Saige Stovetop
@stovetop.bsky.social
Screenwriter. Seeking representation. I produce internet vids for that company you might’ve heard of. Queer. Non-binary. They/she
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I appreciate they addressed me by my Christian name.
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I appreciate they addressed me by my Christian name.
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The media successfully convinced itself all the humorless scolds were on the left, and while we certainly have our share of them, oh, baby, is it not even CLOSE to how many there are on the right.
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The media successfully convinced itself all the humorless scolds were on the left, and while we certainly have our share of them, oh, baby, is it not even CLOSE to how many there are on the right.
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THE CHAIR COMPANY is TWIN PEAKS if Leland Palmer was the one trying to solve the mystery
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
THE CHAIR COMPANY is TWIN PEAKS if Leland Palmer was the one trying to solve the mystery
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It is fun to go to the movies
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It is fun to go to the movies
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Silver lining: odds are the new bigoted wizard garbage will get two seasons tops.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Silver lining: odds are the new bigoted wizard garbage will get two seasons tops.
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We stan Subway Tilda in her valiant strike for the Butlerian Jihad
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
We stan Subway Tilda in her valiant strike for the Butlerian Jihad
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Joint Statement of the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Joint Statement of the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
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the word layoffs doesn't even appear in this article
It's just all analysts chirping away about synergies
media coverage of itself and its endless consolidation doesn't think labor, consumers, or creatives are actually relevant to anything
It's just all analysts chirping away about synergies
media coverage of itself and its endless consolidation doesn't think labor, consumers, or creatives are actually relevant to anything
It’s Official: Netflix to Acquire Warner Bros. in Deal Valued at $82.7 Billion
The streaming giant's proposal includes a $5.8 billion breakup fee and promises to maintain Warner Bros. current operations, "including theatrical releases." Theater owners are already speaking out.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
the word layoffs doesn't even appear in this article
It's just all analysts chirping away about synergies
media coverage of itself and its endless consolidation doesn't think labor, consumers, or creatives are actually relevant to anything
It's just all analysts chirping away about synergies
media coverage of itself and its endless consolidation doesn't think labor, consumers, or creatives are actually relevant to anything
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Lithgow saying that a family friend with a trans kid came to him and literally said “please don’t do this” and he did it anyway really gives the game away. they don’t not know
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Lithgow saying that a family friend with a trans kid came to him and literally said “please don’t do this” and he did it anyway really gives the game away. they don’t not know
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MASSIVE FUCKUP: there’s a new 4K streaming restoration of Twin Peaks and in the pilot episode you can see the reflection of a scary-looking crew member in a mirror. how did they screw this up so badly?
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
MASSIVE FUCKUP: there’s a new 4K streaming restoration of Twin Peaks and in the pilot episode you can see the reflection of a scary-looking crew member in a mirror. how did they screw this up so badly?
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I caught the, like, third wave of discourse on this, when it had shifted to being about proper citation methods or something, and immediately went, “Was the teacher trans?” because these are the waters we swim in.
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I caught the, like, third wave of discourse on this, when it had shifted to being about proper citation methods or something, and immediately went, “Was the teacher trans?” because these are the waters we swim in.
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From the newspaper owned by Jeff Bezos.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
From the newspaper owned by Jeff Bezos.
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Yes
did David Lynch ever find that highway
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yes
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A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
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The only pertinent thing about this story is that everyone involved is responsible for the murder of millions of infants and children. I don't care about Cum Poetry, I care that these are serial murderers
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The only pertinent thing about this story is that everyone involved is responsible for the murder of millions of infants and children. I don't care about Cum Poetry, I care that these are serial murderers
There are a million project delivery emergencies today of course
Everyone pray for me: I have to make do with only two monitors at work today instead of my normal three.
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
There are a million project delivery emergencies today of course
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Everyone pray for me: I have to make do with only two monitors at work today instead of my normal three.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Everyone pray for me: I have to make do with only two monitors at work today instead of my normal three.
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margate elephant, margate city, new jersey, 1978
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
margate elephant, margate city, new jersey, 1978
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Make like a tree and grow.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Make like a tree and grow.
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Was loving the thunder last night — something I barely get to hear in LA
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Was loving the thunder last night — something I barely get to hear in LA
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its so cool that our two trans holidays are "please remember we exist" and "please stop killing us"
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
its so cool that our two trans holidays are "please remember we exist" and "please stop killing us"