ethnonationalist content

A vivid example of how disinformation gets to the top
February 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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oh my god is that… the sun? am I saying that right? suun. sôn. sün?
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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never seen a better clapback to "just playing devil's advocate," this made me screech
rather than play advocate, go meet your client in person to be sure you understand their concerns
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Oh no Dawson's dead! 😢
February 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Am still home-hunting but now also job-hunting on top of it. This is no fun so if you happen to know of something that might suit please let me know!

#SpéirGhorm #SpéirGorm #JobFairy
C'mere #SpéirGorm and #SpéirGhorm, might anybody have any leads on a Dublin-based admin-y type job? Ideally with a charity or nonprofit but really anywhere that kind of makes the world a better place? #JobFairy
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
This frankly magnificent comment is in response to David "Iona Gobshite" Quinn's desire to have the nuns involved in the Magdalene laundries portrayed sympathetically on film

#SpéirGhorm #SpéirGorm
Maybe like a Sister Act 3: Dún do Veil...
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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A reminder of one of the loveliest pairs of siblings in the dictionary: ‘muscle’ and ‘mouse’. To the Roman imagination, the flexed biceps of a (typically naked) athlete resembled a rodent scuttling under the skin. ‘Musculus’, in Latin, means ‘little mouse’.
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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Ireland is full of beautiful, talented, famous people. We deserve a better class of nepo baby.
Another media darling and insider coming out with the nastiest laziest “joke” he can make about a mass shooting of kids.
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only
February 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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👍✨All good!!✨👍
February 8, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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"Minus any chance of human interaction with real people who actually use the language"
February 7, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM