superastrofemme
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Slapping a Made In Canada sticker on that ass
We've reached the free pouring point of funday monday
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
We've reached the free pouring point of funday monday
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I'm an enigma, wrapped in a tortilla, dipped in nacho cheese
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm an enigma, wrapped in a tortilla, dipped in nacho cheese
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Imma put the D in Pachelbel's Canon
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Imma put the D in Pachelbel's Canon
Can't pinpoint the precise moment after turning 50 that I turned into the type of person who saves the elastic bands off produce but nonetheless here we are
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Can't pinpoint the precise moment after turning 50 that I turned into the type of person who saves the elastic bands off produce but nonetheless here we are
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Shopping for new bathroom carpet in the Sears catalog would fix me.
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Shopping for new bathroom carpet in the Sears catalog would fix me.
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Got a theoretical cart full of Christmas candy double parked in my soul.
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Got a theoretical cart full of Christmas candy double parked in my soul.
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Tbh I don't think I was ever emotionally equipped to handle the Hall & Oates break up.
October 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Tbh I don't think I was ever emotionally equipped to handle the Hall & Oates break up.
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Your yogurt to granola ratio is seriously damaging this relationship
September 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Your yogurt to granola ratio is seriously damaging this relationship
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I would simply not walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I would simply not walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death
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'wintery mix' is a Canadian weather forecasting term meaning you're gonna fall on a sidewalk today
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
'wintery mix' is a Canadian weather forecasting term meaning you're gonna fall on a sidewalk today
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im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
I'm sorry your dog got a drawer before you did
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'm sorry your dog got a drawer before you did
Doves are just classy pigeons
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Doves are just classy pigeons
She seductively tucked the kleenex into the sleeve of her cardigan...
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
She seductively tucked the kleenex into the sleeve of her cardigan...
All rind, no juice
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
All rind, no juice
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I want a toaster strudel scarf. Like, it's a really lonnnnng toaster strudel? That you can wear. And eat. On the way to work.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I want a toaster strudel scarf. Like, it's a really lonnnnng toaster strudel? That you can wear. And eat. On the way to work.
Trying to resist the siren song of the toaster strudel
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Trying to resist the siren song of the toaster strudel
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If you don't like mushrooms, can you explain why. Exactly the real reason why.
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If you don't like mushrooms, can you explain why. Exactly the real reason why.
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I’ll check your laundry’s pockets for Kleenex baby
October 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’ll check your laundry’s pockets for Kleenex baby
Just a queso girl in a guacamole world
October 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just a queso girl in a guacamole world
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Is it even a date unless you need to call roadside assistance twice?
October 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Is it even a date unless you need to call roadside assistance twice?
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head
October 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head