Spam E. McSpam
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Bruce Villanch Super Fan I watch a lot of movies, listen to a lot of music and eat a lot of food. She/Her
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Really trying to cut down on food waste this year. Going to use this to try and keep myself honest.

Tonight for dinner, edible confetti for red beans and rice with hush puppies.
Close up picture of chopped white onions, red and yellow peppers, and celery
spamemcspam.bsky.social
Each like reminds me to stop what I’m doing and watch Paul shimmy sing again. #blessed
spamemcspam.bsky.social
I’d legit wear that clown jumper now. Maybe cinch it with a big belt. Maybe not.
#ClothesToWearWhileChumming
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catsuka.bsky.social
"The World of the Dark Crystal" documentary (1983, 1 hour) is available for free on Youtube.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...
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ohrobin.bsky.social
Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.
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perchorin.bsky.social
Panera execs desperately tracking down this guy’s phone number
sickoscommittee.org
Remembering the time they experimented with (but never sold) fried caffeine at the Texas State Fair.

"...with the power of three Red Bulls in it."
"I was actually pretty upset. I thought I had a real winner," Zable said today. He had
two entries that the judges tasted, including fried biscuits and gravy and - wait for it
- fried caffeine. "Caffeine is really bitter when you're working with it, but I figured out a way to mbine it with this lemon filling that made it so that it wasn't bitter at all — it just had this lemon jelly donut taste, with the power of three Red Bulls in it. Judges didn't
go for it."
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mourningdoves.bsky.social
buying prints: so fun woop woop

buying frames for the prints: what is this. what the fuck
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staticbluebat.bsky.social
“Now watch me whip! Now watch me nae nae!” - Hillary Clinton
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staticbluebat.bsky.social
I am suffering from a deficit of attention
spamemcspam.bsky.social
Just had a student drop off fresh fry bread and salmonberry jam.

These kids deserve so much better than what we’re leaving them.
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charlie-ashby.co.uk
RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔
spamemcspam.bsky.social
Read this entire thing thinking he was saying Mariner, not Mainer, and I couldn’t get a grip on where this was going.

Anyway, Big Dumper for President! GOMS!
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If I were a Mainer, and I'm not a Mainer, and the Senate election were today, I'd vote for Graham Platner to take on Susan Collins. Simply put, I can't think of a metric by which Janet Mills would be better against Collins, better for Maine, or better for the Democratic Party than Platner. THREAD.
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As a nation, we all need to listen to a hell of a lot more Cab Calloway, and Big Band in general.

#ZootSuitRiot2
Black and white photo of Cab Calloway in a white zoot suit.
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chas.bsky.social
On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick
Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick
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Honestly, it doesn’t feel right moving forward with plans until I consult with Jon. He’s a damn good cook. Two heads and all that jazz.
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Coworker just waltzes in, all causal, and drops a bag of freshly picked chanterelles on my desk.

They’re chilling in a paper bag now because OMG.
Plastic bag full of yellow mushrooms.
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ascalaphid.com
Brother Herbert at it again with the weird gourds
I'll be 100% honest i simply could not decide if he was going to be holding a big pepper or a big gourd while i was drawing this so it came out something kind of in between but ultimately leaning towards gourd
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You should reward yourself today with a nice crisp can of Royal Crown Cola soda pop
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pahuski.com
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
spamemcspam.bsky.social
Cutting The Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services and TRIO. There’s a deep, disgusting part of hell for Linda McMahon and anyone else that’s part of this or supports it.

Fuck this country.