But I am having a heart attack and need an ambulance
Can you believe you are speaking with an oracular pooch? This is the coolest thing ever!
I am literally dying
Arf! Arf arf!!
But I am having a heart attack and need an ambulance
Can you believe you are speaking with an oracular pooch? This is the coolest thing ever!
I am literally dying
Arf! Arf arf!!
Pissed at your neighbor don't bother to nag
Pick up the phone and turn in a f-g
Pissed at your neighbor don't bother to nag
Pick up the phone and turn in a f-g
"Oh, Black Friday?" she asked
"Oh, Black Friday?" she asked
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So "oil cos will get the oil" is an especially silly "selling point."
So "oil cos will get the oil" is an especially silly "selling point."
Someone make me a senior fellow. This shit's easy as hell.
Someone make me a senior fellow. This shit's easy as hell.
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"I tell you, the press has eaten this thing up."
I do have one quibble...
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I do have one quibble...
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