Saige Stovetop
@stovetop.bsky.social
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Screenwriter. Seeking representation. I produce internet vids for that company you might’ve heard of. Queer. Non-binary. They/she
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brandonfriedman.bsky.social
Promoting the editor-in-chief's personal side project. Zero named sources in a story that promotes the editor-in-chief's personal political position. Misspelling the subject's name. It took one day for CBS News to become a conservative blog.

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CBS News: Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming NYC mayor the Free Press reports.
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fauxedo.bsky.social
John Carpenter made some of the greatest movies of all time and then retired to make music with his son and play video games. It’s possible he has lived the greatest life in human history.
stovetop.bsky.social
I didn’t grow up eating them but they rule???
stovetop.bsky.social
I make it a point of pride to cook from scratch but the one item where the instant version is indistinguishable from the real deal is instant mashed potatoes.
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
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ifycomedy.com
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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roadside.xor.blue
boardwalk, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
boardwalk, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
stovetop.bsky.social
Full brag: I’ve also done this
nessguerrero.bsky.social
I’ve done it
livagar.bsky.social
They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men
stovetop.bsky.social
Can’t stop staring at myself in zoom meetings today because I’m so gorgeous
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jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
stovetop.bsky.social
Forked River (it’s Fork-ed)
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.
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dancasey.bsky.social
Olivia Rodrigo, Charli XCX, and now Amelia too???
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
Wow I guess he really is the progressive hero all those dipshits said he was when they tried ramming him down our throats
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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emilyyoshida.bsky.social
I tell you things are so bad and hopeless right now but I simply can’t get enough of reading other peoples jokes about Taylor swift on the internet
stovetop.bsky.social
I saw a bumper sticker this morning that said “Find non-human teachers” and I couldn’t tell if it meant “get in touch with nature” or “destroy nature by asking questions of the plagiarism machine”
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veryimportant.lawyer
every time you read a story about how no-strings-attached direct payments to vulnerable, marginalized or otherwise needy people are a big net profit to the society disbursing them, and you ask "why doesn't america do that?", please know that this is the answer why
mac from always sunny saying "but who versus? who are we doing it versus?" because he cannot understand a plan that does not have a victim
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stinasdemons.com
Well, it was nice knowing everyone because if this is the shit they're unrolling, everybody is going to get banned
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erinbiba.bsky.social
Unlike Jesus, I have returned.
amandasmith.bsky.social
The all-knowing bsky mods gave Erin Biba a 24 hour suspension for a months-old skeet about Christian Zionism, and I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that this happened when she’s been vocally criticizing Jay
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peark.es
They like what Trump's doing! Sorry to all those too blind to see it! Not my problem!
nickfleisher.bsky.social
NYT headline somehow makes Oregon officials sound like the out of control aggressors
NYT: Oregon officials vent fury as California national guard heads to Portland
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seantcollins.com
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true