Oh, youse will like this.
I asked the barmaid for her number last night. Alas, she was married.
To the barman. 😂
(I was at my neighbour's birthday party with my Mammy lol)
I asked the barmaid for her number last night. Alas, she was married.
To the barman. 😂
(I was at my neighbour's birthday party with my Mammy lol)
October 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Oh, youse will like this.
I asked the barmaid for her number last night. Alas, she was married.
To the barman. 😂
(I was at my neighbour's birthday party with my Mammy lol)
I asked the barmaid for her number last night. Alas, she was married.
To the barman. 😂
(I was at my neighbour's birthday party with my Mammy lol)
Ahh going to Lourdes tomorrow! Can't get drunk or hoor about because people from church are gonna be there, as well as my priest lol
Never been to France, don't speak French... Any pointers for advice would be gratefully received, troops! 😘
Never been to France, don't speak French... Any pointers for advice would be gratefully received, troops! 😘
October 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Ahh going to Lourdes tomorrow! Can't get drunk or hoor about because people from church are gonna be there, as well as my priest lol
Never been to France, don't speak French... Any pointers for advice would be gratefully received, troops! 😘
Never been to France, don't speak French... Any pointers for advice would be gratefully received, troops! 😘
I've changed my mind, I need people to talk to me cos I'm going to Lourdes on My & I don't know any fucking French besides some numbers & a vague idea of whether certain words are feminine or masculine.
PLEASE, tell me useful phrases (with pronunciation, if possible) ❤️🙏🏻
PLEASE, tell me useful phrases (with pronunciation, if possible) ❤️🙏🏻
October 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I've changed my mind, I need people to talk to me cos I'm going to Lourdes on My & I don't know any fucking French besides some numbers & a vague idea of whether certain words are feminine or masculine.
PLEASE, tell me useful phrases (with pronunciation, if possible) ❤️🙏🏻
PLEASE, tell me useful phrases (with pronunciation, if possible) ❤️🙏🏻
No one talk to me, I have been and still am super horny for Mads Mikkelsen's Hannibal.
Basically, I redirected all my lust & obsession thing to a fictional character because otherwise I may have done a Very Bad & Questionable Decision (getting back in touch with an awesome shag who is a crap person)
Basically, I redirected all my lust & obsession thing to a fictional character because otherwise I may have done a Very Bad & Questionable Decision (getting back in touch with an awesome shag who is a crap person)
October 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
No one talk to me, I have been and still am super horny for Mads Mikkelsen's Hannibal.
Basically, I redirected all my lust & obsession thing to a fictional character because otherwise I may have done a Very Bad & Questionable Decision (getting back in touch with an awesome shag who is a crap person)
Basically, I redirected all my lust & obsession thing to a fictional character because otherwise I may have done a Very Bad & Questionable Decision (getting back in touch with an awesome shag who is a crap person)
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Starmer is a treasonous con artist. He needs to be removed and sent to The Hague.
In 2003, anti-war activists broke into RAF Fairford to stop US bombers heading to Iraq.
Keir Starmer defended their actions and said it was justified to prevent war crimes.
Now his government is banning Palestine Action for doing the same.
The Prime Minister is a hypocrite.
Keir Starmer defended their actions and said it was justified to prevent war crimes.
Now his government is banning Palestine Action for doing the same.
The Prime Minister is a hypocrite.
June 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Starmer is a treasonous con artist. He needs to be removed and sent to The Hague.
*Me last night*: wtf is that noise? At least they all seem to be in tune. This place doesn't have gig venues, no idea what concert I'm hearing.
*Me today*: Ohhh it was apparently the punk thing at Bellahouston Park last night, which I managed to hear nearly 10miles away.
Seriously. Nearly 10miles.
*Me today*: Ohhh it was apparently the punk thing at Bellahouston Park last night, which I managed to hear nearly 10miles away.
Seriously. Nearly 10miles.
June 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
*Me last night*: wtf is that noise? At least they all seem to be in tune. This place doesn't have gig venues, no idea what concert I'm hearing.
*Me today*: Ohhh it was apparently the punk thing at Bellahouston Park last night, which I managed to hear nearly 10miles away.
Seriously. Nearly 10miles.
*Me today*: Ohhh it was apparently the punk thing at Bellahouston Park last night, which I managed to hear nearly 10miles away.
Seriously. Nearly 10miles.
Ahh, an English fella on a TV advert just said 'loch' the proper way, with the throaty '-ch' at the end of it!
I'm well impressed.
I'm well impressed.
March 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Ahh, an English fella on a TV advert just said 'loch' the proper way, with the throaty '-ch' at the end of it!
