Stuart Laidler
@stuartlaidler.bsky.social
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Holding out hope for a Muppet Movie starring Nicolas Cage.
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Fuck off crypto wankers.
You miserable, joyless fucking c*nt.
Why would you say that? You’re a bad man!
Looks like Baytor off of Garth Ennis’ Hitman series.
The Evil Dead. Also aged 9.

A lifetime of zombie-themed dreams: COME ON DOWN!
Fully endorse this. Make the world a baffling place again.
i think we should bring dadaism back as a response to The Horrors. it made sense during world war one
I see Rowling has moved a little step closer to Alex Jones-style financial Armageddon…
Marie McGowan, 89, has died 3 years after a brutal assault during which she was put headfirst into a rubbish bin. Her attacker, Alex Bailey, believed she was "a man dressed as a woman."

This is the world the transphobes are creating "to protect women."

RIP Marie. share.google/PFaI5YTh9tBw...
Woman, 80s, dies three years after Dublin attack
A woman in her 80s who was attacked in south Dublin just over three years ago has passed away.
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“Bread? Wi’ garlic on? Garlic bread? GARLIC BREAD?!”
Betty is currently eating like a British person drinks. A diet beckons…
Rose’s work is amazing and my house looks way better with one of her pots in it.
Buy a lovely tentacle pot! Safe shipping all around the world due to my magic bubblewrap skills
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I’ve had 8 letters from the hospital in the last two weeks, all about different aspects of my Parkinson’s.

Ngl, feeling a bit overwhelmed right now.
Wuthering Heights is a toxic dogshit of a book.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
That’s…Numberwang?
We’re pleased to partnering with former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and Akshata Murty on Number Nation, a new initiative to conduct the UK’s largest ever study into attitudes to everyday numbers – in partnership with the Richmond Project, Purposeful Ventures and Public First

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STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
I collect antique classical history books. By far and away the ones that bring me the most pleasure are the annotated, dog eared, heavily used ones. An immaculately preserved book is one that’s gone unenjoyed.
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All a big chuckle to this grotesque fuckwit and these media clowns just lap it up and clap like the shit handed chimps they are.
Boris Johnson, "I tried to get the scientists to say that lockdown was a bad idea"

*they all laugh*

There were 26,000 covid deaths because Boris Johnson ignored scientists and delayed the first lockdown by a week
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Oysters: seriously man, what the fuck? Someone sneezed in a shell. No.

Alexander: Dreariness and guff

Mr Brightside: Makes me feel physically sick
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Veal. Though the chances of me being in a situation where veal is on the menu are fairly slim.

Fight Club. Just crap.

Rock DJ. Ugh. The sound of call centre sales managers.
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Red meat - work experience in a food tech lab taking swabs in an abattoir put pay to that.

Top Gun - Honestly, Tom Cruise gives me the ick.

Mr Brightside - Shouty mindpiss.
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Couldn’t believe I made it to my first Masochists Anonymous meeting last night. Really had to pinch myself.
Saves time; you bigoted types are all so drearily predictable…
It’s been absent for a long LONG time imo, so to even offer any sort of hope for the future feels pretty radical.
What, the person who you took it upon yourself to initiate contact with and maintain contact via an endless sea of bigoted comments?

Yeah; good luck with that, Ilsa Koch…