Grande Chefe
@strategicchancla.bsky.social
M.A. in Nat Sec, Floridian, Latino American 🇧🇷, just here for the bad IR takes, will probably contribute a few of my own
Trying to start transitioning from the old bird account, @tacticalchancla
Trying to start transitioning from the old bird account, @tacticalchancla
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The squirrels are ruining this country we let too many squirrels in and they get free healthcare and take all your jo
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The squirrels are ruining this country we let too many squirrels in and they get free healthcare and take all your jo
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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We wanted to understand how regular Americans feel about the Trump administration. So we talked to three Russia-funded content farmers at a tea house in Islamabad.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We wanted to understand how regular Americans feel about the Trump administration. So we talked to three Russia-funded content farmers at a tea house in Islamabad.
And this year's Ernst Thälmann Award goes to....
Tbh I’m not shocked Trump got along better with Zohran than people expected.
In my own experience in Colorado politics and as a DSA member, I often get along way better w/ many Republicans at the Capitol than Corporate Democrats.
#copolitics #coleg
In my own experience in Colorado politics and as a DSA member, I often get along way better w/ many Republicans at the Capitol than Corporate Democrats.
#copolitics #coleg
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
And this year's Ernst Thälmann Award goes to....
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This is not a peace plan. It is a proposal that weakens Ukraine and divides America from Europe, preparing the way for a larger war in the future. In the meantime, it benefits unnamed Russian and American investors, at the expense of everyone else.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Trump Has a Recipe for War and Corruption, Not Peace
Who would benefit from the White House’s 28-point proposal for Ukraine?
www.theatlantic.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
This is not a peace plan. It is a proposal that weakens Ukraine and divides America from Europe, preparing the way for a larger war in the future. In the meantime, it benefits unnamed Russian and American investors, at the expense of everyone else.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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Bolsonaro was put in preventative arrest
He apparently tried to fiddle with his ankle monitor this morning, so authorities feared he wanted to escape during a vigil later of supporters today
g1.globo.com/politica/not...
He apparently tried to fiddle with his ankle monitor this morning, so authorities feared he wanted to escape during a vigil later of supporters today
g1.globo.com/politica/not...
Bolsonaro violou uso de tornozeleira eletrônica e tinha 'elevado risco de fuga', segundo decisão de Moraes | G1
De acordo com Moraes, ex-presidente pretendia fugir durante aglomeração causada pela vigília convocada pelo filho, senador Flávio (PL-RJ).
g1.globo.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Bolsonaro was put in preventative arrest
He apparently tried to fiddle with his ankle monitor this morning, so authorities feared he wanted to escape during a vigil later of supporters today
g1.globo.com/politica/not...
He apparently tried to fiddle with his ankle monitor this morning, so authorities feared he wanted to escape during a vigil later of supporters today
g1.globo.com/politica/not...
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Trump: so if I recite this 'shahada' and implement a bunch of social programs, I get into heaven?
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Trump: so if I recite this 'shahada' and implement a bunch of social programs, I get into heaven?
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
You could call him goat fucker the day before and he'll let it slide if you were nice to him five minutes ago.
Q: Just days ago you referred to Trump as a 'despot.' Will you retract?
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You could call him goat fucker the day before and he'll let it slide if you were nice to him five minutes ago.
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I think that phone allowing people to simultaneously be flooded with the 99th percentile that is struggling and the 99th percentile that is absolutely loaded breaks brains
Seriously, the Democrats have not led “on the economy” in living memory (sans for 8 months in 2007-08), and it all shifted in the time between Liberation Day and now
Btw I think the synthesis of “phones causing brainrot” and “it’s the economy” may be that phones are making ppl hate the economy
Btw I think the synthesis of “phones causing brainrot” and “it’s the economy” may be that phones are making ppl hate the economy
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I think that phone allowing people to simultaneously be flooded with the 99th percentile that is struggling and the 99th percentile that is absolutely loaded breaks brains
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The most terrifying sentence in any language should be "These actions are in violation of the UN charter"
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The most terrifying sentence in any language should be "These actions are in violation of the UN charter"
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the "we condemn socialism" resolution is stupid and the people who voted for it are stupid and also it's a pointless messaging bill that zero people give a shit about and will be forgotten by tomorrow
there is better shit to get mad about today imo
there is better shit to get mad about today imo
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
the "we condemn socialism" resolution is stupid and the people who voted for it are stupid and also it's a pointless messaging bill that zero people give a shit about and will be forgotten by tomorrow
there is better shit to get mad about today imo
there is better shit to get mad about today imo
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*Gasp* I can't believe Russia has been flooding the internet with far-right propaganda bots pretending to be Americans.
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
*Gasp* I can't believe Russia has been flooding the internet with far-right propaganda bots pretending to be Americans.
Can I post gifs independent of Tenor yet?
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Can I post gifs independent of Tenor yet?
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Meanwhile the President just yesterday said an assassinated journalist deserved it and celebrated his killer
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Meanwhile the President just yesterday said an assassinated journalist deserved it and celebrated his killer
Seriously, it's just a cartoonist caricature of a mafia threat
Trump in response to an Epstein question: "ABC, your company, your crappy company is one of the perpetrators. I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and so wrong. And we have a great commissioner, a chairman, who should take a look at that."
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Seriously, it's just a cartoonist caricature of a mafia threat
Stupid Tony Soprano-ass presidency
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Stupid Tony Soprano-ass presidency
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
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Rfk Jr got hungry
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Rfk Jr got hungry
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Friends, Vatican II teaches that we should engage in ecumenical dialogue with our separated brothers and sisters in Protestant ecclesial communities. Joining me today is my friend Joel Webbon to discuss how Catholics and Evangelicals can collaborate in furthering the common good of the nation.
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Friends, Vatican II teaches that we should engage in ecumenical dialogue with our separated brothers and sisters in Protestant ecclesial communities. Joining me today is my friend Joel Webbon to discuss how Catholics and Evangelicals can collaborate in furthering the common good of the nation.
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I think it's fair to say Schumer makes for a seriously bad look still currently getting to call himself Minority Leader, I also think if you're a lefty complaining about how he is and owns the party when most of them disagree with him and just don't want his job, you're helping him push out the left
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I think it's fair to say Schumer makes for a seriously bad look still currently getting to call himself Minority Leader, I also think if you're a lefty complaining about how he is and owns the party when most of them disagree with him and just don't want his job, you're helping him push out the left
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As one of the 3 dozen people on here who actually pay attention to this issue and MENA more broadly as a job it is still very amusing to see people think it's the left who loves this plan. The most voracious defenders of it are Blob careerists or their orbiters— Blinken, McGurk, Lindsey Graham, etc.
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
As one of the 3 dozen people on here who actually pay attention to this issue and MENA more broadly as a job it is still very amusing to see people think it's the left who loves this plan. The most voracious defenders of it are Blob careerists or their orbiters— Blinken, McGurk, Lindsey Graham, etc.