I'm well impressed.
I'm well impressed.
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It's interesting to see news presenters saying that Starmer can't just ignore attacks on Twitter because they have real world effects, when for years they've been telling trans people, immigrants, Muslims etc. to do exactly that.
January 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It's interesting to see news presenters saying that Starmer can't just ignore attacks on Twitter because they have real world effects, when for years they've been telling trans people, immigrants, Muslims etc. to do exactly that.
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Fear not mentals, the NHS has an infinite supply of six week online courses in how not to be sad.
If you’re finding this winter tough, you’re not alone. The NHS is offering talking therapies to support your mental health.
Take the first step—visit their site to learn more and get connected to help.
Take the first step—visit their site to learn more and get connected to help.
NHS talking therapies for anxiety and depression
How to access free psychological therapies (talking therapies) like cognitive behavioural therapy (CBT), counselling and guided self-help on the NHS.
www.nhs.uk
January 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Fear not mentals, the NHS has an infinite supply of six week online courses in how not to be sad.
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#Tumblr deactivated my account, with its 3 shitty blogs. No idea why. Probably a mistake. I've challenged it. Possibly offended them in my message, which won't make them more likely to fix the issue but whatever.
And naturally, this is when I feel I MUST go on Tumblr, after neglecting it for ages 😅
And naturally, this is when I feel I MUST go on Tumblr, after neglecting it for ages 😅
January 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
#Tumblr deactivated my account, with its 3 shitty blogs. No idea why. Probably a mistake. I've challenged it. Possibly offended them in my message, which won't make them more likely to fix the issue but whatever.
And naturally, this is when I feel I MUST go on Tumblr, after neglecting it for ages 😅
And naturally, this is when I feel I MUST go on Tumblr, after neglecting it for ages 😅
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Private healthcare being evil just not limited to the US… do you know in the UK when they fuck up an operation and intensive care is needed they call an ambulance to get the patient sent to an NHS hospital because having an ICU on site isn’t profitable
December 4, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Private healthcare being evil just not limited to the US… do you know in the UK when they fuck up an operation and intensive care is needed they call an ambulance to get the patient sent to an NHS hospital because having an ICU on site isn’t profitable
Happy New Year!
I have a bad cold or mild flu, unsure. Seems like everything aches & I'm exhausted doing the most basic of tasks. Lemsip good. Self-medicating with cheese and Port.
I have a bad cold or mild flu, unsure. Seems like everything aches & I'm exhausted doing the most basic of tasks. Lemsip good. Self-medicating with cheese and Port.
a cartoon character is laying in a bed with a pillow
Alt: a cartoon character is yellow & laying in a bed with a pillow. I think he's from Happy Adventure Time? I don't know, I'm also sick.
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Happy New Year!
I have a bad cold or mild flu, unsure. Seems like everything aches & I'm exhausted doing the most basic of tasks. Lemsip good. Self-medicating with cheese and Port.
I have a bad cold or mild flu, unsure. Seems like everything aches & I'm exhausted doing the most basic of tasks. Lemsip good. Self-medicating with cheese and Port.
Pretty sure there's strikes against me for converting cos I've downvoted priests & other Catholics for their (blatantly obvious?) questions on that Reddit sub, cos I don't like the responses lol
(who tf asks priests their opinions on Hozier's 'Take Me To Church'? It'll CLEARLY be negative!)
(who tf asks priests their opinions on Hozier's 'Take Me To Church'? It'll CLEARLY be negative!)
December 28, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Pretty sure there's strikes against me for converting cos I've downvoted priests & other Catholics for their (blatantly obvious?) questions on that Reddit sub, cos I don't like the responses lol
(who tf asks priests their opinions on Hozier's 'Take Me To Church'? It'll CLEARLY be negative!)
(who tf asks priests their opinions on Hozier's 'Take Me To Church'? It'll CLEARLY be negative!)
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I am constantly insulted on this platform.
December 28, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I am constantly insulted on this platform.
I suspect that I may not be considered to be taking #RCIA seriously when I turn up to chapel after New Year with this
(can be found on Etsy at: www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...)
(can be found on Etsy at: www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...)
December 28, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I suspect that I may not be considered to be taking #RCIA seriously when I turn up to chapel after New Year with this
(can be found on Etsy at: www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...)
(can be found on Etsy at: www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...)
