Stuart Laidler
@stuartlaidler.bsky.social
Holding out hope for a Muppet Movie starring Nicolas Cage.
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Stuart Laidler
@stuartlaidler.bsky.social
· Dec 15
Fuck off crypto wankers.
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(Narrows eyes)
Hmm maybe it WAS a nazi salute after all?
Hmm maybe it WAS a nazi salute after all?
January 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
(Narrows eyes)
Hmm maybe it WAS a nazi salute after all?
Hmm maybe it WAS a nazi salute after all?
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New moral low just dropped from the protector of women.
January 8, 2026 at 6:07 AM
New moral low just dropped from the protector of women.
And after he wanged on about a lack of civility too…
January 8, 2026 at 12:06 PM
And after he wanged on about a lack of civility too…
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Not that this is anywhere near the most important or necessary thing to say but they shot someone called Good. And you’d have to kick the scriptwriter in the nuts if this was a film.
January 8, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Not that this is anywhere near the most important or necessary thing to say but they shot someone called Good. And you’d have to kick the scriptwriter in the nuts if this was a film.
This analogy fails on several levels but I stand by it.
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
This analogy fails on several levels but I stand by it.
It’s why Musk hates him; Musk was into fascism way before it got cool and try hards like Farage got into because they had a few hits.
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
It’s why Musk hates him; Musk was into fascism way before it got cool and try hards like Farage got into because they had a few hits.
Counterpoint: yes it was.
January 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Counterpoint: yes it was.
Feels like we’re in the “montage of escalating events gradually spinning out of control before The Bad Thing happens” stage of the movie…
January 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Feels like we’re in the “montage of escalating events gradually spinning out of control before The Bad Thing happens” stage of the movie…
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Is this what Enya was harping on about?
"The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9×1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
"The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9×1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
January 7, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Is this what Enya was harping on about?
"The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9×1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
"The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9×1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
Agreed. Whilst we’re at it, can we retire the phrase “crime doesn’t pay”? Because it clearly fucking does…
January 7, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Agreed. Whilst we’re at it, can we retire the phrase “crime doesn’t pay”? Because it clearly fucking does…
Wikipedia’s recent deaths section is pretty good for that sort of thing…
January 7, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Wikipedia’s recent deaths section is pretty good for that sort of thing…
I’m still here fella, don’t you fucking worry.
January 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I’m still here fella, don’t you fucking worry.
I’m sorry, but I watched Holy Grail recently so this reads like a callback to the credits and I just can’t get past that…
Also, I wish I was in Scandinavia in April. Bah.
Also, I wish I was in Scandinavia in April. Bah.
January 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I’m sorry, but I watched Holy Grail recently so this reads like a callback to the credits and I just can’t get past that…
Also, I wish I was in Scandinavia in April. Bah.
Also, I wish I was in Scandinavia in April. Bah.
It’s a joke, fellow Brits. You’re all getting pissy about a joke.
January 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
It’s a joke, fellow Brits. You’re all getting pissy about a joke.
America: Aren’t you motherfuckers always banging on about needing guns to overthrow a tyrannical regime?
Crack on with it then.
Crack on with it then.
January 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
America: Aren’t you motherfuckers always banging on about needing guns to overthrow a tyrannical regime?
Crack on with it then.
Crack on with it then.
He was told he had 10 days to live, then 17, then 8, then 7, than 48, then he died.
January 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
He was told he had 10 days to live, then 17, then 8, then 7, than 48, then he died.
I broke my nose in my sleep guys. I fought a dream, and the dream won.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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😅
January 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I broke my nose in my sleep guys. I fought a dream, and the dream won.
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Most images cases are charged under s1 PCA 1978 ("making") which isn't purely a strict liability offence. There's a defence in the statute at s1(4), which was confirmed and clarified in R v Smith / Jayson, that a defendant had to download an image knowing that it contained or was likely to...
January 6, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Most images cases are charged under s1 PCA 1978 ("making") which isn't purely a strict liability offence. There's a defence in the statute at s1(4), which was confirmed and clarified in R v Smith / Jayson, that a defendant had to download an image knowing that it contained or was likely to...
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“Can I have one of your delicious South African steak bakes, please”
January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
“Can I have one of your delicious South African steak bakes, please”
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feels like the met should raid x: the everything app’s office, shut them down, confiscate their hard drives and, if they find any csam, prosecute the ceo and put them on the sex offenders’ register
this is what i like to call “the moderate position”
this is what i like to call “the moderate position”
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
feels like the met should raid x: the everything app’s office, shut them down, confiscate their hard drives and, if they find any csam, prosecute the ceo and put them on the sex offenders’ register
this is what i like to call “the moderate position”
this is what i like to call “the moderate position”
David Blaine being relentlessly mocked in a box is my go-to patriotic happy place.
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
David Blaine being relentlessly mocked in a box is my go-to patriotic happy place.
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"Are you sure we don't have *anybody* else to write up this story?"
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
"Are you sure we don't have *anybody* else to write up this story?"
As in, his lefty parents are estranged from him.
January 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
As in, his lefty parents are estranged from him.
Ned Flanders maybe?
January 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Ned Flanders maybe?
This is an improvement in that he doesn’t look and act like he’s been marinated in cocaine here.
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
This is an improvement in that he doesn’t look and act like he’s been marinated in cocaine here.