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🎄christmas gfm share🎄
would really really love to be in the final 10% by my surgical consult on january 17th, which is £290 and 24 days away!
shares super super appreciated and donations even more so, but no pressure 🎁
would really really love to be in the final 10% by my surgical consult on january 17th, which is £290 and 24 days away!
shares super super appreciated and donations even more so, but no pressure 🎁
i now have one (1) calendar year to have surgery as the surgeon needs the diagnosis to be no more than 12 months ago (truly the hoop jumping is intense) so if anyone can spare anything, it's incredibly appreciated!
shares also super super helpful <3 <3 <3
www.gofundme.com/f/help-dylan...
shares also super super helpful <3 <3 <3
www.gofundme.com/f/help-dylan...
December 24, 2024 at 3:21 PM
🎄christmas gfm share🎄
would really really love to be in the final 10% by my surgical consult on january 17th, which is £290 and 24 days away!
shares super super appreciated and donations even more so, but no pressure 🎁
would really really love to be in the final 10% by my surgical consult on january 17th, which is £290 and 24 days away!
shares super super appreciated and donations even more so, but no pressure 🎁
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Just a few guys dressed up as chips being chased by more guys dressed up as seagulls.
This made me laugh out loud. 😁
This made me laugh out loud. 😁
December 27, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Just a few guys dressed up as chips being chased by more guys dressed up as seagulls.
This made me laugh out loud. 😁
This made me laugh out loud. 😁
#Poirot, my beloved ❤️
(reading the most recent @sophiehannah.bsky.social book, courtesy of the #BorrowBox app my local library told me about. AND it's set at Christmas).
(reading the most recent @sophiehannah.bsky.social book, courtesy of the #BorrowBox app my local library told me about. AND it's set at Christmas).
a man wearing a top hat is eating a sandwich with a newspaper in his hand
Alt: Gif of a man (Hercule Poirot, played by David Suchet) wearing a top hat and white scarf is outside is eating a fish supper out of newspaper wrapping, and begins to eat quicker as he finds he enjoys the taste
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2024 at 12:21 PM
#Poirot, my beloved ❤️
(reading the most recent @sophiehannah.bsky.social book, courtesy of the #BorrowBox app my local library told me about. AND it's set at Christmas).
(reading the most recent @sophiehannah.bsky.social book, courtesy of the #BorrowBox app my local library told me about. AND it's set at Christmas).
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this is a video of a lawyer telling you why you should absolutely never talk to the cops without a lawyer, and then a cop 'rebutting' by explaining further why you should absolutely never talk to the cops without a lawyer
anyway seeing a bunch of people today who know more about the topic putting it better than me (I am, to reiterate, just a silly little guy)
here's a video my friend with a criminology background recommends, if it'd help to hear realistic examples and reasons: youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE?...
good thread ⬇️
here's a video my friend with a criminology background recommends, if it'd help to hear realistic examples and reasons: youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE?...
good thread ⬇️
December 27, 2024 at 9:49 PM
this is a video of a lawyer telling you why you should absolutely never talk to the cops without a lawyer, and then a cop 'rebutting' by explaining further why you should absolutely never talk to the cops without a lawyer
OK no, yeah, FB is too overwhelming. I really do want to know how my friends & relatives are doing, but it's actually all a bit much when I feel super inadequate and my achievement today has been remembering to take my medication.
Oh shit, my meds...
Oh shit, my meds...
December 7, 2024 at 10:23 PM
OK no, yeah, FB is too overwhelming. I really do want to know how my friends & relatives are doing, but it's actually all a bit much when I feel super inadequate and my achievement today has been remembering to take my medication.
Oh shit, my meds...
Oh shit, my meds...
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Elf on a shelf is coercive surveillance parenting setting up kids to accept authoritarianism and any parents engaged in it should stop being such manipulative cunts.
December 3, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Elf on a shelf is coercive surveillance parenting setting up kids to accept authoritarianism and any parents engaged in it should stop being such manipulative cunts.
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My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today
![[photo of a punk venue with Statler and Waldorf puppets in their own little nook]
TEXT: I cannot mess up any songs tonight](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z4llsx425l4htoylyyx6iam3/bafkreic47s6ytces7da7sdwvtrr3o4pdtsjlppekxuxy2dhascsr63h36a@jpeg)
August 24, 2024 at 9:36 PM
My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today
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Update, the line of credit was denied literally because we donate our profit to charity so the bank thinks we won’t be motivated to be financially stable 🫠
We're applying for a line of credit at one of my companies and the banker wrote back with a list of questions and one of them was "Why is Mr. Green's income continuing to decline year over year from author work?" which feels like a bit of a burn...
December 3, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Update, the line of credit was denied literally because we donate our profit to charity so the bank thinks we won’t be motivated to be financially stable 🫠